Oh Went, it seems you just won’t give us any new quotes so guess what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna dissect your old ones in a little segment I like to call, I call bullshit. Today we will be discussing this lovely statement:
Really Went? Let’s do a comparison shall we?
Here we have baby Went…Baby Went in very bad clothes, but how many people look back at old photos and think they look fly? Not many. He’s doing the sexy lounge move, one leg over the side of the chair, one hand on the thigh, eyes to the camera. He looks sort of naughty, almost like “Try me.” I may have tried him…Maybe…But fast forward to this:
Blue Motherfucking Steel, bitches. Now, Blue Steel probably didn’t exist back then so already this picture has an unfair advantage…that and he has on really good clothes this time. Went, fitting jeans should always be on your body only to be removed for the occasional tux and the fan favorite, nothing at all. Aside from the clothes though, we have the updated pose, one leg Indian style showing that foot (*drooling* Oh how I love the foot), one leg draped across the chair but look how WIDE his legs are here…*passes out*
10 minutes later: Where was I? Yes, Now this Went is saying, “Bring your ass over here.” *running over to climb on*
What the hell does all this have to do with the quote? Sorry, I lost my train of thought. I believe he was expressing how he has looked the same for the past decade or more. Hmmm.
Sorry Went, but I call bullshit!
Tune in next time I call bullshit on something Went has said in the past because he won’t say anything new and I’M FUCKING BORED AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO!