Hi, I’m Wentworth Miller. When I’m not on the run, I wear Gap khakis and more recently, Bean Pole Jeans. You too can be a model. Let me show you how…
First, a little thing I like to call, the stretch and sigh. It helps me get prepared.
Annnnnnnd I’m ready. Shoot!
Hey! How’d that get in there?
I call this next one: Sparkle Motion
And now we wait…
I wonder what WFW is doing right now? Probably posting pictures of my ass…
See…OK, Wardrobe change!
Now…What’s my motivation?
OK, ready again. Shoot!
CANDID!
One day, when you get REALLY good, you’ll get shoe tie-ers. They’re like fluffers but for models. They really do it for me.
Wanna come tie my shoes again?
It’s cold as hell in here.
Doesn’t Bean Pole make jackets?
Oh are we ready?
Game face baby!
OK, how’d that last one turn out? Holy shit! I am hot!
Come and get it…
My god look at this shirt…
Someone remind me not to go to WFW’s site when I get home. She’s gonna tear me a new one for this.
Modeling is hard work; I need a nap.
She’s cute; Did she come with the set?
These pants are OBVIOUSLY not made for men who are as well endowed as I am. *chuckle*
Diva fits are always fun. I like to have one every now and again to balance out my good guy image. Observe:
I can’t work like this!
I’m leaving.
But before I go:
Yeah, that’s for you.
HERE
46 Comments
April 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm
WFW, I’m pretty much in love with your site, this post is absolutely wentgasmic.. thank you so much!
April 5, 2007 at 2:08 pm
#24 ~~> O! (as in Big O!)
April 5, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Holy shit! I am hot!
that’s so hilarious!!
although, yes, he’s hot!
love you!!
April 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Oh man, I’m pissing my pants here!
:D:D You’re just hilarious. And I can actually see him saying/thinking all this. 
Maybe you should write a script for a romantic comeday Went oh so wants to be in one day. I’d totally go see that!!! ^___^
April 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm
TOO FUNNY!
April 5, 2007 at 3:34 pm
You just kill me.
April 5, 2007 at 3:48 pm
“Holy shit! I am hot!”
That look was priceless! His eyes are the size of Lake Michigan and Lake Eerie, respectively. I can just swim in them. *swoon*
Also, Went is the only man on Earth who can get away with wearing a Parisian-inspired striped shirt with peekaboo pink cuffs.
You’re right, WFW, Went has made the “big time” when he has “shoe-tiers” and “ankle caressers” and “calf rubbers” and slowly-going-up-the-thigh gropers” – whew! I need a moment.
April 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! This post is sooo Zoolander. I love it!
April 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
If EVER scientists needed a valid reason for ethical cloning, this is it. This man simply cannot die. Do you hear me?
Bel
April 5, 2007 at 5:51 pm
WHY THE FLIPPING FUCK DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS? My life would be so much easier if he were ugly……
WFW, I AM going to get you for this. i came home all ready to clean my apartment. Every room was going to be spotless. But I can’t do that now. I can’t do anything that requires any kind of focus now. and that’s YOUR fault. You and Went. Are you working together???
April 5, 2007 at 8:40 pm
lol, you are too funny. now i can’t stop thinking about Went, thank you (not in a nice way). lol.
April 5, 2007 at 9:20 pm
LMFAO!!! That is frakin’ hilarious!!! Oh shit! I’m luvin’ it!!!
April 6, 2007 at 4:46 am
Oh my GOD look at his package in those white jeans,dayum!!,I know they say white makes you look bigger but dayum look at it!!
April 6, 2007 at 5:26 am
BLESS YOU, WFW, for these pictures and comments!
I love you, girl, you made my day!!!
April 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
LMFAO!
Bless him… the Diva of the Runways everywhere…! Lol.
WFW, i think i said it yesterday, ur posts r well worth the wait.
*standing ovation – for both of u!*
April 6, 2007 at 8:56 am
Pic #13 : “Can you smellllllll what the Rock is cookin’?”
April 6, 2007 at 9:02 am
OMG linds. LMFAO!!! The resemblance is uncanny.
