Prison Break Recap 12/4 (Fake) Episode

Kellerman, Lincoln and Michael are running out in the daylight now and Mike can’t believe what he just saw! Kellerman actually KILLED Mahone and while he is now free of him, he can’t believe how cold-blooded Kellerman is. He’s not sure they can trust him but they don’t have a choice. They all climb into the car and speed away. Kellerman tells them that they are going to “expose that bitch” and go find Terrence Streadman and that he just so happens to know exactly where he is.

Sucre is walking through the Mexico desert, sweating and looking sexy…I mean tired, well OK sexy AND tired. He needs water and help but there is still nothing in sight so he walks on.

T-bag walks toward the woman who turned him in. He looks like he’s about to fly into a murderous rage…and then…he falls to the floor at her feet and cries. He tells her how she hurt him and how he really is a bad man but he never would have hurt her nor the kids. He tells her he loves her. Surprised, she takes his head in her hands and hugs his face to her waist.

Meanwhile, back in “The Killing Box,” we see Mahone’s lifeless body…and then…it MOVES! He’s NOT dead! He groans and rolls over onto his side holding his chest. He gets to his feet and opens his shirt revealing a bulletproof vest! The bullet pierced the vest, but not completely and he’s bleeding. He slowly climbs the stairs looking crazy. Now, not only is he going to kill the brothers, he’s gonna fuck Kellerman up.

Sara, now without any credit cards nor ID, has to find a way to continue to support her life on the run. She sees a strip joint and has no choice but to check it out…After all, how many jobs are there that don’t require you to fill out a W-4 and that pay you in cash?

Sucre has collapsed in the desert and things are looking bleak for him…just then, a car pulls up with a beautiful woman inside. She approaches Sucre and tries to revive him but he isn’t moving. Oh no! Sucre! She goes and gets her bottled water out of the car, sits down and puts his head in her lap and pours some water into his mouth. He chokes a little at first but then starts to drink. He squints up at her…”Mari-Cruz?” But it’s not her. “Don’t worry, I’ll help you,” she says. She helps him to the car and they pull off.

Haywire’s raft doesn’t exactly have GPS and he ends up on Cast Away island and finds a volleyball with a face painted on it. He builds a fire and dances around it in his underwear while chanting “Wilson, Wilson, Wilson.” The dog is not impressed.

Kellerman, Michael and Linc stop for a rest b/c it’s hard being on the run. Linc wants a drink and maybe a lap dance. I mean when was the last time these boys got laid? Kellerman agrees and Michael is just along for the ride. They walk into a strip joint and Linc says he’s going to head to the bathroom but tells Mike he’s going to get him a nice lap dance in the Champagne Room. Kellerman is already worshipping at the feet of the woman performing and has ordered a drink. Linc heads to the bathroom while the manager walks Mike to the back.

The officers that were escorting Mike and Linc back to jail have flooded “The Killing Box,” looking for them but they find nothing but some blood near the stairs. They call in CSI. Meanwhile, Mahone ends up back in a now empty tunnel. He heads over to one of the SUVs, starts it up and speeds off.

It’s Bellick’s first night inside and Avacado has decided to make this his first night inside HIM. Bellick is getting the ramming of his life but at least he used lube…

C-Note has followed the police car carrying his wife. He buckles in his little girl and tells her to close her eyes and not to be afraid. He speeds up the RV preparing to run the car off of the road in hopes that he can get her back. Oh the suspense!

Mike is seated on a couch waiting for his lapdance but deep in thought. In walks his stripper and IT’S SARA, but his back is to her. She says she has one rule and that is, that he has to close his eyes. He does. She walks over without looking at him and starts her performance. She doesn’t want to see his face. She can’t believe she’s doing this. He keeps his eyes closed and tries not to feel what he knows he’s feeling…aroused. He can’t see her, but he can feel her grinding on him and he can feel it…growing. He opens his eyes but she is not facing him…he reaches out to touch her and as he does, she turns around and smacks him! Now he can see her face…”Sara,” He says in that sexy, sexy voice. “Michael!” she exclaims with tears in her eyes. She hugs him and says “I was so afraid when I thought you were gone. I’ve been through so much. There are so many things I want to tell you…” She trails off as he pulls back and looks into her eyes. He pulls her down onto his lap and kisses her. THE END.

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15 responses to “Prison Break Recap 12/4 (Fake) Episode

  1. Anonymous

    LOVE THIS! Fess up, you really are a screenwriter! If not, you should be…how does 35K an episode sound? That’s the going rate in Tinsel Town these days.

