Prison Break The Message 1/29 Recap


It’s a FOX news break, no not a real one, it’s one in the show. FOX is fucking vain. A faux Fox news break in a FOX TV show? Love the whole start at the end and then go back to the beginning thing though. Faux FOX news is playing a video. “My name is Lincoln Burrows and I’m innocent.” Six hours earlier…

OK, Kellerman, Michael and Linc are still surrounded and although we were led to believe there was a back door to that motel room there is not. They’re going to have to think of something. Kellerman is holding out his badge through the door to the cops and the media telling them to hold their fire. He brings the brothers out with their hands behind their backs as if they’re handcuffed and then…Kellerman grabs the cameraman, Linc pulls his gun and Michael is demanding the reporter get him the keys to the cop cars. Oh yeah order them around Went; Force is hot.

Mahone is back at his FBI office pissed off at the lack of progress but now that superbrain is back at work I’m sure he’ll be face to face with Michael by the end of the episode!

The boys areriding in the car with their hostage and they hear that the president will be in Denver, Colorado that afternoon. Michael tells Linc to pull over. He’s ordering people around again…Must concentrate on show.

Ewww Bellick looks like shit and he’s having nightmares and calling for the nurse. He comes to and a con sweeping up in the infirmary is there. He tells him that there are plenty more beatdowns where that one came from, lol. The con is hot. Everyone on Prison Break is hot..That or I’m horny.

The cameraman is spying on the boys talking, dammit boys stop planning in front of the hostage!

Yay! Mexico! That means Sucre! Ooooh Amaury looks hot. They’re speaking sexy Spanish. I love Spanish. He’s talking to an old man on the stereotypical multicolored Mexican bus with lots of people holding chickens in a cages. Dammit, Amaury is looking good. “What’s in Ixtapa,” the old man asks,”a woman?” “The woman,” Sucre answers. Awwww. Look at that smile! Nice music for this scene.

LMAO Haywire is in a dumpster outside of a convenience store looking for raft supplies. Freakin nut. He needs more wood. Yes that’s exactly what you need, wood and drugs, lots and lots of drugs. A couple of teenagers ask him to buy them some beer. He says yes. “You can even keep a beer for yourself,” the boy says, but Haywire’s dad used to drink so he doesn’t drink. Somehow I see this meaning something later.

The camera man is walking back into his studio with a tape…

The tape is airing and everybody is watching. The FBI, Sara wherever she is, Mr. Kim…And of course he’s freaking out. “Start a wildfire in Florida, find a storage unit full of Arabs…” He wants that story buried by a fabricated one if necessary. Hmmm, Art imitating life?

BEST COMMERCIAL I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME LMAO. New Axe commercial. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Dom even has a commercial. He’s telling people to be a mentor; Mama Bear is gonna love this.

Back in Mexico, the bus stops and the old man gets off and so does poor Sucre as he is getting put off of the bus because he didn’t pay. With the cops nearby he can’t argue with the driver and he looks lost. The old man offers him a place for the night if he will cook. The old man mentions he has a car; Sucre is in.

The FBI is still watching the 26 min long tape and Michael is outing Mahone. He says that Mahone murdered Shales and the agents look wide-eyed but Mahone just says “The guy’s nuts” and walks away! LMAO He even looks innocent while saying it. Nice goin Bill!

Haywire is going to show the teenagers his raft. The boy of course thinks he’s mad for thinking he will make it to Holland in that but the girl thinks he’s sweet and thinks it’s great he gets to just disappear. He notices a bruise on her arm and asks her about it. “My dad drinks too,” she says. Haywire is going to go all Sling Blade on her dad; I’d bet money on it. She asks for her arm back but he doesn’t let go fast enough. The boy rescues her and they leave.

Bellick is begging Sara’s best nurse friend to let him stay another night in the infirmary. She agrees.

