Wentworth Miller sends me an IM

UPDATE: Now Anon Friendly!

[10:14] meeboguest: shocking to see this, no matter the humor behind it, disappointed, very disappointed.
[10:15] WFW: say what?
[10:17] WFW: just a joke
[10:17] WFW: lighten up!
[10:17] WFW: lol
[10:18] meeboguest: no..hurtful, gone too far.
[10:20] WFW: *sigh*
[10:20] WFW: Well I didn’t mean it that way…
[10:21] meeboguest: rethink it, its in poor taste
[10:21] meeboguest: its a gun target
[10:22] WFW: Oh for fuck’s sake it’s a JOKE!
[10:23] meeboguest: ok..go with that if you feel that strongly about it.
[10:23] WFW: You know what? I’ve had it with everyone taking things seriously they shouldn’t and making me feel bad. It’s really starting to get to me.
[10:23] meeboguest: have a good day
[10:23] WFW: It’s not that I feel strongly about it it’s just…
[10:23] WFW: oh nevermind
[10:24] meeboguest: imagine how he feels..wait you can’t..maybe that is why its so easy to put a gun target on another human being
[10:25] WFW: Is this about guns?
[10:25] meeboguest: its over the line, way over the line, this is no longer fangirl bs
[10:25] WFW: b/c I looked for the cross out sign thingy and just couldn’t fine one
[10:25] WFW: find rather
[10:26] meeboguest: this is about a human not having a target on his face for entertainment
[10:27] Meebo Message: meeboguest has left your page

Let this be a lesson to us all about what happens when people have no sense of humor. Went, I love you but, chill the fuck out…or was that you Luke? Hmmmm

UPDATE: I thought about it Anon and you know what? You’re right. Guns are bad. So I decided to look for some other symbols that may be more appropriate.

Oh fuck! Still guns…Now THAT was too far. I apologize. What about this one?

Knives…Still bad. Let me try again.

How the hell did THAT get in there?

What does this one even mean? And finally, for the sake of

I changed the original post from this:

To This:

Democracy wins again. God bless America.

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70 responses to “Wentworth Miller sends me an IM

  1. Someone needs a shot of sense of humour! Is there a doctor in the house?!

  2. Anonymous

    it’s just not funny. it also makes you look desperate, like he’s your ex boyfriend and you’re frustrated cause he left you…
    target on someone’s face is not funny, and i think that you know it.

  3. miller_thriller

    Some people need to chill the fuck out.

    If you don’t want to laugh and read some humour, dont come to this blog. Its that simple. Nobody asked you to come here hating.

    Go WFW!

  4. OK, point taken. Went, Luke, mysterious anon, so you didn’t get the funny. I’m sorry someone pissed in your Cheerios.

    It sure does sound like something Went would say though, doesn’t it? The use of the words “disappointed,” “rethink,” “shocking,” “hurtful,” “way over the line” in short, clipped (Bberry) phrases and the way this statement was snidely delivered:

    ” imagine how he feels..wait you can’t..maybe that is why its so easy to put a gun target on another human being”

    Hmmm…very interesting indeed.

    But what stands out to me the most in the whole transcription is this one telling line:

    “this is no longer fangirl bs”

    FANGIRL BS?! Is this how Went really feels about his fandom? Could it be that he really is just like all the other asshole actors out there who “love” their fans during season, yet laugh at them unkindly behind closed doors or through anonymous IMs, as the case may be?

    Yes, I’m playing devil’s advocate because I really want to know. Forget all the speculation about Luke and Went. In my mind, the compelling mystery is:

    Does Went appreciate his fans and if so, will he do anything to show it?

  5. Could the doctor bring two shots? Thanks!

    Dear Anon 3:08pm!
    Do you know what does WWW stand for? WORLD WIDE WEB. And it’s HUGE. So why don’t you just google off to the site that IS funny to you? Cuz that would be just swell.
    Thanks and good riddance to you!

  6. WFW

    Ahahahahaaha mb, now everyone will think it’s really Went! Personally, I think it was The Boogey Man, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy on the grassy knoll. That fangirl bs line was low though…

    Oh and he does love us! Remember the Blue Steel comment in Korea?

    *channeling Michael Jackson* Do you remember, ah, when we fell in love we were young and innocent then…*cries*

  7. Rosi

    We all know its just a joke,we are here everyday and we get it as a joke.Meeboguest,whoever you are here is all about loving and having fun,its not about hating and OMG killing…ITS ONLY A JOKEEEEEEEE !

