Wentcap: Wentworth Miller Recap

I have seen the face of God and his name is Wentworth Miller.

Look at this absolutely beautiful nature shot and that lovely jaw clench. The clenched jaw is HOT. The flowers (that yellow hue that seems to illuminate the perfect one and give him an angelic glow) won’t even leave the shot because they too want to be close to Went. Freaking FLOWERS are drawn to him. He is a God among men. *bowing and worshipping in silent ecstasy*

Wentworth Miller Man Love

I could go all slashy with this, but I won’t because I think it’s Man Love: Two guys that clearly love each other but aren’t sexually attracted to each other. I think I just coined a phrase, or maybe I read it somewhere. Man Love is cute, like Went.

Went just found this blog and is visibly concerned.

Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere…

Oh. My. God.


“WFW! WHAT are you doing here and what are you doing to my?…Mmmm…nevermind. Keep doing it.”

Wents’ face when I’m done…
“What the hell just happened to me and why is it nighttime now? WFW, you are truly spectacular. Where in the world did I get this bruise on my face from? That was crazy good. You’re wild as hell girl, in fact, I’m a little afraid…”

Whose ass is that?

Why it’s Wentworth Millers’ ass! Running for it! The ass is running. Let’s see the ass standing still…

Wentass

Ahhhh, there we go. The holy ass. It has such a lovely, plump roundness to it; I’d love to smack it and give him a 20.

I swear Went, you will get a tear out of me yet.

This is totally the face I’d be making if someone important to me died. The hair stroke was a nice touch. Well done Went!

Went is smiling: All is good with the world.

I know we LOVE to see him cry but happy Went makes me happy too. Somehow, when he’s smiling, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the world. Bluebirds sing, kittens play with balls of string, food has no calories, I have only happy memories, sex is plentiful, pics are Wentiful, money flows and life doesn’t blow.

Gratuitus Butt Shot!

Yes, it is a little blurry, but enjoy it Mink, cuz this one is for you. Check out how the hip leans to one side…GOOD GOD THAT HIP LEAN AND THAT HIGH ROUND ASS IN THE SAME SHOT…It should be illegal.

LOOK! It’s WENTTONGUE, and not only that, it’s Wenttongue to the third power at different intervals of exposure.

Wenttongue peek complete with Wentlash

Slightly more Wenttongue

Wenttongue peep show

Went, why do you DO this to me? It’s like you’re taunting me. “Here is my tongue. Study it. Worship it. Think of what I can do with it. Now realize that it will never touch you. Still, I command you to want the tongue. NEED the tongue. Be one with the tongue.” He is such a fucking tease.

I know that it is absolute blasphemy for me to post a pic of anyone other than Went in a Wentcap but the following people so blatantly ripped off the Wenttongue peep show that I had to express my displeasure by posting these most heinous violations. The Wenttongue peepshow is for Wentworth only. I’m talking to you Billy Boy

and you too Dom

Violations of the Wenttongue copyright will not be tolerated. You will be hearing from my lawyer. It was a nice try though…

Went freaks the hell out…And it was good.

He’s so upset that he is bending the rules of The Matrix. I can’t even do that shit and believe me I have been trying since 1999. He’s crazy talented.

Blue…Motherfucking…Steel…Bitches

Nuff Said.


BUTT SHOT!!!!

That’s right, stick it out, so I can see it. Good boy…

Random Question: Have you ever watched Wents’ lips move in slow motion? I highly recommend it. Mmmm, Wentlips…Coming together…Moving apart…Showing Wenttongue and those perfect teeth…

And the Emmy goes to:

This completely brilliant facial expression and Adams apple jump. A pained look AND a tear brim? Dammit Went, if you were trying to make me cry, you fucking succeeded. *reaches for a tissue*

12 Comments

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12 responses to “Wentcap: Wentworth Miller Recap

  1. Anonymous

    Rockin’ work, WFW! Give yourself a break and have a great turkey day!

  2. Anonymous

    i bet he clenches that jaw like that when he’s…umm…”putting it down”…
    what you think?

