Exhibit A
Wentworth Miller can not dance. All gay men everywhere have rhythm. Wenty does not. Therefore, he can not be gay.
Exhibit B
Wentworth Miller can not dress. We know this from various pics of him where he has clearly dressed himself. Every gay man on earth could put any woman’s sense of style to shame. Therefore, he can not be gay.
Exhibit C
Wentworth Miller does not dye his hair. What self respecting gay man would let himself go grey? Not a one. Therefore, he can not be gay.
Exhibit D
Wentworth Millers’ ring finger is SHORTER than his index finger. Anyone who has ever watched The L Word religiously can tell you that one of the first things we ever learned was that scientifically speaking, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger you’re gay. If not, then you’re just not. Therefore, he can not be gay.
Exhibit E
Wenworth Miller often puts his hands on his hips. Now I know what you’re thinking. That’s gay…But no! No it’s quite the opposite my friends as we learned at the SAG awards when Heath Ledger just couldn’t keep his hand off of his hip while he and Jake Gyllenhaal presented the best love story ever told, Brokeback Mountain. Heath is straight, straight as an arrow. He has a girlfriend and a baby to prove it and he puts his hand on his hip all the time! This can only mean that Wentworth Miller is not gay.
I rest my case.
HERE
62 Comments
November 9, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Very funny! But there are better photos of Wentworth’s fashion faux pas than the one used.
Just look at this, I mean this is just sad.
http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=airport.10.19.06-9a.jpg
November 9, 2006 at 6:56 pm
This was great! Although you have me starting to question my own sexuality. My ring finger is longer than my index. Have I been fooling myself? hah.
November 9, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Haha hilarious but i must admit u sound a bit stereotypical..i have a couple gay friends that are NONE of the reasons why you wrote how a person is/isnt gay. but im not saying hes gay lol im just proving a point.
November 9, 2006 at 8:37 pm
allheavens, that’s a lovely example. Poor misguided Went.
stacy, you’re totally gay. You heard it here first.
mishaaaa, the sterotyping was actually the whole point, lol. I have gay friends that don’t fit into any of these categories too. None of us actually has any idea whether he’s gay or not. I was just havin a little fun.
November 9, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Went is sooo gay, isn’t he?
November 9, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Oooh haha im dumb like that dont mind me ^_^
November 9, 2006 at 10:42 pm
allheavens, I’m still looking at that pic you posted…goddess he is hot…no matter what colors he is mixing together…the shit is ridiculous…good god!
November 10, 2006 at 11:15 am
http://wentworthmilleronline.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=397&pos=13
Somewhere I saw a HQ copy of this picture. HIs hands are positivly trashed! No gay man would leave the house with his cuticles looking like that! Ever. He is so not gay!
November 10, 2006 at 11:27 am
I know right! Thank you Patty. Always good to have more proof.
November 10, 2006 at 11:27 am
that airport photo is the best! i love it! and judging from the comfortable baggyness of the clothes – smart way to travel but totally not gay – OMG! epifany! he’s a LESBIAN!
November 10, 2006 at 11:41 am
http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=airport.10.19.06-9a.jpg
Jesus mary and joseph the boy looks homeless! but still hot. like homeless-chic. love him.
November 10, 2006 at 2:30 pm
The airport pic isn’t that bad! Just many layers and much baggyness.
And my index finger and ring fingers are the smae length so am I bi?
November 10, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Yes brits, that’s EXACTLY what it means.
November 12, 2006 at 12:16 am
saw the airport pic…i think i’m missing something…i thought he looked adorable! i did find it funny that the add right below the pic said – Get Pregnant…hmmm…. coincidence..? i think not. xxx B
November 14, 2006 at 1:04 pm
The fact that my ring and index fingers are the same length definitely explains my bi tendancies.
On Heath Ledger not being gay: Hmmm, You never know what goes on in the bedroom…Everyone thought Ennis in Brokeback was straight, but at night alone with his wife he showed other desires…who’s to say art doesn’t imiate life? Having a baby means nothing, I was just watching What I Like About You and Holly & Val’s dad was exposed to be a good old gay.
