Check him out on the video and guess who else is on there? Amaury! SHOUT OUT TO AMAURY! Way to go baby!
Wentworth is an obvious choice, hell, he’s hotter than Lindsey Lohan’s Firecrotch. He’s hotter than feet in sweat socks. He’s hotter than a menopausal woman. While none of these analogies are hot, Went definitely is.
My question is this: Will he get more than a third of a page this year? HE MOTHERFUCKING BETTER!
*ahem* The issue hits news stands in a couple weeks. Oh and I WILL hunt you down if you fuck it up People, I’m not kidding…EW gets it. They even used *gasp* a pic from SEASON 3! In fact, I think you may need some pic suggestions, so here you go:
I named the above pic “FUCK” for a reason. Just, FUUUUUUUUUUCK …
The world could use a little Vamp Went. If you want to spice things up a bit, the above has my vote.
You can’t go wrong with Blue Motherfucking Steel Bitches. It has it all. Blue Steel, Open Crotch, Lovely Foot, Forearm, Chest Hair, Fingers. It just works on so many levels; It should be hanging in a museum.
A classic choice, “Tuck” is not for the faint of heart. I love the open shirt, the way the jeans bunch at the bottom and the way the buckle of the belt is begging you to unzip him. Oh yes belt buckle, I will obey.
Who gives a damn that the shirt is too tight, LOOK. AT. THAT. POSE. No explanation necessary.
And if one wants to truly be different, in a feat of impossible proportions, they could go Harry Potter on ’em and just put in MOVING pictures. I think the power of the Pretty could make this possible and I demand that someone actually try it.
Penetration…Do I need to explain its utter magnificence? Do I? No. No, I do not.
He just KEEPS TAKING IT OFF! Over and over and over and over and I think my eyes are crossing. *smacking self in the back of the head*
Was this post just a reason for gratuitous pic spam? You be the judge.
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try and take over the world!
This post is brought to you by, the residual effects of gin; May the force be in you.
Thanks for the heads up Aniela!