You never know who is going to show up in the chatbox. Yesterday, Wentworth Miller himself showed up to talk to us and in true fangirl fashion, we lost our fucking minds.
WFW: damn you Wentworth and your brain cell killing sexiness
WFW: damn you to hell
WFW: now come fuck me…
Krissie: Can you not curse Went?
nicbeast: *shakes fist in air*
WFW: he is walking evil Krissie, walking torturous evil
nicbeast: i have soooooooooooo much work to dooooooooo i dont know where to start i dont want to start!
WFW: *shaking fist at pictures*
nicbeast: the devil incarnate
WFW: God I want to suck him til he can’t stand it
Fever: u can doooo it, nic
WFW: Goddess help me
su: Don’t start nic! Just write!
nicbeast: *pleading at the top of voice to sky* Why, God, why!!!!!!
Fever: w, stop! u’re gettin’ me hot
nicbeast: i would much rather do that
WFW: I’m getting myself hot. Must stop and do some work.
nicbeast: but fever by the nature of your name u r already hot
WFW: lmao nic
Fever: lol, clever girl
WFW: and you cause others to be as well
Wentworth Miller: Stop cursing me!
su: No, I meant you should watch the Terminal because it is a fountain of useless info and product placement.
nicbeast: that will be it for the day
Fever: it’s my power, not my existence
WFW: really su? never seen it
nicbeast: i should quit now while i am ahead
su: HOW ARE YOU CAN I FUCK YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!
Fever: must – join – in
su: I AM GREAT IN BED!!!
nicbeast: i downloaded the interview where he says my name to my ipod
su: I HAVE REFERENCES!!!
Fever: LMAO su
WFW: For Goddess sake, I must lick him. I must.
WFW: Damn this sexy photoshoot
WFW: damn it damn it damn it
su: WHERE DID WENT GO?
nicbeast: the italians really understand beauty
Fever: jealous, nic, with love, but jealous
nicbeast: i may have to change my desktop image
WFW: *shaking fist at beautiful man gods* They mock me…
su: WTF!!! WENT!!!!
Wentworth Miller: I’m still here.
su: HI WENT!!! FUCK ME PLEASE!!!
Wentworth Miller: SU, you can fuck me any time.
su: IS NOW A BAD TIME!!!
WFW: Marry me Went.
su: COZ I’M GOOD TO GO!!
WFW: and I will give you many sons
WFW: and blowjobs
WFW: for the rest of your life Went
su: NO FUCK ME FIRST!!!!
WFW: No Went, I’m yours…TAKE ME!
su: I’LL GIVE YOU HANDJOBS WENT!!!
notthedoctor: LMAO Went juniors, just what he wants!
WFW: take me god damn it!
Wentworth Miller: Girls, there’s enough of me for all of you.
su: YOU CAN HAVE HIM AFTER I’M THROUGH!!!
Wentworth Miller: Just don’t tell my GF.
WFW: *bows at Wents’ feet*
su: OKAY ORGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
WFW: I love you Went
WFW: AHAHAHAHAHA GF
notthedoctor: HA HA HA HHAHHA HAHAH
Wentworth Miller: You don’t believe I have a girlfriend?
su: WHAT GF!!!!! I WILL FUCKING KILL HER…..OR LICK HER WHATEVER YOU WANT WENT!!!
WFW: Wentworth, you’re so beautiful, it hurts to look at you…10 points for naming that TV show reference
Wentworth Miller: And WFW, I am willing to make all of your wentasies come true.
su: So Went, What’s your fave sexual position? How many times a day do you jerk off? Does it hang to the left or to the right?!
nicbeast: step out for a minute and all hell breaks loose
Wentworth Miller: And I’d be proud to wear a bracelet saying WFW.
su: NO WENT!!!! ME FIRST THEN WFW, I HATE SLOPPY SECONDS!!
WFW: Good cuz I’m sending you one
su: WHERE EXACTLY WILL YOU BE WEARING IT? what around?
WFW: with just the letters of course and a pic of your face, which now that I think about it will be beyond creepy but guess what? I’m still sending it
nicbeast: i will get it in time for my birthday!
notthedoctor: YAY WfW send him one!!!!
Fever: su, u’re brilliant
Wentworth Miller: I think I’d rather show you than tell you, Su.
WFW: Oh Wentworth…*dreamy eyes*
su: AHHHHHH SHOW ME WENT SHOW ME!!!!!
WFW: You are so…wonderful
su: SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!
su: AND FUCKABLE!!!
WFW: Hey Wentworth…I might swallow for you…but don’t tell anyone and…you can put it anywhere…
nicbeast: *shaking head*
su: BITCH THAT’S MY LINE!!!
Wentworth Miller: Even if you don’t swallow, I’m sure I couldn’t forget you.
su: GULP GULP WENT!!!
WFW: Awww Went…
su: I’M UNFORGETTABLE WENT!!!
WFW: so sweet even when I force words like swallow to come out of your polite Princeton mouth
Wentworth Miller: You too, SU.
Wentworth Miller: I like 18 year old girls.
WFW: LOLOLOLOL careful there Went
nicbeast: *waiting in the background quietly for turn*
Wentworth Miller: I can’t believe I said that.
su: YES!!! I KNEW BEING 18 WOULD WORK OUT FOR ME!! HA HA!!!
WFW: If you like em that young I may have to rethink my crush
Wentworth Miller: It’s your influence, WFW.
su: I bet you have a real dirty mouth Wenty!!!
Wentworth Miller: I lurk here too often.
notthedoctor: *waiting with nic, admiring the beauty of Went*
su: Okay so I’ll take that as a you’re not interested anymore WFW?
Wentworth Miller: Nic, hi there, babe.
WFW: I’m sure Went I’m sure. So when you comin to Baltimore?
su: SOUTH AFRICA WENT!!!!!!!!!!
WFW: My door is always open for you.
nicbeast: Hello, Wentworth.
su: WE DON’T WEAR TOPS HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE YOUR BREASTS!!!
nicbeast: May I call you that?
su: MY LEGS ARE ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOU!!!
Wentworth Miller: I know, WFW. As soon as we’re done with shooting the rest of the 2nd season, I’ll pay you a little visit.
WFW: Maybe we should address him as Mr. Miller
su: AND MY MOUTH!!!
WFW: oh Went…*giggling*
Wentworth Miller: Went is just fine. My friends call me Went.
su: I’m coming to BAL – TI- MORE!!!!!! You like 3somes Went?
su: Well what do your lovers call you hunny?
Wentworth Miller: SU, I’d rather have you just for myself, if that’s ok with you.
nicbeast: Thank you, Went.
notthedoctor: that Went is such a tease *shaking head*
Wentworth Miller: Doc, is there anything you’d like to share with me before I’m back to lurking?
su: But I’m a Christian Went I was taught the value of sharing….besides I still have to hit that shit!!! Right WFW?!!!!
su: OH HELL WENT I CAN’T REFUSE YOU!!! I AM YOURS!!! WITH OR WITHOUT SIDE DISHES.
nicbeast: I woudl like to extend and open invitaton anytime you would like to escape LA LA land. Might I suggest the wine country.
Fever: is there any room 4 me, went?
su: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO LURKING WENT!!!
notthedoctor: well, Went i apreciate that you keep our love affair secret not to hurt those poor desperate to be fucked girls.
Wentworth Miller: Fever, where have you been? Hi, beautiful.
su: Have you heard about the PLAN Went?
Wentworth Miller: Sure, Doc, we can keep it private.
su: THE PLAN!!!
notthedoctor: the plan!!!
Wentworth Miller: I’ve heard about it. i was wondering if I could be the president of the Sorority?
notthedoctor: did u see that?
WFW: Went do you know how beautiful you are? Do you have any movie projects on your plate that you are seriously considering?
notthedoctor: you are the president of my heart!!!
Wentworth Miller: Didn’t you hear I’m writing a movie for myself?
WFW: Well as I didn’t start the sorority I can’t make that call…doc, take it away.
notthedoctor: make some porn movies!
su: Want a LYNCH!!! Went? LYNCH!!!! And here’s a WHIP!!! too, and let’s not forget about POLE!!!!!
Fever: hi went
Wentworth Miller: Is anyone interested in playing in it?
WFW: I did hear that Went but has anyone asked you to be IN anything that you liked was my question and I would like to be your love interest yes
notthedoctor: I wanna play you fuck buddy in the movie
WFW: oh yes indeed
su: ME!!! BUT ONLY IF I CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!
Wentworth Miller: Su, i’m not all that into the whipping. I hope I’m not bursting any bubbles here.
notthedoctor: i have feathers if you like Went!
nicbeast: I’d be interested in the movie
su: Awww….but I even polished it and everything for you Went!!!
Fever: go doc!
su: HOT WAX!!!
