That’s right, his hair. While we’re just picking things at random, might I suggest similar recognition for his adam’s apple, jawline, nose, forearms, back, ass, thighs, feet…Fuck it just give him the award for perfect everything and call it a day.
Thanks again jedi for doing my job for me, you J2 loving whore…

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…I’m telling you…its the prickly grey hair…it gets me EVERYTIME.
Now if only they awarded the rest of his anatomy…hmmm.
*whispers* perfection.
Hair? What hair? Oh, they must be talking about the hair down there.
OH MAMA BEAR!!!
ARE YOU THINK WHAT I’M THINKING?!!!
*GETS OUT THE CURLING IRON*
I’M NOT SURE IF WE’RE REALLY GONNA NEED THIS, BUT THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
*UNZIPS WEN’T FLY*
^ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
crazy su…you forgot one thing’! *hands Su a comb*
AHAHAHA MB &SU!!!!I want to give Went Prize for the sexiest fingers i ve ever seen..;)Come Went to receive your prize
come on..
SU! While you’re at it, why not give him a nice head-matching buzz?
^Nope! No buzzing…just cornrowing.
He’ll have the most gangsta looking crotch in showbiz, yo!
What naughty girls ya’ll are…going right from his head to his crotch *shakes head*…don’t let that curling iron get too hot…you’ll probably need to tie him to the bed first…ahhhh the visual….sweet!!!
You’re welcome WFW. Someone had to pick up the slack while you were gone!
Please tell me if i’m reading this wrong:
yuppie-cum-inmate (cum in-mate oh yes you may!)
a small bit of fuzz covering his handsome head (I don’t think you want to know what i’m thinking here!! and as for the inch of hair….well!!)
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Dear Santa
how’s that bow coming along??
His head is perfect! Like all the rest…
Juma, which head is that?
Gawd – waddabout his ball hair and testicles???
Don’t they count for something??
Good gracious – where’s the respect?