I. Just. Had. An. Orgasm. *panting and whispering* Thank you Wentworth…
My dear Wentworth:
I know, you could give a fuck about clothes. I know, you could give a fuck about fame. I know, you could give a fuck about paps. I know, you really just want to be left alone and all that but please, for the sake of all of your fans, male and female alike, be photographed, somewhere, at some time, wearing this outfit; I’m begging you. Look how hot you look…No, LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURE WENT! I demand! you wear this outfit to some event. You WILL do as I ask, or I will have to kick your hot perfect ass. Thank you.