The camera man is being questioned and he recalls that “One of them said 450 miles in 6 hours.” The FBI is on it immediately, drawing a radius of 450 miles around the general area they were in on a map. Mr. Kim calls in. Mahone recites possible cities and Kimmy stops him at Denver immediately because that’s where the president will be. Mahone is back running the show now and thinks the president should be kept in the dark and used as bait. The sniveling little weasel below him disagrees and tells Mahone that he is being investigated by Internal Affairs. Mahone says “Then get a pen.” LMAO I am loving Mahone more and more lately.

Kim is talking to the guy above him…The weird one that doesn’t talk. Weird Mute writes something on a pad and holds it up as Kim suggests calling the President and letting her know what’s going on.

Sucre and the old man are eating chicken. I like the old man. I like the Spanish and I like the music. I like it a lot. Amaury licked his upper lip. FUCK! The old man grabs the dishes and heads to bed as he tells Sucre where he can sleep. Sucre has no intention of sleeping, he’s after those car keys so he can get to MariCruz. He’s stealing the car…And he’s gone.

The FBI have people analyzing the video the boys made. They conclude that they are lying. Flashback to Kellerman prepping Mike and Linc on how to make their body language say something completely different than what their words are saying. Back to the tape now…Morse code, eyes up, arms folded, this is hilarious. Michael is talking directly to Sara. Meanwhile she is rewatching it online and flipping through a book. She knows what he’s saying although it means nothing to us…Yet.

Mahone, the superbrain, has caught on to the fact that the brothers are trying to fool them into thinking they are going after the President. Of course he did; He’s a genius! “They’re going after Sara Tancredi.” Fucking Mahone! *shaking fist at Mahone*

Sucre is driving along and uh oh, here come the cops. They take him back to the old man but instead of charging him with theft, he gives him money for gas and tells the cops he loaned him the car. Oh man, I’m tearing up. “Find your girl, then find grace.” *tears* Am I PMSing or what?

The FBI is reading up on Sara and her file proves she’s boring. We knew that already. Mahone takes the file. Of course he will see what no one else does! He walks away fast after seeing it. Told you!

The boys are standing around now at some outside location at night. Linc is obsessed with the truth getting out and is checking the newspaper to see where their story is. It’s not there but a story about how they shot a janitor in a motel is. Linc wants to talk to Michael alone so Kellerman walks away. Linc is wondering if Kellerman is only helping them to figure out what they know. Linc, you DO have a brain!

The teenage boy is dropping off the teenage girl and not even a minute after she walks in the house, abusive dad is laying into her trying to pick a fight. She walks away and he is about to go after her with a fire poker but gets attacked by Haywire instead. I have a feeling this is the sound of Haywire beating her dad to death.

Mahone goes to talk to nurse best friend about Sara because he needs a lead. He shows her the message from Michael but she doesn’t know anything. He checks with Bellick instead. Bellick wants better accommodations to crack the code and Mahone agrees. Turns out all those references that sounded like nothing were chapters in the AA book. Michael must have been an Alcoholic in a former life…That or his research was WAY more thorough than we ever imagined. How did he know that?

The boys are still waiting for Sara in a secret location. All of a sudden “Michael Crane, please report to the front desk, you have a telephone call.” Awww Crane. Mahone figured out from the AA book where they’re meeting Sara now and is sending the cops. Michael runs in to take the call and it’s Sara. Awww they’re in love. I should post the phone call for the MiSa fans but…Nah. I don’t like MiSa that much. OK maybe just a little:

Sara: “Michael back in Gila I was coming back to you, somebody grabbed me…”

Michael: “Did someone hurt you?” Oh Wentworth!

yadda yadda yadda

Michael: “Well we’ll figure it out…Together.” *melting*

Sara: “I like the sound of that.” I bet you do!

Kellerman is getting a phone call and it’s his lady love the President and she’s making promises and playing on Kellermans’ feelings for her and love for his job. She doesn’t sound convincing to me but I’m not Kellerman; I’m not into cold hard bitches. The boys all get back in the car and Kellerman is driving but he looks…Different. Did she get to him? Oh man is he gonna turn on them? Dammit! THE END.