  2. Wet For Went

    LMAO. Well thanks but if I were a screenwriter, I’d be getting paid for this. That’s just something I threw together real quick just now for the people who are dying without a new episode. We can just pretend until PB comes back. Are you offering me a job? LOL

    And I forgot to say this, but MiSa freaks, you god damn weirdos, don’t say I never did anything for you. More to come next week if I feel so inclined. I think I may be feeling a MiSa sex scene.

  3. Anonymous

    cool stuff!!!….better than the crap the Prison Break writer’s come up with. Don’t they know all we women want is a love story.

    Who cares about the comspiricy,the president,how many people Tbag kills,Cnote & family,Linc & LJ, Sucre & Mariecruiz,Haywire or Bellick.

    All we want is Wentworth in a love scene…..hell it dosen’t really matter who it’s with….it could even be with Lassie and I would enjoy it.

    I’m gonna stay tuned to see what else you come up with WFW

  4. epantz

    LOVE IT!
    That doesn’t sound too far off from an actual prison break plot!! michael needs some lovin on that show… for real.
    the only thing is, how could avacado do bellick? didn’t tweener take care of that whole situation already? was avacado lucky enough to have it reattached? so many questions! i’m sure you have an answer for that already!!
    i miss prison break already 😦 but your fake episode was almost as good as the real thing. you should add in some past screen caps for emphasis (and eye candy!) heehee

  5. Anonymous

    Hey WFW….nothing like having a little bias towards Went’s Penis.

    I kinda lean that way myself.

  6. D

    BWAHAHA!! Awesome WFW. The best part is, this could actually be a plausible PB eppy. I totally cringed when you mentioned Avocado, lube and Bellick in the same sentence. GAH! Eye bleach. BUT, you redeemed yourself when the peen made an entrance. I can’t help but be a little partial myself…

  7. notthedoctor

    LOL and YAY! some Prison Break fix, better Pretty fix, Michael gets a lapdance… oh and some lovin’ too. and all that for free!!! i feel like any addict, and it is soooooo good! Now i want more!
    thank you so much WFW.
    and i read your episode to my sister who’s a huge MiSa fan, she laughed her ass off, then sighed with yearning. Poor girl.
    You are dangerous.

  8. Wet For Went

    anon 1:06, There is definitely a Went love scene coming. I was tempted to write it this time but if I don’t save something I won’t have enough material to keep us going until 1/22. I will try not to bias the stories by just writing about Went’s, I mean Michael’s penis every week.

    epantz, you know, I didn’t even remember Avacodo was missing the goods but since I was not specific about what Avacado was ramming Bellick WITH, I will be sure to fix that mistake in a later episode by pulling something out of my ass. I thought about the screen cap idea but that depends on how much time I have on my hands and if I get to it, I definitely will.

  9. Wet For Went

    anon 1:39, you’re right. I want to see Went penis EVERY week, lol. Lord knows we won’t see any once PB comes back.

    D, I know the ramming was kind of Oz of me wasn’t it, lol, but it sounded like a good idea at the time.

    notthedoctor, so glad you and your sis enjoyed it. You know now that I’m re-reading it, I’m starting to take it apart (bad habit). I’m not going to change it though. It’s what I get for writing it at work. But I guess it’s better than nothing…

  10. Patty

    OLP peen porn! Yeah! I can’t wait until next week! Do we need to come up with a name for the Bellick/Avocado love mess? BelliDo? Does that sound too much like “Dildo”?

  11. tbaby

    Patty, that pairing should totally be “Bellicado”. Most. Frightening. Pairing. Ever.

    LOL!

  12. epantz

    Bellicado. LMAO. that is so good. the new fox river power couple.
    can’t wait for next week! 😛

  13. Anonymous

    I was on Just Jared and read one of the posts…they thought your script was real. It’s the thread with Wentworth and Twinkie, it’s the last couple of posts.

    Thats the power of your writing.

  14. Wet For Went

    OLP peen porn? Bellicado?! power couple? LMAO I LOVE you people, LOL.

    anon 8:16, I just took a look! Whoa. I didn’t even think it was particularly good; I was just screwing around but that is beyond flattering. Jailbird is totally pumping me up too so I am sending my love out to him/her. You rock jailbird!

  15. Anonymous

    Hey WFW, thanks for the shout-out and I’m a “her”.

    I totally enjoy you blog, in fact I dare say I’m a little addicted. Your do such a great job of entertaining everyone.

    Much Love #jailbird…
    AKA anon:8:16

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