You present a strong argument, your case will stand in court.
Yes, everyone knows gays dye their hair, everyone knows gays can dress (they are fashion QUEENS) and EVERYONE knows that real gays masQUEERade as cowboys & go herd sheep on mountains for some alone time. As far as I know Went is allergic to sheep ( at least he’s allergic to dogs & cats so sheep are close enough).
Hope those gay rumours are finally put to rest on examination of this overwhelming evidence.
November 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm
This is CLASSIC! Thanks for illuminating to the ignorant masses what we die-hard Went fans already know.
December 3, 2006 at 1:04 am
that was great! I met him and I totally don’t think he is gay
January 28, 2007 at 4:29 pm
wentworth miller is no more gay than i am and im straighter than anything its a load of crap and if he was gay which he isnt im sure people wouldnt mind looking at him no matter wot
February 28, 2007 at 12:32 pm
If your ring finger and your index fingers are the same length or your ring finger is longer than your index finger, how is that always true =S.. I’m not gay at ALL and my ring finger is longer than my index finger. I have a gf and I never ever look at guys in that way, get your fact right. P.S, I think it’s all a load of bollocks that Wentworth Miller is gay. Even if he was, why would it affect you?
April 21, 2007 at 1:50 pm
he’s not gay haha, he’s said in so many interviews
that we wants a girlfriend but he’s just too busy for one right now.
everyone just care’s too much about things that don’t concern them
he’s not gay.
June 13, 2007 at 10:05 pm
ilove you my love wentworth
June 13, 2007 at 10:06 pm
he is not gay he is sexey guy
June 13, 2007 at 10:08 pm
oh my god wentworth you are so sexy guy
June 25, 2007 at 6:45 pm
i saw a picture him and Luke McFarlane. i realy hoppe it is not try.
July 5, 2007 at 12:38 am
he’s very sexy!!!!!!!! so hot! therefor, he can not be gay. haha
July 26, 2007 at 9:36 am
*pops in* Well, he DOES look kinda prematurely-grey in that pic… but isn’t that from “The Human Stain”, when he was only thirty? That can’t be right.
September 4, 2007 at 9:25 am
hahaha, well those are like so NOT candid shots so its like a posed kinda thing? of course he look man in it. i mean, like “real” man in it. i think if he’s gay, prison break is really a heaven for him
September 16, 2007 at 12:19 am
I have a theory: I don’t think any straight girls who are attracted to him actually think he’s gay. I also don’t think straight girls who aren’t attracted to him (who were clearly dropped on their heads as babies, hehe) care enough to accuse him of being gay. I think all these accusations arose from gay guys who want him for themselves and straight guys who are jealous and who think the only sign of a striaght guy is a womanizer who is inarticulate.
October 29, 2007 at 10:06 pm
@kalypso,
I like your theory!!!
@WFW,
And don’t forget the wrinkled shirts. What gay man in their right mind would go out wearing wrinkled shirts???!!! lol
October 30, 2007 at 12:22 am
That dancing is GOLD, Lmao
Am I only one who broke into:
“you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals,
so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel”
oh yeah went work it baby work it!
October 30, 2007 at 1:25 am
I have no opinion on the straighteness/gayness debate. I love Went no matter what. But I must take issue with a couple exhibits: A. How do you know he can’t dance? C. Anderson Cooper has gray hair. D. It looks to me like his index finger is about equal to his ring finger.
I do know this: WM is SOOOO hot that, to get near him without catching on fire, one must wear an asbestos suit….
November 3, 2007 at 7:33 am
I forgot to mention that his outfit in Exhibit B. isn’t all that bad…not one of his worst, for sure! And to go back to the dancing issue…do you have any more evidence? I’d love to see him dance, no matter how bad.
November 3, 2007 at 9:46 am
Went is HOTTER than the sun, in fact Al Gore blames him for global warming!!! LOL
November 4, 2007 at 10:04 am
Went is so HOT, he’s the reason for global warming!
November 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
I love went, he is sooo hot!! I hope he’s not gay..
you need to see this video, it is so funny!!
