In two weeks time, on the 11 month anniversary of this very blog, Went is going to be on The Ellen Degeneres Show once again and that’s great and all but…There aren’t any tickets left. *cue awwwwwws* I know what you’re thinking, WFW, WTF? I thought you said you were done with trying to meet him! He didn’t show up! TWICE! He broke your heart…Yeah well I’m over it and apparently, on the hunt again, Who knew? Obviously, I want on that show. Do I think I’m going to get there? Probably not but dammit, no one will say I didn’t try. Now here’s what you can do, if you love me, to help me out: Use this form to “suggest” that Ellen have me at the show taping on 9/13/07 (If you are not in the US, put a zero in the city field, a zero in the zip code field, pick Maryland for the state and put all zeroes for the phone number (000)000-0000). If the first form doesn’t work, try this one, try leaving a comment on this post or ***email your letter!*** WARNING: any real info (like your real name) that you put in a comment on the “A message from Ellen: Want to be on my show?” blog post will be displayed on Ellen’s website. Tell her why you love Went, tell her why you like this blog, tell her why I should get to go to the show, tell her you hate my fucking guts and wish I would die. Tell her something and maybe the producers will notice and get me there. It’s a long shot I know, but I’ve done a little bit of something on my own: I sent in a video. Ahahhahahahaha, you didn’t really think I’d post a video of myself on the blog did you? That’s just the audio; I’m ANONYMOUS (although I’d risk being outed for Went)! So go forth and send in your forms, every day, several times a day, hell send the shit in…not-English for all I care just help me try and get to that show!
Oh and Went, if you have any pull at all with this, get off your ass and do something; You know you want me…
Thank you all for your cooperation. You may now return to your regularly scheduled wetness.
P.S. I sent a video to Oprah too, lol.
UPDATE: I have obtained the email address of someone who may be able to help and I sent them a letter also. You can find it below. Some info has been removed for obvious reasons.
May I call you *****? OK good. I run a blog dedicated to Wentworth Miller called…You know, maybe showing you the video would be better. I have also mailed this in so it should be there any day now.
Well just for the sake of having some text in this email, The site is called Wet For Went (I know, I know, it seemed like a good idea at the time) and I’ve been running it for close to 11 months (Guess when the 11 month anniversary is? 9/13/07! It’s Fate!). It started out a hobby and has now become a full time job with no pay, but I do it for the love. I’m writing you because I heard (don’t ask where cuz I won’t tell you!) that Went is going to be taping a show in two weeks. Of course I’ve tried going through the proper channels but there are no tickets to be had and guess what would be even better than tickets and you wouldn’t even have to find a seat for me? HAVE ME ON THE SHOW! I know, you must get these requests all the time, but bear with me.
I love Wentworth Miller. No really, I do. I am only slightly crazy and I’ll be sweet as pie (check the vid). I’ve tried meeting him twice before. Once in L.A. in March at the Paley festival and once in NYC in May at the Upfronts. Now while I still had a great time meeting people from the blog that I had never met before and partying, I never really got to do what I set out to do and that is to meet Went. That’s where The Ellen Degeneres show comes in! Small town girl from Baltimore, MD USA starts a blog, has adventures and then goes on Ellen and meets Went. I think it sounds like a fantastic story and you can help make it come true!
The best part is, he already knows who I am, we just always seem to miss each other. The signed photo he sent me after Paley is legendary. It is the most personal message written to a fan to date…Not that I think we’re going to go off and get married now, well, unless he asks. Also, the phrase “wet for Went” was used in the recent German GQ Style article featuring Went that came out just today. It was a complete surprise and I was floored! Many of the readers of my blog are even Ellen fans! We have become an actual global community, sharing personal details of our lives and forging strong lasting friendships. Most of my readers don’t even know what I look like so there’s always that angle too; It’ll be like an unveiling! I love what I do and I love who I do it for; It would make me so happy to meet him.
I am submitting five of my cleaner posts below for your viewing pleasure (although the dirty ones are fun too, I do understand it’s daytime TV) and a slideshow I made last year at Christmas called The 12 Days of Wentmas. Yes, that’s me singing. Yes, I’m drunk.
Although I’m asking a lot with the whole on-air thing, I would just settle for tickets 🙂 Here’s my info and thanks for listening: