Prison Break Chicago 2/5 Recap



We begin in the train station and Sara is getting off the train. She locks eyes with Michael. Oh god Went looks hot! Sara walks over to him as Kellerman takes a call from the President not far away and they hug. Michael does that closed eye thing and looks like he’s trying breathe her in. Oh Goddess help me if Went ever did that to me! Oh man, is the fangirl in me going to be able to get through this scene without talking about how cute Went looks and how perfect he is every other sentence? You know what? This is Wet For Went, it’s what I do. If I want to gush I damn well will and oh is this shit so very gushworthy. That lucky fucking bitch Sarah Wayne Callies got to lay her face up in the nape of that neck. Oh GOD! I. might. have. a. stroke. *swoon* They pull away, Mike gives this ridiculously cute little smile and she touches her hair all self-conscious and says “Yeah well,” and gives a little laugh. S.O.S. I need help. I need help! I think I’m climbing on board the MiSa ship. RED ALERT! Somebody stop me! PLEASE! STOP ME! It’s too late! I’m on board! I’m fucking on board! Who could deny all of this ridiculous cuteness. Oh man…The President is still trying to coax Kellerman back in as Michael and Sara have a little chat with Linc standing a little ways away doing his best incognito look with his hat down low and looking hot while doing it I might add. The President tells Kellerman she’s speaking in Chicago and that it can all go away if he’ll just bring the brothers in. Kellerman is questionable; This does not look good. Sara shows Mike the key and he tells her he doesn’t know what it unlocks and then says “but ah, Sara we’ve got someone working with us now.” Sara turns her head and a few yards away sees Kellerman. I can’t wait for Mike to kick some ass.

T-bag is waking up next to Susan “Good Morning Sunshine.” LMAO Is it healthy that I love a rapist murdering bastard this much? Even a fictional one? I think I need help with that too. He offers to go wake up the kids but she insists on doing it. He takes a knife out of the nightstand and walks over to her with it, picks up the pillow, to reveal the rope he has tied araound her hands; The other side is tied to the headboard frame, lol. Kinky T-bag! He offers to put some cream on her ropeburn…no actual cream people this is network TV. She brings him back to reality by mentioning work and school and telling him that people will start looking for them, for example, some lady that’s supposed to come over later. T-bag smiles and says “It’s no trouble, no trouble at all.”

Back to the train station, oh yes. They are all meeting up and Kellerman says “Hi Sara, what’s done is done. We all want the same thing,” and the next minute he is up against the wall with Linc holding his arm so he can’t get away and Mike’s hands wrapped around his throat. OH YEAH! Quotes will not do this scene justice. MUST. POST. AUDIO. CLIPS. LATER.

Mike: “You didn’t tell us you left her to die.”

Kellerman: “I was scaring her, I was gonna pull her out.”
Sara standing back watching the boys fight for her honor says “No, you left me there to drown.”

Mike: “I wonder how long you can hold your breath. Mabe we should find out.” BRILLIANT!

Kellerman can barely talk now: “You need me and you know it. You need me. You need me.”

Mike releases him. I think I just came.

Sara: “Why, Why do we need him? We have the key. We’ll find out what it’s for.”

Kellerman catches a glimpse of it around her neck: “I can tell you what what that key’s for right now. It’s to a private cigar club.”

Linc: “Where?”

Kellerman: “Chicago.”

UH OH! Mike might pay for that! *Intense look from Went* Oh Wentworth, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind hey Wentworth. Hey Wentworth. Roll Credits…I can’t breathe already and the episode hasn’t even started yet! Oh Lord!

Haywire is touching up the raft talking to the dog. “We have to hurry Larry, I did a bad thing. A very bad thing.”

Meanwhile, the FBI has gotten wind of the murder Haywire just committed and Mahone is fighting with that weasel again. Mahone asks him “Are you not following direct orders now?” and he says “Oh I’m following direct orders sir, I’m just not following them from you. Everything goes through Headquarters now.” Seriously, Mahone should just kill this dude. He is pissing me off. No one fucks with THE Mahone. No one. Mr. Kim is doing his hourly threatening and calls Mahone to tell him to kill Haywire when he finds him.

