People: The Internet’s Sexiest Guys

Check out number 3! It’s Went! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! So much sexy Went this week! My brain is going to short circuit! I, of course, do not approve of ANYONE being ABOVE him EVER. He really should have been #1 here. I mean shit, they gave Clooney The Sexiest Man Alive AGAIN. They could have at least given my Wenty #1 in this category. OK, I’ll stop complaining now…

His Blurb:

• Junk food: “I have a thing for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I’m not a fan of the Pieces. I think they try too hard.”

• Skin: “I’ve been told it’s a good idea to moisturize. And drink lots of water. And eat Peanut Butter Cups.”

He also made the Sexiest Man Alive list. You can see his (very quick) appearance in the video here in case you missed it the first time. The issue hits news stands tomorrow and George Clooney made the cover. I wonder what shot of Went they will use? I hope it’s a good one. You can also see 15 of the men on the list here. Nice shot of Clooney, pretty good shot of Brad Pitt, good shot of Taye Diggs, great shot of Patrick Dempsey, Omar Epps is looking damn fine, Leonardo DiCaprio is looking smashing, Johnny Depp is looking VERY lickable, and Jake Gyllenhaal…Good Lord…The Sex is looking fantastic.

UPDATE: Wents’ People’s Sexiest Man Alive article is the exact one on the site (link above), same pic and blurb, on about 1/3 of a page…at the bottom…Now you know.

A Few Things…

First of all, I’m not sure how many of you know this, but I am notorious for editing entries after I’ve posted them and not saying anything. And now that I mention it, I’ve done it again. While I was capping my little heart out for the Wentcap and Wentcap Special Event, I added some caps to the Recap too. So if you already read it, go back and check out the pics.

Second, at long last I have added some Went pics to my ImageShack profile. There are over 50 in there now. I only used the ones that are official and of good quality and as usual, the ones that have a yellow border came from Jared. Some of the ones I’ve used on this blog are located there with their original dimensions (I have to scale all pictures down so that they look neat on the blog). There are no caps in there. My screen caps are in my password protected Photobucket album. A tip to those of you trying to click the pictures, it won’t work. What will however, is right-clicking and choosing Save As. Don’t say I never did anything for you.

Third, My Myspace friend list is almost nonexistent. Top friends are on a first come first serve basis. The chance to be in my top friends won’t be around forever so get in now while you still can! No this is not a shamless plug to get you to add me to your Myspace…OK yes it is…

Last, but defintiely not least, Wentworth…Miller…Porn. Yeah I said it, WENT PORN! If you have not watched the Wentcap Special Event Slideshow several dozen times by now, you must be dead. Although I am posting this after the Special Event, I changed the time so it would appear below it. I want that thing at the top for at least the rest of the day. I may be incapacitated and unable to post today due to the sheer sexiness and lust factor involved with this performance of a lifetime. There are no words. This is better than the Wet For Went blog mascot. OK I gotta go. I gotta close my door and watch it again…

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Wentcap: Wentworth Miller Recap

Other than Bolshoi Booze being a fantastic episode, it was also a Wentcap Extravaganza! Let the games begin.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I am just too sexy.

Only Went could make a Confessional sexy. Went could make ANYTHING sexy.

I’ll dry your tears Went.

OK Went, were you TRYING to outdo Denzel here? A solitary Glory tear? Outstanding. I have never seen a prettier crier before in my life. If there was an award for Best Cry, you would win…Although Jakes’ was absolutely perfect and heartbreaking in Brokeback Mountain…OK maybe it would be a tie…no wait…OK you win Best Cry and we can give Jake Best Crying Scene. So he’s like, really great, but you own it. OK, that’s fair.

I’m ready for my closeup.

Wentlash

What do say to your hands on MY hips?

Ah the hands on the hips…sexy. See, everything about Went is sexy. When I look at this picture I think to myself “Excuse me, Are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?”

Beautiful…

The mole. The mole I’d like to lick, like everything else on him. You know what else? He wins Best Closed Eye Look. I’d love to watch him sleep. It’s probably the 8th Wonder of the world.

Come Hither

OK, he’s bringing sexy back. This look is sexy. What Went? On my knees? As you wish.

Deep in sexy thought

Lip biting…so sexy.

Please, shoot. No really, shoot me, anywhere you like.

Here he goes again with a gun. Went+gun=Wetness

Biting your lip AND looking directly at someone Went is dangerous .

OK, he’s teasing me and I can’t take it.

That tongue. That tongue!

Wenttongue. How often do we get to see that? Treasure this, for the moments are few and far between that we get to see the sacred tongue. I’d like to do more than just see it…

You go Went!

The intensity, the drive, the emotion! Oh Went how I love you.

I almost cried…

One word: Wentastic!

OK now that I’m done objectifying the shit out of him, I have to give him mad props this week. That boy acted his ass off. The lip quiver was phenomenal. I call this clip, And the Emmy goes to.