You must be wondering, WFW, What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I’ll tell you.
Contrary to popular belief, I still love Wentworth and I was thinking of him today when I got a colon cleansing, just not the kind I thought…
In the spirit of being as wet as ever for my favorite man, despite being away from my computer, I decided to have a Wentworth Miller day. I woke up late (which I’m sure he does when he’s not working), I went to Starbucks and got a Mint Mocha Frap (and yes, it was magically delicious) and then I headed to Chipotle to get a Steak Fajita Burrito.
I went straight from lunch, to my apartment, to my toilet. Went’s colon must be as sparkling clean as the tub in a Scrubbing Bubbles commercial. So Wentworth, Here’s to your colon: May it continue to serve you well for years to come. As for me, I’m thinking today’s combo might be better used as a laxative, but damn was it ever good.