That’s right, it’s back bitches and you thought it was dead!
is great very good wentworth is very very nice i love you
And he loves you back…
Damn! Why, oh, why did it have to be children?!
OK, only for Went, I guess I can spare some money for the little monsters.
Can we pick HIV/AIDS prevention next time? Children freak me out and I don’t like them.
But The Pretty is getting more and more perfect every day. How does he do it, never ceases to amaze me..
Children: The little monsters that freak us out who we don’t really like BUT who can’t take care of themselves. Give Today.
Oh and the general fund (which is where I believe the donations are going) will also be routed to HIV/AIDS prevention for children. For more on what UNICEF does, click here. Yeah I totally went all serious and charitable on your asses; I’ve got layers.
aaaaad DONATION made!!
There was no mention of shipping fee but when will I get my little Kid?
I can’t wait to show him/her to my friends!
If it’s a boy I’ll call him Went, if it’s a girl Went… I don’t care about child trauma, she’s gonna have to deal with it.
Your Went will arrive in 4-6 weeks. Enjoy!
WFW it’s really cool that you guys took the time out to contribute to this cause and it’s even better that Went took the time to send a message encouraging people to help.
I’m definitely in.
Yup. A lot of people worked hard on the project. Thanks for participating and Thank you Went for your blessing and participation.
- On FINALLY!
OMFG! I usually lurk here, but I gotta tell you WFW this is an act of sheer genius and it will go down in the Went History Book!
Flattery will get you in my favorites EVERY SINGLE TIME. *bowing* I try…
Well, it’s about fucking time, and it’s good to see that the meeting went just like we all hoped it would!
I waited so long, so nice for my patience to pay off. That man sure knows what he’s doing.
He made a good use of that index finger.
oh my god WFW, I LOVE YOU!!
Oh my god! I love you too!
OMG this is the best post ever!!
Then I guess it should go under Best Of! DONE! And thank you 😉
If staying away from your blog for so long makes you come up with shit this funny, then please take another month or two off! 😀
Don’t tempt me…
you used to be funny…..not anymore……that is just sad
Here lies WFW. She was funny once and now she’s not. She weeps.
You my love are sheer insane genious. That brain of yours needs its own fandom.
She has her own fandom.
Wait… Or is that just me?
*linking arms with Krissie*
Oh, it is soooo not just you, Kris, and I think we all know that. 🙂
Soiled Undies said:
Krissie: I started the fandom. Correction; I AM THE FUCKING FANDOM!
LOVE YOU LOVER!!! (FOR LIFE!)
I have a fandom! Fuck you, pay me.
raqs (aka puriTyranical) said:
*clutches pearls and averts eyes*
How DARE you!?!11!! You sully the very essence of my Lord and Master . . .
. . . by not having a Say-My-Name shot. Dayum girl! I demand a reshoot.
HA! You just might get one!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WENTWORTH IS BACK!
I am Wentworth Miller and I actually find this site amusing. And you all know that I would never talk the way the ‘imposter’ has spoken.
WFW keep it up!
How are you? How’s the family? How’s it hangin? I am so so happy you decided to show up and comment once again b/c you are my reason for living. You’re the love of my life. I’d love to know what you think about…stuff sometime. You are so completely awesome. Would you do something for me? Yeah, just like, role playing. *twisting hair nervously*
I just want you to say something for me, can you do that? What I want you to say is “On your knees…”
*whispering* Thank you.
Screw the Haters (literally).
And after we all get some, we can heal the world.
peen the world
make it a better place
and for me
and the entire human race
Sounds like F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. is an organization I need to join. Let us come together to peen the world with love. 🙂
I like the way you think Eshna. You shall be our Ambassador of Peen.
Hater of Haters:
I eat Haters for breakfast,
but I beat them first!
Need some salt and pepper? *passing it*
Horray for PSA’s!!!
This message has been brought to you by the letter “P” for “punch you in the fucking face if you don’t put down the haterade, and get on board the love train, bitches!”
Woohah! Gotchu all in check!
Start loving each other or AJ and I will punch you in the fucking face. Yeah, that’s how we do.
You know what worries me? It’s the delusional shit from people who believe he is reading what they are writing. That is the truly alarming stuff.
And then they get all up in arms about what other people say in case they hurt his feelings. Man, that’s just taking it all way too seriously.
What is it about Went that makes people so loonytoons?
I feel like there should be a new rule that before you get accepted to the fandom you have to place your hand on the bible and repeat 100 times…
“HE IS NEVER GOING TO FUCK ME. HE IS NEVER GOING TO FUCK ME…”
…until they fucking believe it.
Mink, I resent this. EVERYONE KNOWS that Went checks this blog, daily, and that we WILL fuck one day and no you can NOT tell me ANY different. NO ONE CAN! *arms crossed in defiance*
So Sad said:
So sad! ALMOST ALL sites about Wentworth are so boring now… people fighting, sites with the gay flag, sites with the straight flag and so on…
Thanx WFW for your dolls post (and for your blog), the only funny (and not boring) site TO ME.
I suspect that Wentworth is more funny than the majority of his fans!
I post b/c I care and you’re right; We shouldn’t fight. I honestly believe Went is not as “sensitive” as people believe and doesn’t need to be protected. Now, Peen the world everyone; I said PEEN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD GOD DAMMIT!
Thank you everyone for your comments. I always enjoy reading them.