OK so someone twisted my arm…Here’s the MiSa phone conversation. Thanks Wendy!


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20 responses to “Prison Break The Message 1/29 Recap

  1. linds

    I could cry just thinking of last night’s episode! When will Mahone get right and start working with the brothers to bring the company down? What made Bellick think he could pull the Scofield charm on Katie? (Oh HELL to the no)! Sucre – shame on you! Stealing from an old man who just lost his wife. When Sucre got caught and the old man hooked him up with some jing I could feel that Sucre felt the shame and I was so proud of him for that – way to not lose your soul during desolate times, Sucre -I love you! Love the synapsis, WFW!!

  2. mama bear

    Amen to the bit about FOX being SO vain! Sheesh!

    I felt a twinge of uneasiness at thinking Mahone was hot in that white shirt last week, but I didn’t feel guilty last night. The man is HOT, and for me, I think it’s how he delivers his lines with such confidence. He could easily command a Marine battalion. Still, I’m mad in advance at him for seemingly releasing Bellick to help him bring down the PB escapees in the next episode. Why, Mahone, why?!

    Bellick putting the nasty moves on Katie was just WRONG! Moreover, it was very disturbing that she seemed to think twice about his request. Katie, you REALLY need to get yourself some lovin’, honey! Back away from the prisoners…ooh, did anyone catch the HOTNESS of the con who was rubbing the proverbial salt in Bellick’s wound? Hope he figures into the storyline somehow.

    Loved the Haywire dumpster scene although that silly blond girl made me think she was going to be the next victim in a slasher movie.

    Sucre is back! Was it just me, or was the chicken-eating scene too delicious? All that licking, all that sucking…

    …which brings me to Linc. Ahh, Linc. Loving the intensity, loving the rage. You are my TV Papa Bear.

    And Michael…”Just let me think.” As long as we get to keep watching you think, think all you want, babe.

    Thanks again for the recap, WFW. Love you!

  3. Anonymous

    Thank You WFW! Another great recap! I am having major problem with Kellerman. The writers are really messing with us. I hated him, then liked him, and now I hate him again. I never trusted him and I hope he proves us all wrong. Mahone, still hate him too, although, in a sort of pathethic way. Bellick- sucks to be him! Sweet Sucre- will do anything for love and I hope he doesn’t have his heart broken. Mr Kim and the mute man –damn you! Haywire is great! I’m glad his character has surfaced again. I wonder what his connection to the boys will be? ….and MiSa…ahhhhhh… waiting jealously for that kiss next week.

    My favortie part: When Michael finally gets some balls and bosses everyone around. I love the bad ass attitude. Love it!! Hot, Hot, Hot!!

  4. linds

    I think I’ve said this before but I cannot WAIT until Michael finds out what Kellerman did to poor Sara. The shit. Will hit. The FAN! PS – mama Bear, I thought about you when Dominic did the mentoring commercial *sigh* that was right up your alley!

  5. epantz

    “It’s a FOX news break, no not a real one, it’s one in the show. FOX is fucking vain. A faux Fox news break in a FOX TV show?”
    HAHAHHA that’s exactly what i thought. I like how they Tarantino’ed the episode though, it was really good
    and yes, i agree, all of the characters are slowly becoming much hotter (cough Mahone, Kellerman…)

  6. redlightmind

    OMG! and when Bellick asks Katie to leave the door to the infirmary unlocked when she leaves for the night was HILARIOUS!

    I love bossy Went! Thanks for the recap WFW.

  7. tia

    I have been anti MiSa for so long mainly because of all the WeSa freaks,thank god she’s preggers, but after last night I hate to admit but I on that ship now!

  8. MBND

    I almost went into orgasm mode when he looked into the camera & said ” DID SOME ONE HURT YOU ?” That stare …that look….