Wentworth Miller: I have to go now, my lovelies.
su: Okay but you do like POLES right Went?
notthedoctor: LMAO SU
su: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicbeast: have a nice day, Went
WFW: lol, bye Wentworth. Lovely chat.
Wentworth Miller: But remember, I’m here more often than you think.
su: I’m no lady….
Wentworth Miller: Be good.
WFW: We’ll just carry on as if you weren’t here. Hope you don’t mind. See you soon.
notthedoctor: i know Went, see you later at home Lover!
su: More often? Than I will just continue with FUCK ME WENTWORTH MILLER FUCK ME!!!!
WFW: you be good too babe
su: I’m never good….
su: Awwww….Went went bye bye!
notthedoctor: LOL su
su: My 18 year old heart is now broken.
su: Who wants to mend it?
su: I think I have a tube of superglue around here somewhere…
Fever: i still love ur whip, su
Fever: u can take it out on me
su: YAY!!!!! WHIP!!!!
Krissie: WTF??? Did I miss Went??? Noooooo!!!
notthedoctor: i have band aids su
Krissie: Is he gonna be back?
WFW: lol Kris
notthedoctor: He was Perfect Kris, such a gentleman!
su: As you wish Fever. WHIP WHIP WHIP!!!!
su: YOU MISSED OUT KRIS!!! SORRY!!!
Krissie: Did anyone say I said HI!??
su: BUT WHY DOES HE NOT LIKE WHIPS THOUGH?THAT IS ODD!
Fever: kersmack, su – i luv it
notthedoctor: *oops Kris* totally forgot about you!
nicbeast: sorry kris they all lost their damn minds
su: LIKE I SAID YOU MISSED OUT BIG BABY!!!
Krissie: Dammit! And you call yourself my Sistahs!
Wentworth Miller: Hello, ladies.
WFW: I think I have that one too mb, Jennifer Connelly?
mama bear: heck ya!
mama bear: yep
WFW: Wentworth, you’re back!
mama bear: LOL…went!
mama bear: i’m panting
mama bear: and my hands are sweating
Wentworth Miller: I couldn’t stay away for long. This is one addictive chat box.
WFW: Do you like 80′s movies too Went?
mama bear: dammit…i don’t know how much longer i can type
notthedoctor: don’t we know it!? you’re addictive too Honey!
WFW: Oh and Krissie says hello and that she wants to bear you children also but I’m hoping you will only have kids with me…
Wentworth Miller: I love 80s movies. But I love you girls more.
notthedoctor: and meeeeeeee
notthedoctor: awwww Went!
mama bear: do you like harems, went?
notthedoctor: we love you more than anything!!!
notthedoctor: 1001 nights with us!
Wentworth Miller: Krissie? The depressed girl?
mama bear: where is nic, she’d love this?
notthedoctor: *doing belly dance*
WFW : Wentworth you are so sweet…too bad Krissie isn’t here to talk to you!
mama bear: LOL
WFW: Krissie is only kidding. She’s a very happy person.
notthedoctor: lol Kris is 12 and depressed already! poor sister
Wentworth Miller: I don’t want children with her. You, WFW, on the other hand, sound great for a mother of my child.
mama bear: you make her happy, went
WFW: who lives in the middle of nowhere Croatia. Maybe you could go see her?
WFW: awww Went, don’t be hard on poor Krissie, no Starbucks, no Gap, what do you expect?
WFW: even I’d be depressed then…
notthedoctor: *dancing with colorfull veils*
mama bear: doc…you’re too much!
Krissie: Went? You’re finally here! I want your baby!
WFW: nic spoke with Went earlier and doc you are totally distracting me
notthedoctor *trying to catch his attention mb*
mama bear: try the thumb cymbals
mama bear: works every time
notthedoctor: *albino python around neck and dancing*
Wentworth Miller: You got my attention, Doc. You always have it.
notthedoctor: awwww *blushing*
Wentworth Miller: Krissie, no babies for you, sorry.
mama bear: “im a slave for you…”
Wentworth Miller: Really, MB? I’m honoured.
notthedoctor: no BRITNEY MB!!! i was more like Salma Hayek’s Satanico Pandemonium
WFW: LMAO hey Went don’t you go picking on my Krissie
mama bear: *blush*
mama bear: and i’m not a blusher
WFW: Wentworth we love you so
mama bear: oh, doc, sorry
Wentworth Miller: I’m not picking on her. I only pick who I share my little ones with.
notthedoctor: share with me Went!!!
Wentworth Miller: I love you too. Would I talk to you if I didn’t love you?
mama bear: went, may i ask a personal question?
