Daily Archives: April 19, 2007

Wentworth Miller’s Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.

The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can’t make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.

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Let’s start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).

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The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).

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The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and add all of the amenities yourself! (Features gold hood ornament, Not available to U.S. residents).

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The Wentworth Miller Sport comes with a cargo rack on the roof and fold down rear seats. (Balls included).

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This one is a special treat: The Premium Blue Steel model. It features chrome wheels, gear shift and accents. (Limited Edition, certain restrictions apply)

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The Utility hatch back model comes with more trunk room, seat position memory and extra wide arm rests. (See dealer for financing).

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The Unfluffed model (our most economical, save for the Assless), is a perfect choice for your very first vehicle. (Air conditioning available).

Thanks ring!

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Awwwwwww Shit! Is Wentworth Miller kissing Amie Bice?

French Gossip Rag Public says so!

Oh no you didn’t bitch! THAT IS IT!

Scarfy,

Over the past week I have had to watch you saunter down the street with Went (in both daylight and moonlight no less), get coffee with Went and put your motherfucking arm around his waist with a disturbing familiarity. I’ve seen video of you trying your best to entertain him, doing an “Oh Went that was so funny” accidental head-lean and now…this. Please. Go. Away. I despise you and everything you stand for. Get fucked (and not by Went).

P.S. Beigette is kicking your ass

With Hate,
WFW

Thanks tellyfan and tigertone!

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