Wentworth Miller
Most likely to star in your dreams
Best Dressed, Friendliest
Yearbook Committee, Kick-Boxing, Glee Club, Interpretive Dance
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Wet For Went 
I’m kinda bummed. Why can’t we have pics of Went on the cheerleading team like that boy who shall not be mentioned??
I would love to see pics of Went in an ill-fitting top, hoisting some men/women around! *snicker*
Can we say MANAZON?? 😉
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
You forgot singing in a school play.
Yeah.
…. and Scrabble club!
He looks so hot! I love the shirt with the two open butons… he has learned something from Dominic!
Where’s the pic from the synchronized swimming team? The one with a lot of skin and a small rubber cap on his head.
Omg RAZ. Rubber cap! LMAO
LMAO! Okay, exactly how bored were you when you thought up this post?
I particularly enjoyed “Interpretive Dance”, natch.
He’d be the type I’d drool over in high school. Once a hot P.O.A…always a P.O.A!
Go Ravens!!!
Mink, you do not want to know how bored I was, and am, right now. And Interpretive Dance is my favorite part too, ahahahahaah. I can just see him prancing around trying to express a feeling. That cracks my shit up.
LMAO!
And a choir boy! *drooling
I dunno guys, I kinda picture him as a band geek, myself. I could totally see him rockin’ the shit out of the “yazz flute!” Or perhaps marching band…. wearing one of those tall ass “Pope hats” that makes you look like you’re gonna fall over. Yeah…that’s hot.
Best dressed! That’s right WfW in your dreams. Mine he isn’t wearing anything only the brood!
Interpretive Dance…Bwahahahahahaha…Classic!
Why does he look so resigned. Sad. I dnt like him sad.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA
this is why I keep coming here. your humor. and Went. but mostly your humor.
yeah, his eyes are sad and his (sweetest) mouth not poutin’…Poor baby, what’d they do to you, sweety?!
uhhh where did this pic come from?!?!
His shirt brings out the color in his dreamy eyes…. *sigh*
He is SOOO the guy you got up in the morning to get all pretty and dressed up to go to school—hoping he’d notice your new outfit…*sigh*
btw, GO SOX!! :-p
sorry had to do that…lol
Would love to see pictures of him as a baby or little boy. And pictures of his parents and sisters. Anyone got some???
I hope you fellow Wenties can get this, there is a vote going on for ultimate hottest male over at Entertainment Weekly. Went is second just 1% behind Christian Bale. We can’t have they now can we. Vote at http://www.ew.com, I for one would definitely like to see him crowned in all sorts of ways. Mmmmmmmm.
I’m with AJ on the marching band front, however, if Went was a band geek, he would be playing the clarinet, thank you very much!
WFW, I think you forgot “Most likely to get head from the entire pep squad under the bleachers during half-time.”
What? You guys didn’t make the most of the 15 minutes during half-time???
ETA: He does look a bit sad, but I LOVE how completely un-shopped this pic is!!!
Nice one, WFW! Does “Interpretive Dance” mean “Crip Walking”? 😉
LMAO!!!! This pic of Went SOOOO looks like a yearbook photo!!!
If Went was in MY highschool looking this fine, he would’ve definately been voted “Prom King”!!! lol
*shakes head at WFW*
Wow you really WERE bored…
Well, enjoy my entries into the Where’s Went Photo Contest. Hope they bring you a laugh.
I think this picture is
“most likely to vomit”
He doesn’t look well, well as unwell as our royal hotness can look.
Hey fuck I got the same pic, but standing with beige pants in Who mag.
*running to dig it out*
It’s an old photo (2005?) belonging to a series in which our Went is not looking his best…
In the whole photoshoot, I only like number 12: he’s sitting on the floor, with some CROTCH exposure….
@Rose and KelleyMary,
I can’t believe you don’t think Went looks good in this pic? I think he looks HOT!!! Just look at those smoldering eyes!!! And those lips are so kissable!!! Yummy man!
@KelleyMary,
LMAO!!! I love CROTCH exposure!!!! lol
Where can I see the rest of the pics????? Thanks, honey!
These photos are SAD….
Went’s expression may look a little melancholy, but he’s still SEXY AS HELL!!!!
Oh I love it, I love him!
If I look at it long enough my eyes can pull his shirt down and maybe even undo a button or two or damn no more buttons. I have Wentvision.
Oh god why do I feel this way about a man I have never met. My heart aches at your fine mixture of beauty and hotness.
Wentworth please come to Melbourne this Christmas, I’ll show you around. Just leave the Robert Langdon Tweed jacket at home. It’s fucken Hot here!
Went is SMOKIN HOT!!! Bom chicka wow wow!!!
Here’s a recent picture of Went with his shirt off–tatoo included–oooh this boy is sweet!
http://www.prisonbreakbuff.com/2007/10/27/arthelius-magazine-cover/
Did I mention how I love how tight the shirt is over his right arm.
Oh fuck I’m melting more than wicked witch.
Heezus… if my college adviser looked like Miller (and as sweet and kind as reported), plus very attentive to me–Wow!!! I’d have graduated a cum laude [would hate to disappoint such a man!]. Graduating a suma is asking for too much–unless he promised to regularly + industriously bed me as an incentive. (Umm, that would probably make me knock off Einstein from his pedestal.)
I have to say this is one of my fav. pictures – I think he looks just fine. No grinning for the photographers or pulling his brow PB style or striking a pose in his modelling photos. He seems to look natural to me.
What about President of the ScrewMeInTheLibrary association?
Surely there WAS one when he was around then?
Is it just me or does it look like Went’s shirt needs a good iron when you look closely??
@Dani,
Yep, as always his shirt is wrinkled! That has become Went’s trademark!!! lol
I’ll iron it, by pressing myself all over him.
This poem goes under Went’s yearbook photo:
“There once was a boy named Wentworth,
He was quiet, shy and smart,
He grew up to be the hottest man on Earth,
And broke all the ladies’ hearts!”
Thanks for the poem, Cats’ Meow!
(Second stanza)
Swimming was his sport
And Scrabble was his game
He met a girl and fell in love
and KASSIE was her name. 🙂
Oooo…yesssss….
LOL!!! Good poem Kassie! I have another one coming up!
@Kassie,
Cute poem!!! Now don’t try to steal my man!!! lol
Kassie, I have another poem, but it won’t let me post more than one sentence, so I’ll try later!
My message in Went’s yearbook:
“Wenty you’re such a little “Stinky”,
You’ve got me wrapped around your pinky!
You do things to me like no other can,
In my eyes you’re one hot sexy hunk of a man!
So stop acting all calm, collected and cool,
And give me some hot lovin you damn fool!”
My message in the yearbook,
Went-
“To the hottest, coolest, sweetest, smartest, most adorable guy I’ve ever met. Sitting behind you in History class has been one of the great experiences of my life. I will always remember how I worshipped the back of your head, how I yearned to put my hands on your shoulders and kiss your neck…no wonder I failed History…
Forever…
Kassie
You all get straight A’s !!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done students!
haaaaaaa
Gawd I’d love to tutor his ass…….
after class …….
(more poetry)
At least he wasn’t wearing that…. that…. that green thing (shudder)
Bucket hats should be burned unless you actually like that particular look.
I would be proud to be his personal stylest with the added bonus of seeing him strip 😉
@Wentworth’s Wife,
I agree, that bucket hat should be burned! That thing is hideous and ridiculous looking. WTF is he thinking? The only humans who wear bucket hats are under 8 months old and over 80! Went’s stylest should be fired immediately. Now YOU can apply for the job! But only if you promise to get me a picture of him naked!!!