Wentworth Miller: Sure, MB.
Wentworth Miller: But I might not answer.
Fever: hey went, krissie says hello
mama bear: what were you doing in pic #4?
Wentworth Miller: Hello, Fever. Thank you, so I’ve heard.
mama bear: of the italia spread?
WFW: we told him Fever
Wentworth Miller: Thinking of this chat box, MB.
notthedoctor: LMAO mb
Fever: sorry – delayed
WFW : lol
mama bear: *momentary lapse of consciousness*
WFW: and all of our “saucy” talk
mama bear: you must be went because you’re typing using correct grammar
Wentworth Miller: Yes, you amuse me. And much more.
mama bear: lol
WFW: You know I mean every word don’t you Wentworth? *stops smiling and starts looking intense*
WFW: Wentworth you type as well as you speak. I’m impressed.
Wentworth Miller: I know, WFW, I know. And if I didn’t know, I would hope you meant it.
Fever: what fun, can i play too?
Wentworth Miller: Fever, please, step in any time.
notthedoctor: mb are you still conscious!?
mama bear: such class
mama bear: such grace
notthedoctor: such sex appeal
WFW: I know mb. What a wonderful man…
mama bear: i’m breathing at least…heavily, thanks for checking, doc
mama bear: another question went?
notthedoctor: no, thx mb, it’s my job!
Krissie: Wentworth, can I play? Even if I can’t have your baby?
WFW: Went are you familiar with The Blower’s Daughter by Damien Rice?
Fever: yay, krissie!
Wentworth Miller: No, WFW, what is that?
WFW: Krissie and I like that song. I think about you when I sing “I can’t take my eyes off of you,” b/c I really can’t Went. You are beautiful beyond words…
WFW: Want me to send you a CD w/ your bracelet?
Wentworth Miller: You’re too sweet, WFW.
Wentworth Miller: Please do. If you say it’s a good song, then I want to hear it.
notthedoctor: i’m big fan of Damien Rice wfw and Krissie… lol the bracelet!
notthedoctor: you’ll love it Went!
mama bear: goodness…
Wentworth Miller: Krissie, you can play just stop asking for my baby.
WFW: It’s in my Jukebox also Went. If you ever get the time, just press play.
notthedoctor: are you ok mb?
WFW: LMAO Went
mama bear: lol
Wentworth Miller: I want to stay focused on you, ladies. I’ll listen to it later.
mama bear: jukebox? is that code for something, wfw?
WFW: oh my…
Fever: focus, focus, babyboy
notthedoctor: that’s so thoughtful of you Went
WFW: no I think I would have used playpen if I was referring to that and Went we’ll be doing alot of playing there when you come visit
Wentworth Miller: Thank you, Doc. How are you, beautiful? Still busy?
notthedoctor: LMAO!!! you’ve been keeping tabs on me!!! i’m sooo flattered
mama bear: oh doc, a direct question…how wonderful!
WFW: *blushing for doc*
notthedoctor: *he called me beautiful*
WFW: he did he did!
mama bear: *blushing too for doc*
notthedoctor: i’m busy if you have something in mind Went!
Wentworth Miller: I said I lurk a lot. I feel like I know you. And it’s only fair, you seem to know a lot about me.
notthedoctor: i’m NOT busy Went NOT NOT
WFW: you mean NOT busy doc
notthedoctor: NOT NOT
notthedoctor: NOT NOT
mama bear: *and scaring everyong around me cuz i’m laughing so loud*
notthedoctor: WENT I’M NOT BUSY!!!!!!
WFW: very true Went, very true
Wentworth Miller: I knew what you meant, Doc.
mama bear: LMAO
mama bear: damn typos…
notthedoctor: soooo Went, what do you say?
Fever: so often do u visit us, went?
WFW: Hey Went, Journey just came on…I’d be Faithful you.
Wentworth Miller: Unfortunately, I am quite busy so I can’t visit each and every one of you. I would really like that though.
WFW: Oh Went!
mama bear: u should put journey in your jukebox, wfw
notthedoctor Come to Paris, you will LOVE it, it’s so rrrromantic!
WFW: *blushing again*
WFW: it is there mb
notthedoctor: and I AM THERE
mama bear: it is?
WFW: doc! LOL
Wentworth Miller: I will come to Paris some day, I promise.
WFW: yes mb it is, maybe you never got that far
notthedoctor: yes it is mb *glaring at mb*
mama bear: LOL
mama bear: sorry
notthedoctor: *fainting and falling hard on floor*
WFW: Went, would you say my name for me when we meet?