December 6, 2007 at 11:18 am
I don’t believe he’s gay either….
I’m obsessed with men’s hands … that’s the first thing I look at … and now I’ll obsess even more looking at their ring and index finger lol…
and by the way … I LOVE his hands…. so sexy to me… and beautiful eyes too
January 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Went não é gay..tenho certeza!!!!!!
um bixo lindo desses? como é que pode?!
hahahahah
January 15, 2008 at 6:53 pm
@mayza: his (extremely) good-looks don’t guarantee heterosexuality LOL
January 22, 2008 at 12:59 am
he is not a gay because he is going to marry me.. hahahaha..
February 29, 2008 at 8:33 pm
He is not gay…i’ve watched his interview where he said that he is not gay..he said something about his ex girlfriends…Now u know…HE IS NOT GAY… 100%… I mean..come on..he is THE perfect man!
February 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm
did you watched that interview on youtube?
March 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i think that he’s not gay and a think that all the women in the world wnt to make love whit him
March 18, 2008 at 11:55 am
i love Wentwoth Miller ! gay or not <3
March 27, 2008 at 12:11 pm
i love his hands too. they are amaaazing..along with everything else.
my cousin is gay and he says he can tell looking at a guy if they r gay?? he said Went is def straight. so im taking his word for it
March 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I concure WFW
March 29, 2008 at 6:03 am
I love Went..and I don’t think he’s gay…however I’d like to try…
)
April 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm
wentworth is a very nice guy and like his personality very much…..dont say these bad things on him that just heart him …and by the way he said on an interview once he is not gay…..so just stop it people
April 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
its hurt not heart ..sorry>>>>>
April 21, 2008 at 7:12 am
I decide to believe in Wentworth miller. It is not gay
I hope it does not lie because I do not like liars (for whatever reasons)
April 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm
sorry girls, i really think he’s gay.. luke mcfarlane now finally had his coming out and he was soooo often seen with went.. here a quote from a news site:
“McFarlane says his friends and family already know, but he decided to wait to admit it to the world. Luke reportedly once dated Wentworth Miller who has yet to come out.”
April 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
One can say anything on the Internet
For example, the eyes of wentworth miller had 2 colors. I read the original intervieuw of luke macfarlane, and it doesn’t speak of wentworth miller. On Just Jared some people swear luke lives with a painter for 1 year. I like luke and wentworth So I prefered to listen luke and wentworth not bloggers. In the article in question luke doesnt want to talk about his private life . IT did not prejudice to a friend (or lover) .
April 21, 2008 at 4:46 pm
“Sitting on the patio of an exclusive Hollywood hotel, wearing a grey T-shirt and red jacket, Macfarlane says he does intend to keep a certain amount of his life private. Asked if he is currently in a relationship, his answer is quick: “That is my personal life. That is where I draw the difference.” He does allow though, that he would like to be married some day.”
July 10, 2008 at 2:45 pm
hello WFM
is it true that it is on your blog that a person would have said that wentworth miller had a relationship with M.Lidell a photographer.
thank you very much for your answer
July 22, 2008 at 7:35 pm
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July 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm
you are so sexy and i am appy to know that you are not gay
October 12, 2008 at 1:32 pm
He’s the hottest man I have ever seen!! I would give everything to have him,as every girl would do!!! So,he just CANNOT be gay! It’s impossible!! It doesn’t make any sense!
October 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm
thank u so much u r like the best i know it he can not be gay he is too good to be
October 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Don’t know why people are on about his dress sense. I personally like it. He’s a casual guy and that’s that. Ok some shirt colours are questionable but he can dress!! Very simple and down to earth.
October 28, 2008 at 10:02 am
I don’t think he’s a gay…he’s so cute and handsome…we do think we should believe in him and respect his private life.
October 28, 2008 at 10:04 am
I don’t think he’s a gay…he’s so cute and handsome…I love his eyes so much…I do think we should believe in him and respect his private life.
May 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
i love you miller
June 2, 2009 at 9:50 am
i still think he’s at least bi. or else i’m loosing any interest in that guy.