Prison Break John Doe Live Blogging Recap 1/22

***SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS***

Here it is. Your first Prison Break recap for 2007.

Whoa there! Sexy, sexy Wentworth Miller…Must get back in Prison Break mode…So hard…So…Hard…OK, Michael Scofield…God he looks hot.

We begin with Kellerman, Linc and Michael running out of The Killing Box (why do I love that term so much). Wents’ running form is much improved. VERY NICE WENT! And there’s Mahone laying in the stairwell and his phone conveniently rings as a cop walks by. The cop finds him. “Get a Medic!” I knew they were not going to kill Mahone. The random cop answers the phone, It’s Mr. Kim. He tells Kim that his boy is shot.

Kellerman, Linc and Michael are speeding away in a truck and as usual Michael, the brains of the operation, is asking all the questions “Why are you helping us?” A very good question Scofield but as he is questioning our torture-loving friend, Linc recalls being almost murdered by the guy (way way back when he is intentionally set free in Season 1) and hits him WHILE THEY ARE STILL DRIVING! Damn Linc, you trying to kill everyone? They pull over, get out and Linc pulls Kellermans’ own gun on him and threatens to kill him but Kellerman knows where Terrence Steadman is: Can’t kill him yet!

Credits rolling…Oh how I missed those credits. Commercial for 300 which is going to be mother fucking awesome. Comes out 2 days before my birthday, sweet. Midnight movie anyone?

Linc is still waiving the gun. That man is an animal. Kellerman says “You wanna keep running fine. You wanna be free, get in the car.” Some sanity. They all get in.

HUGE black dude is threatening Bellick. Dessert for protection. I know he’s a bastard and I even killed him off in a fake PB ep, but I am feeling sorry for him already. At least he’s someone’s dessert bitch and not their real one…Yet.

T-bag tells SusieQ he forgives her, how nice. Oh T-bag, come for me. We can have a family together. She tries to get him to leave with her but he says “There’s not a white man’s chance in Harlem you’d leave your children behind.” LOL I love you T-bag. Susie never told the children about him being a murdering rapist lunatic. I wonder how long it will take them to get home…

Kellerman gets a call from Kim and lies his ass off. He doesn’t seem pleased that Mahone is still alive but he moves on to the Michael and Linc are dead lie and that he is on his way to bury them. He’s just biding his time to try and get to Steadman. Mike is cracking smart remarks while Linc is going all Incredible Hulk. Kellerman says “There’s that winning personality. The one we knew would win over a jury.” LOL, Ouch. Kellerman is a smart ass and…It’s kind of hot. Why is everyone so hot this episode?

C-Note is still lying to his kid about how Mommy is fine and calls to check the status of her hearing. Things are not looking good. Poor Kacee.

Kellerman has arranged a plane ride for them to Montana. The brothers hop on, they have no choice.

Mahone is in the hospital recuperating. If the bullet entered 6 inches to the right, he’d be dead. Uh huh. It’s threat time again. Mahone finish what you started or we’ll tell everyone about Shales. Well Mahone gives them the (proverbial) finger and says he’s quitting! He said he’ll go to jail for it, he’s out. It’s about damn time.

Steadman may not be able to call anyone but he can sure as hell watch TV on that lovely LCD and run around insulting the agents guarding him when he’s the one walking around in that ugly bathrobe wearing fake teeth.

It’s time for Bellick to pay up and he brings the big black man the brownie for some protection like a good little boy but of course now the fee is 5 brownies and he needs 4 more. Bellick takes out a sock full of rocks (or something) and wails on him. LOL Nice going Bellick.

T-bag looks through the family photo album and discovers he’s not there. Color him disappointed. Here come the children home from school, LOL, excellent. “Uncle Teddy!” AHAHAHAHA! Poor clueless children and powerless Susie. T-bag is here to stay.

Kim has been double crossed and now it’s time to evacuate half-dressed Steadman before Kellerman can get to him but the boys have already landed and are already enroute. I think it’s too late for you Kim. Car is pulling up…Supposed to be transport, but nope, It’s Kellerman and the boys ready to kick some ass and kidnap Terrence. That Kellerman is a bad mutha…Shut yo mouth. He dropped those agents quick.

Mahone doesn’t want to play ball? Well they’ll make him play ball. Guess who’s kid just got hit by a car and has a leg broken in 2 places? 3 guesses as to who’s responsible for that…Here comes Kim’s lackey to re-threaten Mahone and claim responsibility for the accident. I don’t see this dude living past the end of the episode. Mahone don’t play that.