  8. Mink

    I refuse to even consider the possiblity that Went is so lacking in the SoH department as to be bothered by that post.

    ‘Cos if he is, I’ve just wasted 18 months of my life supporting a total asshole, I have no ability to judge character, and frankly I might as well just end it all now.

    And the person who did post this stuff? Where do you get off trying to tell WFW what to post on her own blog?

    Back the fuck off!

    If you have a problem with something, there’s open and wonderfully uncensored commenting, so you can make your POV known there (and then people can respond back to you with theirs). Just stop being all ‘cloak and dagger’ about it.

    I think you do make a fair point, MB re. whether or not Went appreciates his fandom. He’s never given us much idea, but I don’t think we have any real reason to suspect that he’s “laughing behind closed doors” or the like. It bothers me too that he hasn’t been more openly appreciative (a simple “I really appreciate all the fan support over the past couple of years” in an interview would suffice), but is the man we think we know from all his interviews and appearances really the kind of person who would do the things you suggest? I think if we believe that, we might as well give up supporting him.

    FWIW, I do think the fangirl support makes him uncomfortable, but I don’t think that’s for ‘nasty’ reasons. I think he’s naturally shy about so much adulation, possibly uncomfortable with being seen as a sex symbol for various reasons, and these things make him reluctant to accept and comment on the adoration.

  9. Mink said:

    “It bothers me too that he hasn’t been more openly appreciative (a simple “I really appreciate all the fan support over the past couple of years” in an interview would suffice), but is the man we think we know from all his interviews and appearances really the kind of person who would do the things you suggest? I think if we believe that, we might as well give up supporting him.”

    Well, the man was called “Stinky” for a reason.

  10. Luci

    WFW stirring up controversy wherever she go’s!

  11. WFW said:

    “Personally, I think it was The Boogey Man, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy on the grassy knoll.”

    At least the Boogey Man cares enough to scare the shit out of kids, the Easter Bunny hides lovely little eggs, and even the Tooth Fairy leaves fucking dollars under pillows! Went, what are you going to do for your fans?

    *crossing arms and tapping toe*

  12. neri

    so apparently wfw is sniper now……..
    LMAO!!!

    people are so stupid….

    the “target” or whatever is on a really big, really pixeled image…..as far as i can tell this image could not hurt him unless someone printed out the picuter and paper cut him to death!

  13. B

    Bloody marvellous! *Grins*

  14. WFW

    Went sends out lovely signed photos. Wanna see mine again? It’s right here baby.

  15. neri

    awww soo cool….. *jealous*

  16. I got one too although mine was delivered with his standard-issued “Be Good!”

    What the fuck does that mean anyway?! If he wants to practice what he preaches, he’ll be good enough to do something for his fans.

  17. WFW

    *sticking fingers in ears* Wentworth Earl Miller III is fucking perfect and he loves us all! He reaches down from on high and touches us when his pen full of love releases itself all over his pictures. He can do no wrong. None.

    He sent me a picture and it was SPECIAL!

  18. Now you’re talking…letting us touch his PENis of love would be just the right gesture to show us that he appreciates his fans!

    WFW, you’re a genius! 😀

  19. ilurvemv

    Maybe it’s just one of those gun control nuts? Hey, maybe it was Rosie O’Donnell!

  20. WFW

    OK OK anon, seriously, is it just the gun thing? I will look for another symbol.

    This is the same thing that happened when I did a similar post about a certain blonde although that had no visual. I was threatening her life too. I am, apparently, a mass murderer that never murders. I am one talented bitch.

    You know what they say: You can please some of the people some of the time…and so on and so forth. That’s basically the gist.

    Oh and mb, Rock! Love! …! *sticks out tongue* Went does love me! HE DOES!

  21. Nice gesture of good faith, WFW.

    Now maybe unfunny, scolding anon*Went* can turn that frown upside down and match it with a shout out to his fans. I mean, c’mon now, what do we have to do? Start throwing our panties?

    *rolling down the grannies and warming up my arm*

  22. Juma

    “Wentworth Earl Miller III is fucking perfect and he loves us all! He reaches down from on high and touches us when his pen full of love” peen full of love!!?? oh wait, my mistake…*sigh*
    You know, sense of humor usually is a sign of inteligence. Does this means that some people have a brain the size of a pee?