  3. notthedoctor

    OH that Ass, that Tongue and that Ass!! Thank you so much WfW, we don’t that kind of Wentcaps anywhere but here!
    i feel all hot and bothered now!
    That Wentongue Peep Show is killing me… argh!

  4. Anonymous

    I write from spain, sorry for my english…
    I love your web, you make me smile a lot everytime I visit your page.
    Go on, you´re fantastic. Thanks a lot for the moments you give us.
    Ahhh, Went rules 😉
    I need to improve language… I know, haha.

    Best wishes

  5. legallush

    I swear, you are absolutely hilarious. More hilarious than the fact that I’m visiting my parents house for Thanksgiving and I hear my mom upstairs listening to Chingy “Them Jeans” on her laptop. Oh, and I’d be happy to represent the violation of WentTongue, I’m an “almost” lawyer. And, off topic, but I think you should work on a montage called “The Many Faces of Perfection” and include alot of the great Went faces we’ve seen over the last year or so from PB. You could come up with some clever titles, I’m sure!

  6. Patty

    Thanks be to Jeebus, you are back up! Have a great thanksgiving!

  7. Mink

    *wipes tears from eyes*

    Too. Freaking. Hilarious!

    I am hugely amused and hugely aroused both at the same time. Marvellous!

    “Yes, it is a little blurry, but enjoy it Mink, cuz this one is for you. Check out how the hip leans to one side…GOOD GOD THAT HIP LEAN AND THAT HIGH ROUND ASS IN THE SAME SHOT…It should be illegal.”

    Why, thank you my dear! Guh! The ‘Hip Lean’ + ‘High Round Ass’ are indeed a fatal combination. One of the fatal-est. In fact, I think I may need to go and watch that again. And again. Oh hell, one more time…

    As for Went’s mouth moving in slow motion? I have seen it. Whilst capping. And, well, let’s just say, now that is pornographic.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  8. Wet For Went

    Patty! Thanks for telling me about the technical difficulties. Happy Thanksgiving!

    So many wonderful things about Went to be thankful for Mink that I had to post them. Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

  9. Anonymous

    Best line in the thanksgiving blog…..smack that ass and give him a $20

  10. Wet For Went

    Thanks anon 1:25! I do need a break! I’ve been blogging like a maniac. I might be posting though b/c the parents are out of town this year so I’m going to a friends’ house for Thanksgiving but then will probably be home the rest of the weekend. I’ll probably go over, eat, maybe drink too much, and then come home. Said friend is only a block away so I can show off.

    anont 3:32, you bet he does! If someone were to check the Wentcum videos (which have been renamed on You Tube b/c Keena told me they were actually showing up on REAL porn sites [and nasty ones] which was never our intention), I’m sure they would see at least one jaw clench. Yeah they were fake in real life, but in my warped mind, they were real. Don’t try and convince me otherwise.

    notthedoctor, I try to post caps that are not already all over the web although some just bear repeating. Glad you like them!

    anon 6:28, Spain is one of the places I’ve never been that I’d really love to visit. Thanks for reading and your English is just fine!

    legallush, thanks for the compliment (I worked on that what seemed like all damn morning) and thanks for the suggestion topic! I am going to need it after Monday when it’s hiatus time and we’ll be having Wentdrawls. I have a few ideas (I have like 10 posts in edit mode). I will add that to the list. Yes, you can be our resident lawyer and handle all of our legal issues! My dad is “in law.” If I say any more than that, I might reveal my secret identity, and then I’d have to kill you…If I had the patience for school, I definitely would have been something by now too, or at least an almost something lol. Good luck with your career! Your mom is listening to Chingy? That’s really funny.

    HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY EVERYONE!

  11. Anonymous

    you are sooo good wet for went!!! :)love how you taunt mr. wentworth miller. so fuuny. 🙂

  12. zainab

    i just want to say that u r very very awesome i love ur website very much
    thxxxx sweety for ur lovely bage…..
    yes i forgotten i am from saudi arabia..
    love ya…

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