Wentworth Miller: Doc? Wake up, beautiful. Don’t faint because of me!
WFW: and can I record it so I can play it over and over?
WFW: *looking hopeful*
Wentworth Miller: WFW, I will roll it over my tongue very slowly…
notthedoctor: *waking up at Went’s demand*
WFW: Oh shit now Went don’t start that b/c I WILL DIE
WFW: *fanning self*
WFW: *eyes rolling into the back of my head*
Wentworth Miller: I cause trouble, I see. I should leave.
notthedoctor: hello Pretty… when you come to me, to Paris, i mean, i’ll take you… to any place you want, monunents, museums, my bedroom… anywhere
WFW: No Went NO
WFW: Don’t go!
WFW: *reaching out*
Wentworth Miller: When I come to Paris, I’ll be there to se you, Doc. Not museums.
notthedoctor: *falling unconscious*
WFW: oh my….*blushing for doc again*
mama bear: what do you smell like, went?
Wentworth Miller: Typos. I apologize.
notthedoctor: ME Went??? ME??!!!!
Wentworth Miller: Cookies, they say.
WFW: Oh Went!
mama bear: yummy
notthedoctor: don’t apologize my Pretty, God of my heart and cunt!!!
mama bear LOL
WFW: so sorry, I never thought I would do this in your presence. Apparently I was wrong.
Wentworth Miller: Doc! You make me blush.
Wentworth Miller: I like squeeing.
notthedoctor: you, Went, make me ache from wanton!
WFW: Went you’re like a rockstar! You could sell out an arena and just stand around! I like that idea actually…
notthedoctor: i ache like a bitch in heat just hearing your voice!
WFW: *squeeing again*
mama bear: LOL, wfw
mama bear: i agree
Wentworth Miller: Stop, please. I’m embarassed with all the flattering.
notthedoctor: or you could read a book out loud and sell it, or sit on a chair and film for hours!
mama bear: went, do you play scrabble naked?
notthedoctor: NAKED SCRABBLE YAY!!!
WFW: But it’s all true Went! You’re so beautiful and talented and intelligent and perfect…*loud squeeing*
Wentworth Miller: Scrabble naked? Never thought of it. Until now.
notthedoctor: you are in my every dreams!!
WFW: *reaching out and crying like a crazy Michael Jackson fan…well before he was a crazy fucking freak*
Wentworth Miller: I will have to give it a try.
notthedoctor: LOL WFW
mama bear: yes, please
notthedoctor: i could play with you Went, i’m good at it
notthedoctor: and teach you french too
mama bear: and tell us all about it
mama bear: or better, take a picture
notthedoctor: did you know the French invented the blowjob?
mama bear: wait, tell us about the naked scrabble playing
WFW: *pulling at hair and looking like a lunatic*
Wentworth Miller: If I’m not mistaken, there was a plan that included playing scrabble.
mama bear: just wanted to clarify
WFW: Maybe the french invented it but I perfected it…I’m waiting for you Went. Bring me The Precious…
notthedoctor: THAT’s one of our PLANS!
mama bear: LOL
Wentworth Miller: I know, I watched you plot it.
notthedoctor: World Championship of Scrabble, i’m sure you’d win Went!
Wentworth Miller: I’m willing to go with that plan.
mama bear: wfw, look at how many people are in here?
mama bear: the word is out!
amy: hey loves
WFW: Would you be opposed to being kidnapped Went?
Wentworth Miller: Hello, Amy.
WFW: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Amy he said your name!
Wentworth Miller: Not at all, WFW. If you do it gently.
notthedoctor: kidnapped and held hostage
WFW: well he typed it…
mama bear: *sigh*
WFW: Oh I can be gentle Went.
Wentworth Miller: I would say your name too, WFW, if I knew it.
WFW: God I love you so
notthedoctor: and have sex, all the time!
amy: what is going on here??!?! Wentworth, wow…
mama bear: went, do you menage?
amy: sorry im speechless
WFW: *trying to squee but lost voice*
notthedoctor: *squeeeee for wfw*
Wentworth Miller: MB, I like to focus on the lady I am with completely, give her all of my attention.
