The Non-Went

We waited and we waited and we waited to see that tat again but instead we were greeted with the ill-fitting gray shirt of death. We begged and pleaded for skin, and we got it…Sort of.

Some of you may be wondering, who’s back was that?! that I wanted to lick if it wasn’t Went’s? I know I was! Now we know; That back belonged to Glen or as he will now be known: The Body.

Using my powers of deduction, I would have to say that is most certainly not Went’s ass and as such, I had questions and I wanted answers. Our Extra Groupie…Errr…Blog correspondent Neri was on the case and did a brief Wenterview with Non-Went (who managed to get some shots of himself in the tat with his camera phone).

1. How exactly does one get those kinds of muscles in their back?

i didn’t notice that i had such a great back since that episode aired…but working out i think did the trick though and nutrition. i try to work out 5-6 times a week but try to focus on every part of my body. i don’t get too many chances to stare at my back but from what i hear i don’t think i need to focus on it as much anymore lol.

2. Tell us all about Wentworth Miller. Everything. Tell us everything. Leave nothing out. We only care about His Royal Hotness and no one else…Well I’ve got love for Amaury but…Anyway, back to Went. Is he just wonderful?

most of the time when i am there it is because went isn’t there, but i have met him a couple of times and talked to him. in person he kinda reminds me of his character in PB. hes a little quiet and seems to be good at what he does. hes smart and dedicated. he seems to be a very genuine guy and pleasant to work with.

3. We all thought that you were Went since we haven’t seen his body in so very long. I just assumed he had been working out like his life depended on it. How does it feel to know I wanted to lick your back? Do you also know that you are now known as Glen “The Body?”

i like that name Glen “the body” but it may need a little touch up. something a little more catchy! lol…and licking my back is very flattering…i don’t think any sane guy would ever turn something like that down.

And there you have it people, the owner of the back we all wanted to hump is also apparently, a cool dude and a good sport. For the more in depth interview, go here and of course, be sure to visit Glen’s Myspace page and compliment him on his killer abs.

Disclaimer: This is not to say I wouldn’t still hump you Went; That offer will always and forever be on the table. Yes, that’s right, from now until the end of time. I didn’t forget about you baby, in fact, here’s my number again: 410…