Michael, Linc, Kellerman and Terrence are held up in a motel planning strategy. Now this is where it gets impressive. To make him disappear they took out Steadman’s teeth, burned off his fingerprints, destroyed all of his DNA samples, raised his cheekbones and lowered his ears so that facial comparisons would prove he is a look-a-like…Now that’s what I call thorough. Hole-in-one PB writers. One question though, if they can’t prove it’s him, what good is he to them? Kellerman’s big idea is to wait out the road blocks and go to DC in a couple of days once everyone thinks they are far far away.

Meanwhile T-bag and family are watching cartoons. LOL Oh T-bag. Susan knocks over her water in an attempt to go get a rag but come back with her gun. Turns out T-bag already has it. What did she think that she was smarter than him? The son has a trick up his sleeve though and hears T-bag getting loud with his mother eventhough he’s whispering and when T-bag turns around, he catches a skateboard in the face. That is not enough to stop him though dear boy, sorry.

Looks like the dude Bellick beat down, has night guard connections. The night guards apparently aren’t too fond of Bellick so someone’s going to get hurt. Bradley is getting cat called under cover of night and hallucinating. “I ain’t scared of you,” he yells as his cell door opens automatically and Avacado tells him to start praying….Poor Bellick.

Mac and PC commercial. I like these. Yay Macs!

Linc is going ape shit again, this time on Steadman. Veronica bit the dust and he thinks Terrence should die for that. *nodding head* Oh Linc, I agree. Too bad he’s your ticket to freedom. Only his brother Michael can calm him down. He’s not heavy, he’s my brother.

No bail for Kacee. Dammit, dammit, dammit! C-Note is crying again. I HATE it when he does that! *tears*

T-bag is nailing wood boards across the door talking about carpentry. “We will be a family if it kills us.” I think he means if it kills YOU.

The Steadman party is ready to leave but Michael has other plans. He calls the news stations…Presumably to get to tell Steadman’s story without them all getting killed. “Hello My name is Michael Scofield and I want to turn myself in.” *note to self: must get audio of this…So sexy*

Mahone calls Kim to tell him he’s back to work and opens the trunk of his car to reveal the dead agent inside that threatened his son. I have a feeling Mahone is going rogue.

Steadman is freaking out about getting found out and he’s got a gun. Oh boy. I see it coming….Here it comes…He blew his brains out all over the pretty motel picture. How in the hell are they going to clear their name now? GREAT FUCKING BREAK DOWN BY THE WAY THERE WENT! Lights are flashing, Kellerman’s yelling, there they go running, and the chase is on again.

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29 responses to “Prison Break John Doe Live Blogging Recap 1/22

  1. Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT

    I only got to see half the episode…DAMN why did I read it…i should have waited till tomorrow so I can be all exicted for it…ahh well…..this show is WAY too addicting
    Damn you Went…look what you are doing to us….you are addicting us to Prison Break!!!!!

  2. Belgian

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It can’t be true! What are our boys going to do now?
    Mike, Linc, come over here and I’ll console you!

    (Damn myself for reading this, I’ll only be able to watch tonight.)

  3. Anonymous

    i d like to read more

  4. Anonymous

    It was very action packed but I’ve lost a bit of interest in the show since they had the break.

    Still love Wenty 🙂

  5. linds

    Lord have Mercy!!! I need medicine before I watch that show – I was dying when michael was like ‘you still think you’re in charge’ to kellerman and then called the news (!!!). yikes!! i hate to say this about our hero, but this is what you get for being arrogant!!!! god – wasn’t went so good last night? I can totally imagine him calming down a crazy person!!

  6. mama bear

    While our man is always stellar, Dom was definitely the star of this episode with his animal lunges and intense stares.

    I agree with linds, Michael WTF were you thinking calling the police?! After hearing Kellerman’s litany of how the Company made Steadman into a literal John Doe, couldn’t you glean that the sad, toothless wonder was an extreme suicide risk?

    And the plot thickens…great recap, WFW…thanks as always!

  7. linds

    PS – I’m starting to love Mahone – he doesn’t fuck around!

  8. linds

    mamabear, i am with you on dom!!! he is animalistic and it’s so exciting to watch who he’s gonna flip on next! can you blame the guy for being out for blood?

  9. Anonymous

    I haven’t seen the episode yet… don’t read the recap, don’t read the recap.
    Crap I can’t help reading the comments 😉

  10. Anonymous

    Another good episode, with character development and moving the plot forward. Ha, I think Mike’s going to use that ‘schoolboy crush’ of Kellerman’s against him. Ohhh..I just read an article through google search that quoted Wenty’s babysitter from when he was little in England saying that he was a ‘placid’ baby. It was sweeet.

  11. Anonymous

    *crying eyes out*
    What’s the use of eyes anyway when I can’t watch new PB?
    noone

  12. Anonymous

    Oh My Lord!!
    *Must.Breath.Must.Inhale…Can’t!*
    Fuck, I am speechless!!What the hell are they going to do now, huh?
    Dear God please give me a sign!!
    I’m going crazy!!