April 6, 2007 at 11:20 am
never gonna stop thanking u 4 the great posts WFW!
only one thing- I just wanna lick the guy, yeah lick him, every single inch of him n maybe do other things 2 him as well…
shit, i’m going 2 take a cold shower!!!!all this’s ur fault WFW!
April 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Sparkle-friggin-Motion…I LOVE it! Now tell me, HOW did he know that you would be posting pics of his ass? Hmmm WFW? You two are in cahoots, I just know it!
And the “Wholly Shit I AM Hot” line, c’mon Went…where did all that loveable humility go? Ah screw it. Someone as smokin as yourself is allowed to recognize IT every now and then. (I bet you touch yourself all the time – I would if I were you).
Went baby, you are bringing sexy back and in white pants no doubt. I have to point out that the pairing of the white pants with the striped shirt makes you look like a sailor…come be my popeye!
-Rhea
April 6, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Is that his dick bulging like that in those white pants? Dayum, babyboy is packing!
April 6, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Ofcourse it’s his dick bulging out in those white pants! What else can it be?lol. He has such a big cock and one day it’ll be inside me!!teehee. Anyhoo, Spring Break in Panama City bitchezzzzzz!!!
April 7, 2007 at 7:40 am
Can you pretty pretty please ENLARGE that photo with Wenty in white pants, WFW???
Is that a real bulge??????
I am sweating like hell…..I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!
April 7, 2007 at 2:06 pm
hahahah
hillarious
April 7, 2007 at 7:17 pm
YES!!!!! PLEASE GET US AN ENLARGED PIC OF HIM IN THE WHITE PANTS! WE BEG YOU!!!!!
April 7, 2007 at 11:31 pm
DAMN!!
JUST HOW MANY INCHES IS HE PACKING?
CLOSE-UP ON THE WHITE PANTS, PLEASE!!!
April 8, 2007 at 3:42 am
Happy Easter, WFW!
I missed you (well, I did peek once … or twice).
I swear you make my Went adoration a richer and more satisfying experience. Not that The Pretty isn’t great and all (though, his intense “I’m Working So Get Out Of My Way” stare is a little unnerving). It’s just you’re frickin’ awesome!
‘Course that could just be the “little” scoop of Ben and Jerry’s chocolate decadence that I just ate at 12:45 in the morning.
No… it’s you. It’s ALLLL you …
and Went.
April 11, 2007 at 2:56 am
Why WHY?? Can’t I position that man over my mouth so that I can taste that belly fluff #$!?!!
I’ll show him angles – DAMN HIM
August 10, 2007 at 9:19 am
everybody know that woman from poland are the preety. I love Went and ever night I have dreams about Went. I love You;***
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August 10, 2007 at 9:28 am
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August 30, 2007 at 3:07 pm
WFW…….you made my day!!!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!
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October 21, 2007 at 9:13 am
I had to come back and see the
“Holy Shit I Am Hot”
I thought of it today and couldn’t stop laughing!
Poor Wentworth in those white pants. The look ouchy!
October 21, 2007 at 9:25 am
Sorry They look ouchy.
October 22, 2007 at 9:52 am
Thanks, WFW…what would we Went-crazed loonies do without you? Don’t ever go away! Loved the candids mixed in there…he is just too adorkably sweet…want to eat the man alive!!!
January 15, 2008 at 10:15 am
..wow its a beautiful man…yeah…no comment…i like it….uhhh..
February 12, 2008 at 9:59 am
i am at work right now… i think i need a break… … as in RIGHT NOW… i saw these pictures and i cannot function any more after indulging so much went … *melting down very quickly*
… have to go on that break !!!
February 16, 2008 at 11:12 am
hi there! it seems i ran into a bunch of crazy horny chicks…just like me
March 27, 2008 at 11:56 am
too fucking funny.
May 31, 2008 at 10:25 am
you are excellent with these clothes .
May 31, 2008 at 10:29 am
I love you WENT .It ’s not easy to say these words.
June 19, 2008 at 7:12 am
I swear i could eat this guy fo launch!! Is an angel?I feel i tortured everytime i see a him,and to make it even harder for me,he creeps into my dreams.Is there a way to contact him???
September 1, 2008 at 1:42 am
Hello!,
October 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Is he hot or wat. Iluv u wentworth cnt wait 2 c u 2day man
November 26, 2008 at 9:58 pm
hi went…?