Monthly Archives: November 2006
Because you just won’t stop Googling it, here are the top three things you really want to know about Wentworth Miller. Unfortunately, I don’t know how many inches it is (I know that was your number one question), but I will share what I do know and what I don’t.
1. Does Wentworth Miller Smoke?
Yes. We have Mink from The Church to thank for this cropping job. Thanks Mink!
What is that in his hand? Why it’s a cigarette! What he is doing with his other hand however I DON’T know and for some reason, I am much more interested in that other hand as well as the lucky bastard that happens to be eye level with the royal penis. I wonder if they are looking for a fluffer because I am available…But we were talking about smoking. Yeah, he’s a smoker.
2. Is Wentworth Miller Gay?
According to NNDB (and I don’t remember this being there before), his sexual orientation is now a matter of dispute…Hmmm, I wonder when that happened? Official answer is: I don’t know. I don’t have a preference either. I am not (currently) engaging in any sexual activity with the man so it makes no difference to me where he puts his peen, although ideally it would be in me…OK so I could have left that last part out but the opportunity to use the word peen does not come along often and peen is a really funny word.
UPDATE: The answer is No.
3. Does Wentworth Miller have a girlfriend?
He says he is single so the answer to this one would be no. His date to the Emmy’s was friend (and actress), Mariana Klaveno.
Honorable mention goes to those that want to hear him sing and those that want to know if there is something going on with him and Sarah Wayne Callies. For Went singing with The Princeton Tigertones go here and Sarah is married so that would be a no.
There. Now we can all sleep at night.
Wentworth has left our TV screens for a couple of months, so where did he go or even better, where is he going so you’ll know where to conveniently be? Well my friends, it’s rumor time! I have heard reports (or rather, read them at The Church) of our favorite man in the whole wide word being in Dallas filming through the middle of March. You lucky fucks in Texas need to start carrying around your camera, your autograph book or favorite picture of The Perfect One, and be on the alert because you may just run into him at your local Chinese food place or Chili’s and if you DO meet him know this: I hate you with every fiber of my being. It should have been me.
There have also been reports of plans for a visit to Sydney, Australia as well as Spain with a possible European tour although this info did not include dates.
How much of this is true? I have no idea but if you enjoy getting your hopes up and you are in one of those three places, now would be the time to do it!
For the last Wentcap of the year, Mr. Walking Sex himself gives us a facial…A lot of them.
He’s SO hot that everything near him just spontaneously combusted.
Don’t worry, there is absolutely nothing you could do that would mess up that face. You even looked good as a dead guy. A bruise and a little blood are not going to spoil a thing.
Apparently, he LIKES being handcuffed. Just look at that perfect look of contentment as he heads down the road all shackled and stuff. *Making mental note for our inevitable meeting*
He is clenching that jaw…Again…
If you’re going to do it, you have to close your eyes AND throw your head back. Afterall, you invented the look. I shouldn’t have to tell you this Went.
This next pic is Pure Charmed Happiness
His face is a thing of beauty. I just can’t get enough. In fact, Let’s see more:
That furrowed brow, that nose, the hint of ear, the scruff, those lashes, those lips (and they have the nerve to be slightly…open), the mole…*feeling faint*
Apparently the word is out: We are always looking for Wenttongue. So this time he tried to hide it…Too bad he had an involuntary tongue spasm, Ha! Too bad for him but not for us: I see WENTTONGUE! Dom is desperately trying not to follow suit. He must have taken my threat seriously.
Lock him up….Throw away the key…And spank him. Actually, scratch that, Let ME do it. Oh please let me. *drooling*
It’s Wents’ ridiculously perfect profile complete with eyes that look like they are the color of storm clouds. And why is it that even his NECK is beautiful…And why have I never noticed this before?
And this is some incredibly Blue Steel behind even MORE steel. That’s got to be like a record or something.
He stops in the middle of filming Prison Break to do a pull-up. He is such a show off.
I believe it was Stacy who said she would like to lick this blood off of his head and while this statement is borderline psycho, somehow, it appeals to me. Blood looks so good on him that I think I may know what role I’d like to see Went take on next…I’d love to see Went in a vampire movie…Dripping with homoeroticism a la Interview with the Vampire…Writhing around on the floor shirtless and bleeding (Maybe outside of Red Lobster) after being bitten by some other gorgeous man, hmmm, Maybe Jake! I can see it now: Sex, murder, bloodlust, More Sex, naked Went, fangs, Even more Sex, mayhem, obsession, Still More Sex, naked Jake, cheesy bread…Did I mention sex? OK I see a slash opportunity here; Someone with skills, start writing!
He is flexible that one. *Making another mental note*
He is truly The Chosen One. He travels with his own lighting provided from on high by the beautiful man gods.
No Went. How many times do I have to tell you that we have to wait until AFTER they say “cut,” eventhough what we did last week was totally fun. *giggling* Oh OK, if you insist…
And the Emmy Goes To:
This perfect mix of both shock and horror. Outstanding Went! *Clapping* Oh Fuck it, just give the man an Oscar.
But I LOVE to watch you leave.
Went, you are either doing the robot here, posing for your very own action figure or your running style has significantly improved; I knew it was the suits’ fault! Whatever the reason for this most unusual stance, Kudos (like that Mink, LOL)! I like the pose. It works.
Bye Went! Until next year! *waving*
And I will end with this pic because it is so freaking Wentilicious… I spotted it at The Church and the original came from Prison Break Online. This picture is so sexy for SO many reasons…And it may just help ease the pain of going so long without seeing Wentworth Miller’s face every week.