WFW: I’ll tell you my name Went…When you are inside of me…
notthedoctor: are you with me Wentworth?
mama bear: very nice
notthedoctor: baby, we should be togetheeeeeer
WFW: and then you can say it over and over again for me in my ear…
notthedoctor: we belong together
amy: i agree you should give us all a house call
mama bear: it’s like that, ya’ll
Wentworth Miller: Doc, don’t remind me of Mariah Carey, please.
notthedoctor: better give me your number baby, and i’ll call, saving you the overseas fee
WFW: LMAO Went
mama bear: went, what do you do when you’re alone in your trailer?
notthedoctor: put in mariah’s place and you’ll love it
amy: what do you in general
notthedoctor: put me
Wentworth Miller: I share a trailer with Dom, remember?
amy: besides work
mama bear: yes, i do…but you have to be alone sometimes…
notthedoctor: want a threesome Went?
Wentworth Miller: I read, watch The Simpsons, play scrabble, Amy. Didn’t you know that?
WFW: OMG Wentworth I can’t believe you’re here *trying to squee again*
amy: and write?
Wentworth Miller: I work on my script.
Wentworth Miller: It’s coming along nicely.
WFW: You never answered me Went. Can I be your love interest in the movie?
amy: can i be in it?
mama bear: and lurk? and fantasize…about this chat box?
Wentworth Miller: WFW, do you have to ask?
Wentworth Miller: Yes, MB, that too.
mama bear: pls. just promise me no afros and gums…lol
WFW: *blushing* Oh GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
mama bear: sorry, earlier conversation
notthedoctor: i wanna play in it too? what role would you give me Went?
WFW: *covering face and turning red*
Wentworth Miller: I like it when you blush. I reckon it doesn’t happen often.
WFW: AHAHAHAHAHA MB
WFW: I AM GOING TO GET FIRED!
mama bear: LMAO
mama bear: i’m cackling like a whore on crack over here
mama bear: went, you are driving us crazy
WFW: Wentworth, when do you guys wrap up PB for the season? Shooting I mean
notthedoctor: me too mb me too
WFW: I need to know when you expect you…
notthedoctor: so i can prepare for your visit too
Wentworth Miller: I was thinking I could visit you during summer.
notthedoctor: you’ll love Paris in the summer, and me too!
WFW: That sounds like a lovely idea Went. Will you be driving again or flying this time? I live near the airport…
Wentworth Miller: When it’s hot and the possibilities are endless.
Wentworth Miller: Driving. I love my Toyota.
WFW: Oh Wentworth! *blushing again, cheeks hurt from smiling*
notthedoctor: and Paris can be really really hot, as can i!
mama bear: LMAO
mama bear: and does it back a large back seat?
Wentworth Miller: Doc, I will be flying to you, I think.
mama bear: doc, you’re nothing if you’re not relentless!
WFW: lol Went
WFW: you’re so funny
notthedoctor: or swim, i know you love that, and we’ll make love on the beach of Deauville
Wentworth Miller: Thank you, you’re so sweet for saying that.
notthedoctor: topless beach
amy: how long are you signed on for PB?
WFW: *blushing again…wait is it possible for a black girl to blush? How would you tell? Stops overthinking blushing and continues to do it*
amy: LMAO… ur so cute wfw
Wentworth Miller: I can’t really talk about work, ladies.
nicbeast: hello everyone
notthedoctor: *feeling really hot*
amy: nic, LOVE!
Wentworth Miller: Hello, Nic. I missed you.
mama bear: nic!
WFW: You’re right Went.
nicbeast: hello darlin
notthedoctor: i don’t wanna talk about work Went,let’s talk about sex
WFW: Nic!!!!!! He said your name!!!!!!!!!
nicbeast: Hello, Went. I missed you too. Give any thought to a vacation in the wine country?
WFW: LMAO doc
amy: tsk tsk tsk
nicbeast: yes he did, but he has before
Wentworth Miller: Doc, I’m sure we’ll talk (and more) about sex plenty when we’re alone.
amy: what kind of women do you like
Wentworth Miller: Brunettes, confident brunettes.
WFW: LOL doc
notthedoctor: Went come to me now, and lay your hand over me!
amy: im brunette
Wentworth Miller: Preferably not actresses.
WFW: does that include black girls Went? Cuz someone said you don’t like us! Is that true?
mama bear: i’m a confident brunette
WFW: I would just die if that were true *cries*
nicbeast: WFW who said that?
Wentworth Miller: Where did you get that nonsense, WFW?
notthedoctor: i’m brunette Went confident intelligent and funny and sex driven!!!
mama bear: some lame-o anon said it
Wentworth Miller: I am black too.
WFW: *stops crying* Someone posted that here! And they made me cry!
nicbeast: yes, baby, you are.
