Like ice in a Frappuccino, these are the Days of our Wentworth…
Went goes to Starbucks
[Went enters Starbucks and the female cashiers and the gay guy immediately fight for the right to serve him. The gay guy wins.]
Gay Guy: Hello Mr. Miller. How may I help you?
Went: I’d like a MochaFrappuLaxative please.
GG: Sure. Would you like fries with that? *laughs*
Went: *laughs too* No that’s it.
Starbucks Girl: Can I make that with you? I mean for you?
Went: Thank you.
[SG makes the FrappuCrappo and stares at Went with dreamy eyes. She spills it all over the place.]
SG: I’m so sorry!
Went: It’s fine.
GG: Here, let me do it.
[GG makes the drink and hands it to Went.]
Went: Thanks very much! *starts sipping happily and walks out*
*Goodbye quiet day*
Went: Did you guys get that? *I wonder how long it will take these to hit the internet.*
*I wonder what WFW is doing right now. Did she get the pic? I must have missed Nic. I could have sworn I read yesterday that she would be here.*
*Wait til they see that I ironed this shirt*