The copy machine outside my office door. His words sound like music when I don’t want to kick him for repeating himself.
A paperclip. He keeps me together when I want to fall apart.
A staple remover. We cum together to pull one out.
An ink stamp. He’s left his mark on me and he’s always getting all over my hands.
A document holder. He makes sure everything stays upright and I can see.
Scotch Tape. He sticks where I want him to and sometimes where I don’t…(ouch Went! WRONG HOLE)
A stapler. He injects me to keep me in place.
A mouse pad. He lays there and let’s me rub on him.
Is it 5:00 yet?