  23. brit bird

    Free sense of humour with every 5 purchases from starbucks

    Haahahaha GIRL POWER

    This is what I was talking about in the Luke comment section…**shakes head** some people are too predictable

  24. Erika

    If I should speak my mind & tell all those humorless posters whos only purpose in life is to lurke on this blog and only comment once they feel they have an “I gotcha” moment (who’s the pathatic one now?), then the post about Luke will seem like a sonnet written by Shakespear. So for the sake of not having my IP traced by the authorities and get locked up for some real sick words, I’ll refrain from sharing my true feelings about all those anons and meebogeusts. Besides, the real veteran commenters like MT, MB and Mink already covered your back ,WFW. All that I will add is: Those just-popping-in-to-hate commenters need to learn how to differentiate between what is fantasy (this blog) and reality(our lifes with our family and friend offline) because clearly they dont know… So WFW, you go ahead and keep posting about love, sex, hate or whatever you want cuz you know the majority of your readers have nothing but love for ya babe. And for those of you who dont… I know what you are thinking. Yeah fuck you too! Okay now that I got that off my chest, I can go back to being the good girl that my parents know.

  25. Linds

    Damn y’all – miss a day and miss a LOT! Boo to chastisement. HoorAY WFW and Went!!!

  26. Van

    I’m just saying that none of this is worth it.
    I mean the argument and all.
    The person that said those things has nothing more important to do in her/his life then come here and say shity shits!
    WFW don’t give importance to this matter and focus on WFW.com because we love you and understand and share your sense of humor.
    At this point you can be sure that you have a army that stands up for you no matter what!

    Yes yes you trained us well….well indeed! 😀

    If you girls continue to pay attention to that pain-in-the-ass-mother-fucker-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-his-life you are just giving him what he wants.

    R.E.S.P.E.C.T. and Peace!
    *special hug for WFW*

  27. LAgurl

    Um…. isn’t this all a joke? Why is the humor less people even here? Jeez, get a life. I LOVE this blog, WFW! Go WFW!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Saffy

    So meeboguest can put the apostrophe in the word ‘can’t’ as he/she types, but can’t differentiate between ‘its’ and ‘it’s’, not once but repeatedly? It comes down to basic English – ‘it’s’ being a contraction of ‘it is’ and ‘its’ being a possessive pronoun. That ain’t Went (oops, no such word). As an English grad, he’d surely rather die than type the most common mistake in English other than that other notoriously common mistake of confusing ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ Oh my God, I’m starting to feel dizzy with all these apostrophes! So yeah…tune in tomorrow for the next lesson in contractions…

  29. Twinkie76

    Good Point Saffy!

  30. niknak

    OMG! I really hope this wasn’t something that would have come from Went. If he wants to get all up in arms about people targeting Luke, then he needs to “come out” and say it!

    ANYONE who takes ANYTHING they read on the net so seriously should have the stick pulled out of their ass and a SoH implant. I hate to think that the world is so stodgy that people can’t even take a joke anymore.

    Fuck meeboguest! They can go suck it!

  31. Good humor, WfW. I’m just worried that people think it really came from Went. Saffy, you’re right about the ‘grammar’ point (noticed that one, too, quickly).

  32. Katrin

    Oh geez, that’s unbelievable this huge evidence of incapacity. That has nothing to do with humor and it’s really over the line. And yeah – I am so humorless, I know – but that has nothing to do with humor. It’s about politeness and respect in a medium like the internet where you have the possibilty to publish things like that anonymous.
    You know people are reading your blog (including me for today) and you should take a little bit more responsibitly for it. No matter who wrote the “chat messages” but I totally agree with this person.

    Yeah I don’t have to the read the blog but thanks to google.alerts that I am here. Seriously, that won’t happen again.

    I mean the NS – propaganda started with pictures and posters – so things like that can have far-reaching consequences. Provocative analogy, I know.

    You don’t have to bashing me, it’s just my opinion.

  33. KELLEYMARY

    ERIKA said:… “So WFW, you go ahead and keep posting about love, sex, hate or whatever you want cuz you know the majority of your readers have nothing but love for ya babe. And for those of you who dont… I know what you are thinking. Yeah fuck you too!”

    I agree 100%!