Kellerman is talking to the train ticket taker or whoever and tells him he is transporting a fugitive to Chicago and that he needs a car clear. Mike has a coat over his hands to appear handcuffed. Sara and Linc are off waiting for the car to be ready. Linc tells her he’s sorry she got involved and thanks her for helping them. He tells her it’s gonna be alright and touches her arm in a brother-in-lawly way. Car’s clear. Sara and Linc hop on. Kellerman says they’ll be in Chicago is 5 hours and they can get some rest…Like anybody is gonna sleep around him, lol. Mike asks Sara is she’s OK…Awwwwww.

Mahone is going to see Bellick again. Turns out Mahone couldn’t get him transferred b/c the new Warden is no nonsense. Mahone seems to think he can use Bellick but asked about his tracking skills first recalling how he found Mike and Linc through Nika and T-bag through following Susan, lol, Bellick says “Yeah, and I blow my nose with my right hand and I wipe my ass with my left, what of it.” Oh Bellick, this is why I love you. Mahone offers him freedom for finding the cons unofficially. Apparently they can find some constitutional violations in his prosecution and set him free.

Mahone: “I need a junkyard dog who’s willing to do the ugly things it takes to bring a con to justice. Are you my dog Brad?”

Bellick: “Damn hell yeah I am.” AHAHAHAHAHA!

Back at the T-bag residence, T-bag’s sexy ass is charming the pants off of their guest all cookin and shit. I love him. The son tries to pull a fast one and tells her she should see the new bike Teddy bought him that’s in the garage, lol. Did he think he would get away with that? T-bag gets that shit under control and the kid sits his punk ass down. Don’t fuck with the Chuck kid. Just don’t.

On the train, Paul is looking smug, Linc is asleep but even asleep, he’s looking like he’s gonna kill someone as usual, Mike is staring out the window looking beautiful (Oh Went! *dies*) and Sara is having flashbacks of all of Kellerman’s deception and her almost murder. She glances over at Linc with his eyes closed and gets Michael’s attention and asks if there is anywhere she can get water. Like the gentleman he is, he offers to go and get it for her. After he leaves the car, she gets up and walks to the back of the car and as she walks by Kellerman says “It was never personal Sara; War never is.” She says, “yeah,” gets by, stands behind him and takes out some material from who knows where (her coat maybe) and starts strangling his bitch ass with it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! GO SARA! SARA! SARA! SARA! SARA! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Linc wakes up to the sound of Kellerman choking and to the crazy fucking look on Sara’s face as she enjoys every minute of it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Linc goes over to her and says “Sara back up,” but doesn’t dare put his hands on his brothers’ woman. You’re a good man Linc. Michael walks in just in time and grabs her from behind. Wait…He…grabs…her…from…behind. I know it’s to stop her from killing Kellerman and all but oh man. Whew! What was I saying? OK so he is STILL holding her from behind (I’m dying inside) while she tries to lunge at Kellerman and he says “Settle down.” You talkin to me Went cuz I don’t think that’s possible. Where was I? Oh yes, Kellerman is wheezing and coughing, LOL and tells her she only gets one of those as he tries to get his hands on her but Linc holds him back. AHAHAHAHA! It’s Mayhem! Just then, there’s a knock on the car door. It’s the train ticket taker or whatever checking out what is going on b/c the guys sitting near the door reported a fight in their car. “Do I need to notify the police?” There’s always one nosy fucker that wants to ruin it for everybody. Shut up train ticket taker! Kellerman basically tells them all to mind their own damn business and closes the door, lol. He walks back over to Party of Three over there and says “Just so we’re all clear, if she tries that again.” but he doesn’t get to finish that sentence b/c Mike does it for him: “You’ll do what?” he asks looking like he’s ready to kick some ass. AHAHAHAHAHA! Linc says, “Just stay on the other side of the car.” AHAHAHAHA! I love it. Imaginary line Paul! Don’t cross it! Sara gets up to leave and says “It wasn’t personal Paul,” laced with disgust. Oh Sara, Am I in love with you too? Paul laughs. I’m laughing too but not WITH you Paul!

Bellick is walking out of jail to the parking lot and the vehicle Mahone left there for him complete with gun, badge and file on Haywire. Bellick is gonna fuck somebody up.

Back at the T-bag residence their guest is leaving and just loves her some T-bag. She loves him so much she suggests they host the weekly book club there this week. When she leaves T-bag looks exhausted. This shit is not gonna work. He tells everyone to pack their bags; They’re moving. Next we see them driving down the street with T-bag’s crazy ass looking happy and using hand signals with his bad hand, lol. He is so crazy.

Meanwhile C-Note and Dee Dee are in a diner and Dee Dee isn’t eating. She doesn’t feel well. Cut to the bathroom, looks like the kid had to throw up. Poor baby! C-Note is going to get her out of there but just as he goes for the door, a hopped up robber pulls a gun to stick the place up.

Sara has locked herself away in the bathroom. Michael knocks on the door but she wants to be alone. The brothers are plotting now wondering when they can dump Kellerman and if what they find will clear them. Kellerman excuses himself to call the President. He wants to know exactly how she’s going to make things right. She offers him Chief of Staff and he says he’ll meet her in Chicago.

The hopped up robber is collecting money but thinks C-Note looks a little short. C-Note explains that is all he has. The junkie robber turns to the woman behind the counter and a man tries to sneak up behind him to take him out but instead takes a pistol whipping to the face. C-Note sees the robber is freaked and tries to help the robbery along but suggesting the woman behind the counter lock the door put up the closed sign and everyone move to the other side of the room. C-Note is trying to get out of there.

Mike goes to check on Sara again but this time she tells him to come in, he does and closes the door behind him. Here it comes. She’s talking about what a mess her life is…Girl please. Look who you’re sitting in a car with! Michael says faith keeps him going. She says 2 things are keeping her going, she wants to find the people who killed her Dad and in so many words, her love for him. He grabs her face and kisses her. He smooths her hair and kisses her some more. He pulls back and gives her the “Is this OK?” mixed with the “I want you” look as she holds his face gently. She smiles, yeah I’d smile too you lucky fucking bitch. She grabs his face with both hands now still gently, and they kiss again. They pull back again and she gives him the “oh yeah” look and he backs her up against the mirror. She reaches both arms around his neck tightly, they’re getting into it now. This is getting hot. The train jerks and there’s the interruption! I knew it! GOD DAMMIT! It was just getting really good! Michael and Sara flee from the bathroom to find out what’s going on. Up ahead there’s a road block on the tracks with 4 police cars and cops with rifles. Oh shit!

They try to get to the front car. but it’s locked. Linc goes outside the train, crawls up the ladder, runs across the top of the train to get into the car with the conductor. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LINC! He pulls a gun on him and unlocks the door from the inside so that Mike, Sara and Kellerman can come in. Linc commands him to ram the barracade. That’s what I’m talkin about! AHAHAHAHA! Awesome.

Bellick is rehearsing his new Federal title in the car before he gets out to go lean on the teenage girl who is newly emancipated, lol. He tells her that her story is a load of crap and threatens her. She caves and tells Bellick where Haywire’s raft is. Bellick tells Mahone and Mahone is on the way.

On the train, they are trying to figure out what to do since cops will undoubtedly be waiting at the next train station. Linc suggests they jump. Michael tells him he’s right.

Back at the diner the robbery is almost over except the robber wants everyone in the storage room until the cops arrive. C-Note admits to being on the run and pleads for the robber to let him take his sick daughter and go as he is her only means of support but before he can leave, junkie robber grabs the girl he’s had his eye on (the one that was behind he counter). C-Note knows he’s gonna rape her and he can’t live with himself. He has Dee Dee waiting by the door and he goes back in to try and talk him out of it. The robber is insistant and C-Note has had just about enough of this and kicks the guys ass and breaks his arm in a VERY painful looking way. OUCH! GO C-NOTE! He’s ready to leave now but the cops are pulling up. OH NO! The cops are in the diner now. They ask who took the robber out and the guy who got pistol whipped earlier takes responsibility while C-Note is nowhere to be found…That’s b/c the woman he just saved is letting him and Dee Dee out the back. He thanks her. I’m crying.

Meanwhile Bellick found Haywire and yells for him not to move, lol. Of course he runs but not before he tells the dog to. Oh yeah that’s really what you should be worried about you nut.

The conductor is radioing in to the police that the cons are jumping from the train and gives them the exact location. DAMMIT! The cops are in hot pursuit complete with dogs and guns and a helicopter. Everybody is running like hell, but they’re too close, OH NO! They have them surrounded. Don’t shoot, someone yells…Hey that’s not them! Flashback time! Linc and the boys dressed up some passengers, threw them off the train and told them to run or they’d kill them, AHAHAHAHAH! Granted, this does not explain why they KEPT running once out of immediate danger but you know what? I don’t care. BRILLIANT! Meanwhile, the party has made it safely to the next stop and off of the train before the cops who have finally figured out they’ve been duped try and get on to search the car. HEE HEE!

Bellick is chasing Haywire and poor Haywire has nowhere to go but up so he climbs up some water tower or something. Bellick calls Mahone to let him know that he has him trapped and Mahone is almost there.

Linc, Mike, Kellerman and Sara are in a parking lot somewhere trying car doors so they can steal a car. Mike walks by chewing gum. LOOK AT THE MOVEMENT OF THAT JAW. RED ALERT! WENT IS CHEWING GUM AND IT IS OH SO VERY SEXY. *swoon* Kellerman gets another call from the President and this is his chance to ask her how the hell the police could be on their tail unless she tipped them off…And then he remembers, Kim has not let him talk to President since he met him…Hey, maybe this isn’t the President at all! She also keeps asking about Burrows and Scofield, What up with that? So he asks her where they spent his 35th birthday, she tries to get out of it and he tells her not to hang up. She insists she has to go and it’s some woman on the other end with a voice changer mechanism on the phone! AHAHAHAHA! Kellerman tells her not to hang up and then tells her to tell Kim he just screwed up big time. Kim looks worried. AHAHAHAH! I think Kellerman is permanently anti-govt now! Yes!

Mahone pulls up to a circus complete with police pulling up. Mahone can’t off him like this. He pulls his badge, gets on the ladder, takes one of those happy pills and goes on up. He tries to talk Haywire down but I think anyone watching is feeling what is coming. Haywire says he doesn’t want to go to prison, he just wants to go to Holland. Poor mentally disabled Haywire. I WILL CRY. PLEASE NO. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO ME! Mahone tells him he doesn’t have to go back to Prison but that he can’t go to Holland. He tells him there’s a way out. He’s talking him into suicide! Oh GOD no!

Flash to Kellerman and company and he is offering to go into the cigar club since he is the only one that is not a con. Turns out he wasn’t lying about the club being in Chicago afterall! Mike asks Sara if she wants to go for a walk. Awww

Flash back to Haywire and Mahone. There’s a way out he tells Haywire. Haywire is tired of running. He says he wants to go now and makes like he will jump. Mahone tells him he can. The tears are starting I can not take this. I can’t. Oh Lord no PLEASE! He looks to Mahone for direction, Mahone says it’s OK. Haywire climbs over the railing, I’m crying so hard now I can barely see, and he jumps. Haywire noooooooooo! *tears*

As he jumps, we’re back with Mike and Sara. Michael says “Oh Sara, about before, me too.” He said I love you too, but I can’t enjoy it b/c Haywire is still falling and then he hits with a thud that makes Mahone wince and Bellick look away. Now he’s laying at the bottom, blood coming out of his mouth, laying next to his picture of Holland that he was clutching as he fell. I’m bawling now. I’m wailing. This hurts man. This really hurts.


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32 responses to “Prison Break Chicago 2/5 Recap

  1. Sway

    Mahone should have given Haywire a Red Bull.

  2. Emily

    must have video of kiss!!!!!!!! i basically will never leave my bedroom now. i keep checking, itunes, and youtube but no one’s posted it yet….tears. question, though: does wentworth miller have any arm hair? not that I need him, it just seems like kind of a funny thing not to have. oh well, I still want to have his children. if he is gay, I don’t want to know about it. but he’s not. i mean, there’s no way i could read someone that wrong, right? I mean, right? anyways, VIDEO!!!

  3. Lily

    “On the train…Linc is asleep but even asleep, he’s looking like he’s gonna kill someone as usual…”

    ROFLMAO Holy shit, you kill me as usual, WFW.

  4. tia

    holy crap they were so gonna do it why oh why didn’t they do it damn it!!!!!!!!!

  5. Mama Bear

    Michael going all bat-outta-Hell crazy on Kellerman was so HOT, especially since Linc was helping to hold him down.

    We saw a sweeter side of Linc as he thanked Sarah for her efforts…if that man ever touched any part of my body, I would melt into a pool of hot butter. Oh yeah, and Linc looking like he can kill someone in his sleep…well, he can slay me any day…wait, he already has…IN.MY.DREAMS! *blushing*

    I would’ve done exactly what Sarah did to Kellerman, that smug, hot, sexy, confident, unrequited bastard.

    In a twisted way, I think it was very noble for Mahone to let Haywire escape the prospect of living the rest of his days behind stone walls. Mahone, you’re getting hotter and hotter every week.

    LOVE how C-Note saved the day and got a “Get-outta-jail-free” card for his efforts. Did I hear Marley’s “Redemption Song” playing in the background?

    Bellick rolling through his FBI titles just killed me…what a complete buffoon. If he wasn’t such a maniac, I could easily see him as a court jester. He’s definitely the show’s comic relief if not its token “retribution punching bag.”

    And finally, Michael and Sarah…wow. She’s in love with him and him with her…who couldn’t see THAT coming?! Loved the sweet kiss…see, he really does hold a woman’s face in his hands when he kisses!

    P.S. – Is it just me or are Kim’s lips just too red for a human male?

  6. Anonymous

    It is official now. I HATE SWC!

  7. Emily

    also: enjoy!!!!!!!

  8. Belgian

    This show has made me a whore. I want to be pushed around by two brothers, two FBI agents waving their guns, and a Puerto Rican ex-convict. At. the. same. time.

  9. buttercup

    emily..thanks for the link..i just watched. i love the smile on her face as she goes to kiss him the second you would. WOW.

    belgian..i hear ya.

  10. Krissie

    Ok, I didn’t watch that yet and you know I won’t be watching it for a while but this is how I see it:
    Thanks to WFW’s minute recapping (and allow me to stand up and give her a round of applause for it)I feel as if I am reading a book while the movie is being made.
    Well, until that movie hits theatres near me, I’ll just be doing me some reading! lol
    Thanks, WFW!


    WHAT A KISS !!!!! WOW !!! STUPID STUPID STUPID F**KING ROADBLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Wet For Went

    Oh and making Emily’s link clickable: The Kiss

  13. Wet For Went

    Sway, I should kick your ass for that. There is absolutely nothing funny about what happened to Haywire (although that comment was hilarious). I am in pain. I can not get over this. You know why last nights’ ep was so good? The surrounding storyline kept my attention every bit as much as Went did and that only happens every once in a…OK I’m not sure that has ever happened before. I’m usually all “Where’s Went?” when he’s not on screen but everyone just nailed it last night. Went was great (from the Kellerman strangulation to the “You’ll do what?” to the kiss to the Me too, he was on it) and he looked fucking gorgeous. They got the lighting right finally, well it was kind of shadowy in that bathroom but other than that…C-Note is my new love. He would not leave that woman to get raped and abducted and he kicked that guys ASS! I am feeling more and more sorry for Mahone. How long until he can be done with this? Bellick, a Fed, priceless. I love Sara as well as hate her now (with love). Kellerman was getting fucked up all episode, lol, and it was so awesome when he told the imposter Pres to tell Kim he just made a big mistake. Linc climbed on top of a moving train, A MOVING TRAIN and showed his softer side. And who knew that I would cry so much about that poor goof Haywire biting the dust? That is attributed to the actors. Mitchell and Fitchner played that scene well. So well in fact I was crying out “No no no!” and literally crying. He clutched the picture of Holland…I’m totally going to cry again. Well done all around! If they can keep up this kind of pace, they can easily go another season, no problem. I didn’t even watch 24 after b/c I couldn’t concentrate on anything else. I cried more than once (the woman let C-Note and Dee Dee go *tears*), I cackled, I said Holy Shit a few times, I squeeeeeed…What a fantastic episode. And then there were 5. R.I.P. Haywire. <== so sad, so very very sad *sigh* Now THIS is Prison Break!

  14. Sway

    I was just saying…if Mahone had given Haywire a Red Bull, he could have flown to Holland and lived happily ever after…may he finally rest in peace. *sniff*

  15. Anonymous

    LMFAO at your comments WFW!!! But to the main point- THE EPISODE WAS THE BEST EVER!!!! The kiss I have waited since… forever. It was a work of art.(Damn roadblock, I wonder what would have happened if they hadn’t been interrupted!!!!?? Sweet God… Dear Lord. My imagination is insane) And the hug and the smiles and everything…. tooo much. No wait, there’s never too much of Went’s hottness. I. LOVE. HIM. The only thing I’m gonna do for two weeks now is clicking play. To watch the kiss scene of course.

  16. Anonymous

    And oh, Went. ME TOO!!!!!!

  17. linds

    I have five words to sum up this episode:

    “Go Sara! It’s your Birthday!”

  18. Anonymous

    OMG!! WFW I Looooooooooove you!!


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *dies*

  20. shortstuff


    btw i would jus like to say wfw, u are fucking awesome. i have jus spent the last 4 days reading every post from start to finish cuz i only came accross it recently. i laffed my ass off many a time at 4 in the morning, much to the dismay of my sleeping siter.

    ANYWAYS, prison break.. that.kiss. was.HOT. i have been watching and rewatching that clip over and over again, cursing at SWC everytime for being such a lucky bitch. can u imagine how many takes they had to do for that scene? if i were her, i would keep messing up…”oh wentworth..i mean michael! dammit, lets start over.”

    anyhoo, i talk a lot. keep it up!

  21. Anonymous

    ok heres my two cents,last night’s episode was really good clearly the writers and producers were playing up to the MiSa fanatics,infact you could here them collectively squealing at once when the kiss started,now the kiss, sweet yes, sexy maybe,only because of Wentworth, passionate no,infact I felt more passion between them the first time they kissed,it seemed somewhat awkward and forced to me, not between Michael and Sara but between Wentworth and Sarah I feel like the two of them have become such good friends that being that intimate is somewhat uneasy for them and also I’m guessing this was shot sometime in late December early January so SWC probably made the annoucement to the cast and crew about her pregnancy so maybe WM was feeling a bit uneasy kissing her passionately because of that,and why was it shot so dark and why did the director let her arms block the money shot and why for the love of God did she let him get away with that me too crap just when I was starting to like her with the strangulation and all and she lets him get away with that crap oh hell to the no……….thats all LOL

  22. shortstuff

    i kind of see what u mean about the infirmiry kiss being more passionate… it did seem a little bit akward at first, then when they really got into it, her arms covered the shot..WTF? but frankly i dont care..when i see MiSa kiss i imagine its me 😛

  23. In Kwerty's Humble Opinion

    I loved the kissing…of course …….but i agree..what was with her arms being in the way or them moving to an angle that you couldnt see their lips..very annoying… I need to SEE mouth action!

    totally didnt see Sara strangling Kellerman coming that was completly awesome!

    WFW you are SERIOUS!!!
    I am new to the site and it has quickly become one of my favorite top 3!! Thanks for all you do!!