WFW: Oh Wentworth I LOVE YOU!
Wentworth Miller: Don’t let ignorant people upset you, sexy.
WFW: *heart stops from happiness, WFW is dead*
mama bear: that’s why i love you, went
mama bear: you’re so…succinct
amy: look what you did to her went,,, wow ur so amazing
notthedoctor: and truthful, and trustworthy
WFW: and intelligent and well spoken
Wentworth Miller: Stop, you’re embarassing me.
WFW: *WFW came back to life, it was just a heart atatck*
WFW: a mild one
amy: and sexy and amazingly good looking
amy: i heard you don’t like Arab women
WFW: Went called me sexy *having another heart attack*
amy: from imdb.com
notthedoctor: don’t worry Went i’ll reanimate her when we’re finished
Wentworth Miller: Amy, you make me blush. I’m too old to blush.
amy: you are sexy!
WFW: Starts to cry again for the Arab women
amy: *breaking down*
Wentworth Miller: IMDB? Don’t get me started on that!
mama bear: angry went?
notthedoctor: i’m arabic and Went loves me sooo, don’t listen to those jealous bitches
mama bear: jesus went, even your exclamation point is HOT!
nicbeast: Went, who are M.L.B, L.J.A., L.E.P. AND A.E.S.?
notthedoctor: LOL mb LOL LOL LOL
mama bear: *snickers*
WFW: MB LOL
WFW: Yes your exclamation point is so…powerful Went
Wentworth Miller: Excuse me, ladies, they’re calling me. Time to go back to work. Be good.
notthedoctor: would you like to visit Morocco with me Went, you’ll love it, we’ll be perfect together!
mama bear: aloha, went
nicbeast: GOOD BYE
WFW: bye Wentworth
notthedoctor: WEEEEEEEENT don’t leave me, i’m down on my knees begging you
mama bear: whew…that was HOT
amy: bye wenty
WFW: See you next time!
WFW: *holding heart and staring with tears in my eyes*
mama bear: does he cum, i mean come here often?
notthedoctor: *crying hard-*
WFW: Come back anytime. We love having you.
notthedoctor: *crying crying crying*
WFW: *sobbing gently*
notthedoctor: *banging head on the wall*
Melody: Hey every1 I’m kinda ease dropping, but was that really Wentworth Miller?
amy: of course
amy: it was melody
mama bear: oh to dream
WFW : Of course it was Melody!
notthedoctor: *falling from seat *
Krissie: What’s with the tears? My mom made me turn comp down.
WFW: Who else would it be!
WFW: Went was here Kris! You missed him!
notthedoctor: *punching the floor and crying WHYYY*
WFW: *still smiling*
mama bear: krissie…you bad girl
WFW: LMAO doc
amy: come on krissie
WFW: AHAHAHAHAHA doc, don’t hurt yourself
amy: you gotta be faster next time
notthedoctor: *tearing hair*
mama bear: doc, you were addressed directly by went himself
Krissie: I didn’t miss him, he said I can’t have his baby, I started sobbing and mom made me turn comp down.
amy: BIG TIME
notthedoctor: *sobs subsiding*
WFW: I can’t take any more of this
notthedoctor: *fetal position*
mama bear: think on that and be assured. *smoothing hair*
WFW: That’s right Krissie! He said I could bear him children. I. am. so. happy.
amy: doc he is personally COMING to paris
Krissie: Doc, what’s wrong?
mama bear: krissie, at least went has standards…i mean impregnating a 12 yr. old!
mama bear: c’mon…THINK!
WFW: that’s right doc, settle down now, he’s coming for you
Krissie: Wow, WFW! And lmao MB.
Krissie: *must mature quickly*
WFW: LMAO Kris
notthedoctor: *trying to sit on chair, hardly have the strength to type*
WFW: Yeah apparently 18 is as low as he will go. The man is definitely a keeper.
mama bear: and dye your head if you’re blonde
Julie: What the heck?Went was here?
WFW: Oh Wentworth
mama bear: also, get rid of the pre-teen angst cuz he likes confidence
WFW: *crying out*
amy: i guess i made that cut
Melody: So WFW r u 2 gonna hook up finally or wut
amy: hi julie
WFW: totally Melody. He’s coming to see me this summer
Julie: Hello people!!
WFW: Man I wish this was a fucking post.
Julie: We are so many tonight!!
mama bear: and doc too
WFW: I think I might copy and paste it
notthedoctor: and flying to see me too!
Melody: i no sum 1 is xxxcited
mama bear: totally, wfw
WFW: he is doc!