    TOTAL SUPPORT for WFW!!!

    “Meeboguest”is a right twit and has NOTHING interesting to say.
    Forget him (or her).

  34. Katjus

    Oh *sigh*…!
    I dont know what this makes me but i can see both sides points on this one.
    I can guess that to a “untrained eye” this blog can sometimes seem way out there and wildly insane but guess what one time lurkers and such, thats what most fansites/blogs always look to the outsiders!
    However, us the regulars and everyday users, we KNOW what the Mistress means by all this, we also KNOW she´d never ever in million years say anything truly shitty or insulting about Wentworth Miller, his family or “friends” in a mean and purpousfully hurtful way. She might be disappointed at times and lash out with few not-so-kind words but she is quick to take them back later when the love comes crashing back and one should always, ALWAYS check for a tongue in her cheek…! 😉
    I think people should spend time getting to know this blog before they jump to conclusions and declare all this insulting and awful. You guys just dont know enough of this blog to say that. And hey, give me your email addresses and i´ll link you up to a ton of deliberatelly insulting and morally wrong sites, blogs and such that are all over the internet. And believe you me, this blog will never be on that list!
    Peace! And Mistress, you know i´m on your side of the barricades, right!? 😉

  35. Anonymous

    “meeboguest: no..hurtful, gone too far.”

    Dear Meeboguest,

    WHO has gone TOO FAR with LIES to his fangirls???

    He Who Sows the Wind, Reaps the Storm!

    If you know Went, tell him to show BACKBONE and tell the truth.

    Or don’t be surprised if Luke is the scapegoat on whom we vent our anger…

    *clearing throat* I'm WFW and I do NOT approve this message. [sing-songy voice] We're taking things too seriously again [/voice]

  36. Adilel

    I love reading these blogs. Hilarious and nice to have such a hot man in common with so many others with great taste!

  37. Hello, Adilel! You are sooo right. I visit this wacky, delightful blog site first before I start work, then at lunch, and the last before I leave for home. (Sometimes, during office hours, if I have difficulty getting rid of Wentlust and work-related depression.)

  38. Angie

    First of all Went is neither your (Wet!) nor Luke’, because Went is mine!:). Didn’t you know that?

  39. Van

    AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
    Belissima once again.
    That is the most original idea ever WFW, Yay!
    I like what you did with this post, I LOVED IT AND YOU ROCK!

  40. See, Went? No smoking! & No Luke!

  41. neri

    LMFAO!!!!! WFW!!!!!

    loove recycle one!! My fav.! 🙂

  42. Bel

    *still shaking from the biggest fit of laughter in the history of wfws blog*

    Oh dear… Whahahahahaha… Sorry, lemme catch my breath… *giggle* ahum *breathes in to calm herself* So you think WFW actually put a target on Luke’s head? Like, for REAL? *stifled giggle* Sure, hon. You’re absolutely right. Not funny at all. *turns around and laughs in her handkerchief*

  43. Erika

    LMAO!!! 🙂 🙂 AAHAHAHAAHA!!! WFW, you’re killing me *oops sorry, wrong choice of words* you crack me up!

  44. Anonymous

    Hah!
    A famous comedian once said that comedian’s job is to find a line and… cross it. So I guess you tried to do that with a target… and that’s fine. But, a target on somebody’s face is not funny. It’s not even controversial. It’s dangerous and aggressive… And of course you’re allowed to think otherwise.
    However, I like what you just did. I even find it funny. 😉

    Greetings from Anonymous; greetings from Croatia.

  45. See, now I’m fucking embarrassed. I apologise in the name of the entire country.

  46. WFW

    Yay another Croatian friend! The target actually wasn’t meant the way you think it was. The gun however…*crazy look in eye* actually that wasn’t either, lol.

  47. brit bird

    Ahhhh has peace now been restored….

    WFW Please dont let the haters ruin your sense of humour, majority of the regulars think you have some funny shit….

  48. “Hah!
    A famous comedian once said that comedian’s job is to find a line and… cross it. So I guess you tried to do that with a target… and that’s fine. But, a target on somebody’s face is not funny. It’s not even controversial. It’s dangerous and aggressive… And of course you’re allowed to think otherwise.
    However, I like what you just did. I even find it funny. 😉

    Greetings from Anonymous; greetings from Croatia.”

    Wait, Went’s in Croatia?!?