    (Notice how I get all religious?)

    WFW, your recap was Wentastic!
    Just a little question?
    Did you write that during the show??I mean how’d you remember every single scene, in the right order???HOW???

    Julie

  13. Anonymous

    I’m a little bored with PB…I got over it when they had a break.

    I still love Went

  14. notthedoctor

    “Wents’ running form is much improved. VERY NICE WENT!”

    *Grin*
    First coherent thought that crossed my mind at 5 AM when watching PB return in this glorious night!!
    After that BLACK OUT!

  15. mink

    Great recap, WFW. Although I had to take issue with the PB writers for apparently not considering that Steadman’s DNA could be compared to his sister’s! Still, looking forward to seeing how they get out of this particular jam.

  16. Anonymous

    I just read on People’s website that Sarah Calles is preggers!

  17. Anonymous

    ‘Prison Break’ Actress Is Pregnant
    Jan 23, 4:26 PM EST

    The Associated Press

    Sarah Wayne Callies, who stars on Fox’s “Prison Break,” is expecting her first child, her spokeswoman said Tuesday.

    The baby is due in late summer, publicist Jodi Gottlieb told The Associated Press.

    Gottlieb declined to provide further details, including the occupation of Callies’ husband, Josh Winterhalt.

    Callies, 29, portrays Dr. Sara Tancredi on “Prison Break.” New Corp.’s Fox network drama also stars Wentworth Miller and Dominic Purcell.

    She has guest-starred on TV’s “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” and “Numb3rs,” and as Jane in the short-lived series “Tarzan.”

  18. epantz

    My favourite part of the episode was when Mahone was in the hospital bed talking to Mr. Kim and says calls Mr. Kim “Kimmy”. Hahahaha. Everyone should call him that from now on!

  19. youknowme

    hilarious recap WFW! Linc went ape shit indeed, but it was a good thing this time lol
    I’ starting to like Kellerman! he’s kinda hot (God, what is WRONG with me?!)

    I wasn’t too impressed with this episode, mostly because I’d pretty much seen everything that was going to happen in all those little FOX interviews.
    Fox, stop screwing over your loyal viewers with tons of spoilers. No. Fun.
    I was more excited about finding out that SWC is pregnant than I was while watching John Doe. Can’t be a good thing…

  20. Anonymous

    *sob* we still have a week until the first episode of season two. I just keep living vicariously through you WFW.

  21. Wet For Went

    Looks like Sara’s key is going to be very important now so that’s how I see them getting out of it though I have no idea how whatever it is that is locked up can do any more for them than Steadman could have.

    anon 11:55, I read that article too and it was very sweet.

    noone, I had promised to upload the ep somewhere and then life got in the way. I still could tonight but I’m sure everyone who wants it probably has it already. If you don’t, you know what to do. Send me an email.

    Yes Julie I put my keyboard in my lap and type what I’m thinking while I watch and clean up the spelling and all that later.

    mink, I knew there would be a hole in all that thoroughness SOMEWHERE. You’re right! Compare it to the sister! But maybe that will be important later. *hoping I didn’t give the writers credit for screwing up again*

    epantz, that WAS funny, lol. Kimmy…

    I don’t do spoilers youknowme JUST so I won’t be dissapointed when it’s time to watch and nothing new happens so I’m glad I didn’t know anything in advance.

    Congratulations SWC!

    I didn’t get to cap the episode last night b/c I wasn’t home but hopefully I’ll get to it tonight and can do something with the 3 freaking screencaps of Went that I will probably come up with. I did NOT get enough WENT but that is my only complaint.

  22. Anonymous

    PB has never disappointed me. It just is the most exciting TV-show EVER!!!
    PS: They (The Academy Awards deciding people) should really consider making an exception and give the guys an Oscar.

  23. Anonymous

    You see, I’m so excited can’t help double-clicking…

  24. redlightmind

    “The brothers hop on”

    My thoughts exactly!Have you been reading my journal?

  25. Anonymous

    this blog is more exciting than the show cause all i’m interested in is wenty. all the spoilers are annoying

  26. the.red.head

    Great cap WFW! Congrats SWC!

  27. Anonymous

    fucking hell!!
    THIS is really #$@^@&%#$!!!!!
    i’m from holland so we just ended season 2.. 😦 i’m so stupid for reading this.. but thanx for posting it.. 🙂

  28. velvetine

    did michael become stupid?!?! wtf was up with the phone call?! how did he even THINK it MIGHT work out?!! *screams and flails*

    but there was a total domination word!sex bit between mike and kellerman. ’twas HOT! 😀

  29. Anonymous

    what just happened with china man and old guy… i missed it. something about panama

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