Oh Wentworth, you are such a gent
Polite and smart and talented
I’d love you if you didn’t have a cent
You’re why I created Wet For Went
Oh Wentworth, you’re so fine
I hope one day to make you mine
Just a roll in the hay would be sublime
We’d have a really rockin’ time
Oh Wentworth, you’re so tall
It must be hard to shop at the mall
I know that we would have a ball
If only my number you would call
Oh Wentworth, you’re so sweet
You have some really big ol’ feet
Another reason we should meet
well that and what you put in your seat
Oh Wentworth, you have such pretty eyes
Sometimes they’re as blue as the skies
and others dark, they hypnotize
There are no panties you leave dry
Oh Wentworth, come to Baltimore
I’ll be your dirty little whore
I promise I am not a bore
I am what you’ve been waiting for
HERE
3 Comments
November 15, 2006 at 12:46 am
Ha, those are all great. Naturally, my favorite is the last one. Hmm…what would go with Toledo?
Oh Wentworth, come to Toledo…
Frig. I’m totally not creative.
November 15, 2006 at 12:57 am
Thanks. It was actually just one long series of ridiculous rhymes I came up with when I was bored and then I decided to throw some pics in there, lol. The last one is of course my favorite as well and I mean every word of it. Toledo?
Oh Wentworth come out to Toledo
But make sure you don’t wear a Speedo
Cuz then I’d give your ass the heave-ho
What am I saying, I couldn’t say no
How’s that, LMAO. Best I could come up with off the top of my head.
December 10, 2006 at 8:58 pm
umm… i live in mississauga… what the hell rhymes with mississauga?