  24. Wet For Went

    anon 5:33, I agree, the kiss wasn’t all it could have been. As a new MiSa fan (since last night) I have not been waiting for the kiss for a long time. Actually what I was waiting for was any opportunity for Went to take his clothes off. I was hoping I’d at least get to see some sweater removing action but alas, it was not to be. Don’t be too hard on Mike for the “Me too,” considering Sara did not come out and say I love you either. She said the WORD love but she didn’t say it. They’re even and the kiss meant more than those words could express anyway. I think people may have liked the first kiss better b/c it was desperate. He thought he’d never see her again. This one was sweeter b/c she just declared her love for him I would guess and afterall, she rejected him once and left him; He can’t just pin her down and take it. Michael is a gentleman…I’m hoping Wentworth is not. Come on 3/9!

    awww anon 4:25, shortstuff and kwerty thanks for the love!

  25. shortstuff

    yes i agree with what ure sayiing about the kiss(es).. and went taking his clothes off would DEF have been icing on the cake, but noooo they jus couldnt indulge us wenty fans…. i have a sneaking supicion they were jus lazy to put the tattoo on again. bastards.

  26. emily

    i think that’s exactly why he had that nice big sweater on. that damn tattoo. if they paid him enough, maybe he’d just get it done for real and we could finnally see the shirtless scenes we deserve every week. ummm does anyone know if we’re going to have to wait another year to see the next kiss? because that might be more than i can handle. i mean, they’re together in the next episode, so they’re going to have to give us something, right? i mean, SOMETHING. wentworth said in an interview that he keeps getting phone calls from inmates in prisons across the country and I would really like to know how they’re getting his phone number. how do prisoners get his phone number when we can’t?

  27. mink

    Usual hilarious and enjoyable recap, WFW. In fact, re. stuff like the T-Bag zzzzz….., I enjoy reading your recap more than the actual scenes on the show.

    Just one bit of pedantic-ness, when they got off the train, they were only at the ‘next station’ – they hadn’t made it to Chicago yet; that’s why they had to steal a car.

    But I mostly have to comment on this:


    Fuck, yes!!! WTF is up with that? Christ, that’s hot! I remember seeing a ‘behind the scenes’ out take of the filming of the Pilot, and there was a shot of Went preparing to film the scene when he is in the court house jail cell (one of the v. first scenes of all), and he wasn’t filming, he was waiting – with his hands on his hips and chewing gum (this was off screen and this boy says he’s not sexy IRL? WT*&%###@$*#~&??? Crap!!!) – And I remember thinking…That is one of the hottest things I have ever seen in my life! The movement of that jaw! Is there anything this boy does which is not hot? Someone just kill me now! Honestly, it would be the kindest thing…

  28. Wet For Went

    I think we can all just forget the tat this season. It’s over for the tat, may it R.I.P and mink, my one true love, you’re right! They were NOT in Chicago. I am an idiot. I should have you proofread these things. I forgot to mention T-bag’s exasperated sigh before he told the fam they were moving was fucking hilarious. I love Robert! And seriously, I have never seen gum chewing ever look like that before mink, not ever and that freaking smirk at Kellerman in the car was…Bodyguard Went. You need one. I am very tempted to tackle you…

  29. Gina

    LOVING. YOUR. BLOG. As always. Specially your recaps and fake recaps are awesome!! I always come by to have a laugh AND my wentworth fix.

    Oh, just one thing… at the end, it is Haywire, not Mahone who’s falling lol

  30. Anonymous

    After a week of anticipation I finally saw this week’s PB and boy, did it live up to its hype!
    Great episode, great recap wfw.

    After reading the red alert of WM chewing gum, I had to go back and rewatch that part (I can’t believe I flippin’ missed it the first time ’round!)

    never before have I wished to be so many things during a PB episode:
    1. Sara: no explanation needed.
    2. the chewing gum: work it tongue!
    3. the little piece of cord Sara uses to kill Kellerman with: Kellerman has got one sexy stubble going on. Yum.
    4. the beanie on Michael’s head: I’d keep him warm for sure 😉
    5. dare I say it…the green padded vest Michael’s wearing in the end! When a woman sacrifices her fashion sense for a man, you know it’s true love.
    You here that Wentworth?!?

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