WFW: he’s coming to see you!
Krissie: You’re gonna post it, wfw? Hurry. I wanna read it too. What did he say after I left?
Melody: did he say he was going 2 come back
Julie: So Went was here??And I missed it?Next time tell him I say ‘hi’ okay?
notthedoctor: i cant’ beleive it!!!
Melody: 2 chat sum more
WFW: I am totally posting this shit when I get home. Went is so polite…even on the internet. Only one typo the entire time!
mama bear: he was so eloquent
WFW: He is so great
Krissie: lmao wfw
notthedoctor: He is DIVINE
mama bear: yeah, he used freakin’ caps to start sentences!
Julie: Okay WFW post every word he said!!
Krissie: It’s gonna disappear unil you come home.
WFW: I will I will
Julie: :nuts: Am I going nuts here or what?
WFW: so happy
notthedoctor: a living God sent to Earth for us, poor sinners! He wants to save us, by having sex with us, one sinner at a time
Krissie: PEOPLE, STOP CHATTING NOW!
WFW: Kris I have backdoor access. I can go a lot further back than you can.
Melody: so where did he go on set or sumthin
mama bear: lol
mama bear: yeah, melody
Krissie: Oh, thank God!
mama bear: and he didn’t want to talk about work
mama bear: he teased us too
Julie: WOW I really ain’t following yall
WFW: and periods mb, periods and commas in the correct place!
notthedoctor: great wfw, we want his every word saved!!!
mama bear: didn’t he, ladies?
Julie: I didn’t know he was such a teaser/bad boy!!
Julie: or maybe I did!lol
WFW: and he called us ladies and he was sexy without being dirty and he actually made me squee
mama bear: yeah, it was SO him
WFW: he was wonderful….*stars in eyes*
WFW: It was totally him
notthedoctor: he made me half mad from wanting him
Krissie: It had to be him.
Julie: No but wait, what if it really was him?
mama bear: and he wants YOU, wfw and doc!
amy: giddy up wfw
mama bear: julie, it WAS him
amy: we have many chats left with him!
WFW: he does!
Julie: He would have never signed in as Wentworth Miller
notthedoctor: He has such great taste in women
WFW: doesn’t he?
Julie: No way MB
Julie: Proof it!
mama bear: my computer screen lit up and my speakers sang out “hallelujia” when he came into the chatbox
WFW: LMAO mb
notthedoctor: LMAO mb, mine too!!
Krissie: lol mb
Melody: how positive r u that it wuz him i mean it could’ve been sum physco like his myspace page
notthedoctor: and i heard monks singing too
Julie: Oh but wait until I speak to him, me being 17 years old, and virgin he’s gonna lust after me!!
WFW: me too doc
notthedoctor: and angels flying
mama bear: and my hands were sweating
amy: im 100% sure
mama bear: proof is in the freakin’ pudding
WFW: They were all “ah ah ah ah ah ahleyloooyaah
mama bear: my hands don’t sweat for just some old poseur
nicbeast: HA! I thought you were going to say some pshyco like one of us!
amy: like a church choir came to my door
amy: LMAO NICK
WFW: and I think…I think I even saw the light
mama bear: he said he lurks in here a lot
WFW: all the way from here
WFW: I saw his lighting!
notthedoctor: and screen was glowing where his words were written
WFW: his halo
WFW: *cries happy tears*
mama bear: there was definitely light around his name
WFW: I can die now
amy: weve seen him searching blogs before
WFW: right this minute
amy: so there you go
Julie: Okay now wait I know I’m being ignorant and naive here but it wasn’t him, right?
Julie: Laugh all you want now!
notthedoctor: no don’t die wfw, before he comes to baltimore
amy: no it was really him
mama bear: it was
WFW: you’re right
WFW: I can’t die yet
Julie: How’d you know?
WFW: IT WAS HIM
Julie: (please don’t tell me his name!)
nicbeast: *slowly nodding head in disbelief*
mama bear: i’ve never seen anyone type straight grammar in here
Krissie: Julie, believe or leave.
WFW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Krissie
notthedoctor: believe or be lynched!
mama bear: LOL
Julie: NOOOO, I BELIEVE!!
mama bear: BELIEVE!
Julie: I BELIEVE? I SURRENDER TO YALL!
notthedoctor: LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
WFW: All must believe. All will love him and despair. Wentworth!!!!!!!!!
Oh Wentworth! I had no idea you hung out in the chatbox! Come back and see us again REAL soon. I love you!