    Bellick’s face looked like smashed old cheese pizza. Eww. I’d much rather look at Went’s puffy, pouty, sexy, suckable pink lips….mmmmm

  10. Anonymous

    Michael’s “I’m in charge” face is just too delicious. Makes me want to dust off the school girl uniform and practice saying, “Yes, Mr. Miller…um, Scofield.”

    Oh and slightly OT, I know, but: “Amaury licked his upper lip. FUCK!”

    *sigh* back to work… 😦

  11. Anonymous

    Faux Fox ….your a hoot WFW 🙂

  12. Anonymous

    Great recap. I NEEDED that phone call between Michael and Sara. My favorite part was the little Went smile after Sara said, “I like the sound of that.” Oh, just kill me now. I have officially crossed the line from ‘big fan’ into ‘unhealthy obsession.’

  13. Anonymous

    Digits on the Run

    A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’s as though the two are the room together, alone, creating magic.

    Magic obviously lingered, he obviously wanted the magic to linger beyond their studio session, so he asked for a phone number. Not to go out for coffee, not for a follow up set of pictures, not for any other reason than the reason you think. A bold surprising move given that it’s not usually his style, especially since he’s not allowed to be so overt, but lately he just can’t help himself.

    I’m told that in addition to the photographer, there are have been suggestive advances made to a network publicist a few weeks ago, and to an event planner a few weeks before that, much to the consternation of his professional wardens who have impressed upon him the importance of holding on just a little longer, just until the official renewal, just until the numbers climb back up. Apparently he struggles with the pressure every day.

    By the way, the photographer is gay. As are all the others. But you knew that already, right?

  14. SuzieQ

    I know I am a nerd but the chapters of the AA book.. remember girls, Kellerman went to those meetings after Sara`s OD so he must have known the book.

  15. Mama Bear

    anon 12:51, LOVE your writing style, but your attempt at barely subtle innuendo regarding what you so obviously think is a sham (Went being hetero) is lost on me.

    You need only to peruse the vast contents of this site to realize that our love for Went goes far beyond his sexuality, goes even beyond his physical perfection. He has shown time and time again how important it is to cling to class, decorum, integrity, honor, and self-respect when navigating the chaotic seas of the Hollywood media,speculating, mean-spirited blogs, and dare I say, life in general. THAT’S why this man is the object of SO many beautiful, intelligent, talented, and fiercely loyal females.

    If I may, I’d like to amend a very wise quote I heard during the last PB episode:“Wishful thinking is for people who don’t already have grace.” But you knew that already, right?

  16. redlightmind

    Mama bear, forget Went! I think I wanna do YOU! Ok, not really but you rock!

    Anon 12:51, there you have it.

  17. cocot13

    when will you bitchy little queens get it through your thick skulls that we dont care if he’s gay,we’ll still keep watching PB, still keep lusting after his photo’s and most importantly support his career, him being gay will not change a damn thing, infact him being gay might even make him hotter to some of us, how many of you and your queens can say that, infact I think that is why you guys hate him so much because he is the only possibly gay guy that can still get the girls wet even after finding out he’s gay

  18. Wet For Went

    OK people, no need to get nasty. If anon 12:51 thinks that BI fits him, that is their opinion. HOWEVER, since the man stated very clearly he wasn’t gay, only allegations of his bi-ness will be entertained from here on out. Everyone who wants to see Went with one of each raise your hand! LOL

  19. cocot13

    I’m sorry WFW but those people are just so frustrating, that person posted the same thing a JJ and then to come here and read it again just made me angry so I apologize to you but still stand by what I said!!

  20. Belgian

    I saw it. I SAW it.
    *also frantically looking for old schoolgirl uniform*
    *damn, gave it to niece*

    Bill was bossy. I liked it. The con with Bellick was HOT. Dom was HOTTER. Sucre was SEARING.

    But Went, darling Went, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again:

    No man does to me what you do. You have my dirty, dirty mind working overtime.

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