    *snickering*

    Krissie apologizing on behalf of her country: PRICELESS!

    WFW trying out different symbols to replace on Luke’s face: BRILLIANT! LMFAO!

  49. Giulia

    ahahah WFW you are so damn funny! 🙂

  50. Pup

    I gotta love the world when I see WFW going Charlton Heston on Luke’s ass. 😀

    See, I have an idea that’s gonna calm things down with the P.C. freaks: I’ll do the dick-sticking thing to Luke, and he’ll forget about the Pretty. I’d do this because I think Luke is kinda hot (or do I think he’s hot only on those photos with Went? :D).

    After I do this, there’ll be no more need for lamp-post signs of any kind or P.C. people’s “don’t do anything some jerk is gonna find offensive”.

    And then there was peace in the world, WFW fucked Went, Pup fucked Luke, and when they wanted to do a foursome, they remembered that 3 is better than 4, so Luke had to go bye-bye.

  51. Martelka

    This signes on the pictures of Luke are great;))) So funny. This blog is amazing- always getting me in great mood. Thanx;)))))

  52. Crystal

    I don’t mean to stir anything up, but I really don’t understand the whole “Went should do something for his fans” attitude. Isn’t that what Prison Break is for? It all just seems to borderline on a sense of entitlement that really isn’t logical or fair especially considering how forthright his has been about valuing his privacy.

  53. sueli

    I think it goes either way depending on humor. If you have one that is or has appreciation for the particularly darker and twisted [the only kind to have, really *cheery, toothy smile* ] it isn’t a “problem.” If it is a problem, then, well, I don’t know what to say other than to ask what type of screening you do before clicking the link.

    I thought Miller mentioned his fanbase quite often in usually positive tones, but then I’m probably inferring more than what he actually says.

    *wondering how many were offeneded by my using Gary Larson’s “Targeted Bears” as Went/Luke avatar on another site*

    So…does the one above the original posted pick say “Give Luke a Chance” or “Free Love For All”?

  54. Fevah

    Mm-mm-mm…. *shaking head* Wetly, you own this. Never. Ever. Apologize. (Unless of course Went asks you too, in which case… do what you must to get a piece of the pretty. You have my unwavering support.)

    Lovin’ the ONE! a.k.a. Wetly

    ;o) Feve

  55. Adilel

    Hi ChatJemena,

    Could not agree with you more – great minda think alike so they say. Does that mean that he could possibly check these blogs too? 🙂

    WFW missed her calling. Great sense of humour and extremely witty! I see a career in showbiz for her!

  56. blip

    wahahahahahahahahhahaahaha!!

  57. Rosi

    PUPPYYYYY LMAO!I love you!

  58. shortstuff

    boo. i hate when pissy anons win.

    ps: im personally a fan of the swords. very pirates of the carribean-esque, and who doesnt love jack sparrow?

  59. Juma

    *having Luke all tied up under my arm* OK! Where is the recicle box, so I can throw this Luke in it?

  60. dedep

    “Wait, Went’s in Croatia?!?”

    Ahhhahahahhahah… you have me in stitches every time MB.

    WFW, I wasn’t thrilled when it sounded like you might give in and went off to look for another symbol, but you’ve managed to top yourself here. LOL. Absolutely brilliant updated post!!

    And to all you anons with time to spare reading a blog that you obviously can’t appreciate and enjoy, there are many many websites with genuinely bad stuff going on so please do the world a favour and go police those sites.

  61. AJ

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is all.

  62. WFW

    LOL, I really didn’t change it for the anon. The symbol that’s up now is the one I wanted to use all along; I just didn’t feel like looking for it at the time and used the first thing I saw. What can I say? I’m lazy.

    Oh and I love my Puppy dog! *giving pup a lick*

  63. WFW you are a true genius! LMAO!

  64. shortstuff

    good to know wfw.. i love when laziness wins 🙂

  65. Noelle

    This one will have to do. Its funny, but the first one hilarious.

  66. Anonymous

    It’ s obvious that so many of us want to carry on discussing the gay issue.
    We love Went and we want to know as much as possible what makes him tick since sex is an essential part of a person’s identity and it would be hypocrit to try to sweep it under the carpet….

    May I suggest the mistress of this blog to dedicate a thread to this discussion, beside other lighter subjects?

    Muchas gracias.

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