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Lots of new people! Holy Shit!

Mallie said…
Bean Pole is LYING to you, it is not Went who wants the photos removed, it is Bean Pole! They just don’t have the guts and are hiding behind Wentworth Miller like the little girls they are! LMAO!They lied to the Korean fans about his arrival date and time too – it is obvious that they are very territorial over Wentworth especially for what they have paid for i.e. those photos. So, whilst Went is doing anything to do with PB, the company will guard all materials that come from that association with its life!But blame NOT on Wentworth, it is Bean Pole!

Like the little girls they are? That totally explains the ads they went with on their site which last time I checked, were no longer there…Odd.


shortstuff said…
ps: screw you, bean pole! *shaking fist heartily*
Nothing like a hearty fist shake to show people how pissed off you are. *joins in the fist shaking*


AJ said…
Dear Head Honchos at BPJ,
You’ve just made yourselves look even more ridiculous, as if the clothes you’re advertising hadn’t already gotten the job done. Congratufuckinglations, asshats.Sincerely,
AJ*gives the finger, and rolls out… cuz that’s how I do*

*fingering too* No wait…that wasn’t what I meant to do but since I mentioned it, how bout we show Bean Pole what a REAL ad looks like:

Bean Pole:0


Wentalivious said…
Maybe no one outside of Asia is supposed to know about the ads? I know celebs go over seas and rake in the cashola for quickie foreign commercials and advertisments, and hope no one over hear finds out so they can keep their “integrity” or something along those lines. Regardless, it ain’t worth the drama, so don’t stress it.Although this is very very sad and a little pathetic, I just thought of something: You were in contact with people who are in contact with Went. Went might have come to this site. Went may have read some of my comments.Oh my… *would be blushing (if a black girl could blush)*

If Went has been here I think he’d be the one blushing. I, would be laughing my ass off.


BB said…
Wenty if you are reading this I am now wearing the hugest scarf ever -turn you on? Thought so….
(I have to try just in case he is reading this)

AND said…
what the fuck?can you say bean pole has a pole up their asses?!i sure think so!

*sticks pole up own ass* Yes I realize very few people will get this joke but it was right there in front of me; I had to.

Vel got requests for Michael/T-bag and Michael/Mahone. The people have spoken.

silvia said…
Totally agree with the 2 comments above! xP
I’m not a slash fan but this one was pretty good!(WFW u’r my herO! LMAO this is a so-fantastic-that-i-came-here-everyday kind of site! i luv it – of course went has a lot to do with this love for the site, but your posts just kick ass!- LOL)cheers from portugal =P

So we’re all going to hell; Awesome! That’s where the party will be anyway and thank you so much!


sanjanjanja said…
Hey WFW, i’ve been coming for quite a while and secretly enjoying the pics and words of wisdom from the great Went guru. So, finally I’ve come up with a little homework for you and I’m really interested in what you and the other Wentlovers will say. I was thinking about movie roles for our dear Pretty, and wondering what he would say to an offer for an action movie. Beeing a sucker as I am for gorgeous men in black tie, I would’n mind seeing him as the next Bond, especially if we get to see him coming out of the ocean in his trunks as in Casino Royale. But since Dear Wentie is well packed as we all very well know, what do you say about a latex costume, along the lines of Spiderman or Superman? Can you imagine the ripe and ripped Mr Miller saving the world and coming to our rescue? Mmm… That would be a whole new dimension of Went-crazed lust.
Bond you say? That has been discussed. I even picked out a couple Bond girls:Perfection…
Mama Bear said…
Brava, bravissima ladies!!! Good show!!! Getting all those random people to join in on your quest was CLASSIC! It just goes to show you how Went makes the world go ’round!
*picturing Wentworth holding the world on his finger and spinning it like a basketball* Just think, he’d be fingering THE WORLD!


Krissie said…
That is the best part! So far.
What? That’s it? No more?
But… But… But…
*crying* I DON’T KNOW! *wailing*


emily said…
you blacked out the cats’ faces? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And now that the Gap and I are back together, I’m glad to see they provided you with some California Went sightings. Next time, I come with.
The blacked out cat faces were totally Nic’s idea, as was the sign. She was the brains of the operation. The things we find funny are frighteningly similar sometimes. Another little known fact: The “I’m shutting down the blog b/c Went didn’t show up to Paley” post was her idea too. We laughed ’til we cried when I posted it.


Julie said…
Wow, WFW (and Nic) you two are some cwaizy bitches!!!Lovely entertainment, you should write a book WITH PICTURES (and blanked out faces, of course!)Happy Birthday (A little late, excuse me!!)

Julie a.k.a. jailbait

P.S.: I was cracked in two, laughing my ass off!

Jailbait, is that you? Thanks for the belated happy birthday wishes!


rachhh said…
They saw the gate to Chinatown (and had they known of Went’s thing for Asian chicks, they totally would have ransacked the place as they now believe that is where he was hiding out getting massages with happy endings)he has a thing for asian chicks?? im asian! *hopes up high*btw wfw, love u to bits. thanks for my daily dosage of wentness!

Oh hell yeah he does! Wentkorea taught us so many things…Oh and I love you too.


Patty said…
You are so fucking entertaining!
I try my best…

As always everyone, thank you for your comments!


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Favorite Comment(s) of the Week

And here they are! On time again! Do I get a cookie?

Krissie said…

“I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating.”

Aaaah, but did he say anything about good old fucking?
I think you’re good, WFW. You’re not into classic dating anyway.

Hey, I resent that! I can do classic dating! He pays and I go home horny; Isn’t that how it’s done? I’ll just get someone to fill in for him while he does that pesky waiting for the 3rd date sex…Or is that too soon for the dating folk? Clearly, I am not familiar with this custom. I’m so confused…


shortstuff said…

so to recap:
dont get too pretty (already done, haha)
-cook for him (can be arranged)
-smile if i see him on the street (well maybe if u ever came to toronto..!)
dont slip him my number.. (then how are u supposed to call me??)

went… you are one interesting creature..

Interesting indeed. Now Went, what are you gonna do when I slip you my number anyway? Huh? What then? *pouting*


AJ said…

Why did I think this post was gonna be about slash when I read the title?

Anycrap, I don’t see Miller dating “textbook ugly” girls. Perhaps he was dating “cutesy” but not “gorgeous” girls back in the day, and his friends just thought he could do better?

You are probably right and you know, I think it’s high time we get more Slash and I know just which one I’m going to go with…


Wentalicious said…

How come no one knows how to cook anymore? I love a man who can throw it down in the kitchen, but lucky for Went, I am a mean cook. Maybe I can be “old fashioned” and win him through his stomach. I’ve heard him mention Sizzlers (which we don’t have in Canada), but if he’s only dining on chain restaurant food, then “I can’t lose!” Wentalicious.

Wentalicious: 1
WFW: 0
You win this round…*shaking fist*


SavMed said…

That is right! Brunettes with character!

See Went, there is a little thing called order in the Universe. You, being handsome and bright, need just the opposite! ME!

See, you may be walking around with a tall, gorgeous blonde, but you know, as well as I do, that you need a short, (probably) brunette weirdo.

You are beautiful, go out there and find me! For the sake of the equilibrium.

*holding fake microphone* Two steps forward, two steps back, we go together cuz opposites attract and you know, it ain’t fiction just a matter of fact, we go together cuz opp-o-sites attract.


Mama Bear said…

Wait just a damn minute, Emily…you mean the posts and the comments on this site are not to be taken seriously?!? Since when?! I come here for REAL news and REAL in-depth analysis of all things Went-related, and you burst my bubble like this?! *wailing*


Krissie said…

Mr Miller, are you going to visit every Asian country now? How about some European ones? Perhaps… I don’t know… from the top of my head… Croatia?!

Subtle Kris, very subtle.


brit bird said…

China – CHINA!!!! Went britain is your place of birth come home honey and I will cook you a lovely sunday roast with yorkshire pud and everything – No? Jellied eels? No? Bread and butter pudding spread all over my body – yes!!! Come to me pretty you just add the sauce……

Wentsauce on body…Sounds great.


tia said…

Those Asians sure do love them some Wentworth!

I think the feeling is mutual seeing as how the last time he was with them he had a hard on!

Oh tia, I didn’t forget and for those who didn’t see it, check it:

Is that the making of a stiffy I see? Why Wentworth! That’s not old-fashioned!


Mama Bear said…

Went, would you please kung pao me?


  • On Bean Poled (You know, one of those posts Bean Pole made me remove the pics from?)

soiled undies said…

I think some of you know EXACTLY how HANDY I am with a POLE!!!


Nuff said.

Yes, we know. WHIP! PLANK! POLE!


shortstuff said…

whoa whoa whoa lady, you are old enough to be my mother, but i have no problem knocking you out for touching went like that. dont even pretend like ure just doing your job… who do u think you are massaging wents shoulders?? huh? HUH? sneaky little whore..



twyla said…

Oh, ya’ll–forget about the old lady giving him a massage, I am too distracted by that look on his face–it is probably the same look he would get if i were able to properly “service” his pole!

*closing eyes, daydreaming of putting that look on his beautiful face*


Servicing his pole…What a lovely thought.


Krissie said…

Eat me, Went!
What was that? Why yes, you may use the chopsticks in any way you like!

Hmmmm, you’re freakier than I thought.


emily said…

nuh uh is that woman wearing a scarf??!?!?!

It’s a conspiracy!

As always, thanks for your comments!


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Haha! It’s been less than a month this time!

emily said…
no kidding. WENT! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAP DESTROYS YOUR POSTERS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID CELEBRITY COPYRIGHT THING? This is ME asking YOU to hook me up with one of those posters of you fingering yourself. you know the one I mean. don’t act like you don’t. I see right through you, Miller! Now if I could only see through your clothes….

I have a poster! How much do you hate me? Are you plotting my death right now?

Belgian said…
*still balling her eyes out*:

Tear down the mountains
Yell, scream, and shout like you can say what you want
Im not walking out
Stop all the rivers, push, strike, and kill
Im not gonna leave you
There’s no way I will

And I am telling you
Im not going
You’re the best man I’ll ever know
There’s no way I can ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way Im living without you
Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you
I dont wanna be free
Im staying, Im staying
And you, and you, and you
You’re gonna love me


*standing ovation*


Anonymous said…
Hey now I see, she’s a minor so he just took the wine, held the door open and told her to keep the fuck away from him

crazy stalking little bitch

4/11/07 10:16 AM

aha aha ahahahahahahaahaha


NooNoo said…
she’s just a condom,
for one use only πŸ˜›

I heart you NooNoo.


shortstuff said…
OMG. i am seriously gunna have a breakdown… she’s TOUCHING him! shes FUCKING TOUCHING HIM! WENT! MY WENT! no. just…no. i cant do this. SHE’S BLONDE! you said u liked brunettes! you LIED! why went! WHY??

*sobbing uncontrollably* someone hold me.. 😦

*holding shortstuff*


Kate said…
I just hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t we all…


Anonymous said…
I love our Went for loving confident women. It just goes to show that he really is as special as we think he is, a mature, intelligent and totally hot grown man. Sigh. I don’t usually like anal sex that much but I would let this guy butt fuck me anytime.

4/12/07 10:20 AM

I think it’s safe to say that we would let this man do absolutely anything he wanted to do to us…Well almost anything. There is in fact one thing that I won’t do. *singing* Oh I would do anything for love but I won’t do that. *clutching fake air microphone and singing with feeling* No I won’t doooo, that!


Wentalicious said…
Keep in mind that a) he hasn’t announced her as his girlfriend and b) I don’t see no ring on her finger! Mmmhmm (sassy finger snaps).

He can have his little summer fling, but he best be coming home once the fall season starts up again. Ya heard me Went! Don’t make me go ballistic on a brutha!

LMAO sassy finger snaps


notyourtypicalfangirl said…
hey wouldn’t it be funny if he was laying in bed next to his boyfriend laughing his ass off at the crazy fangirls, now that would be some irony for you

Yes, yes it would.

Anonymous said…
This is a note to WFW. You are the first shot on a Friday night after along week. You are the hot bubble bath after a long day. You are the vicadon when stress levels hit the red zone. Thanks for your site its like a cool breeze on a hot humid day. (Even with the pics of Went with another woman…;-))
Don’t ever stop this blog. I’ll be devastated.
Your biggest fan

4/12/07 5:10 PM

*blowing kisses with tears in eyes Wentkorea style*

Krissie said…
“The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing…”

…and so much more. It was a place of daydreams and escapes and now it is a place of friendship and endless fun, of learning something new (where else would I learn the proper spelling of “cumming” to dazzle my professor with?) and spending time with the BEST GIRLS in the entire world who laugh their asses off in times of joy and support each other in times of grief (such as this).
*raises a glass* Thank you, WFW, for bringing us together!
May it last!
I fucking love you, my Female Went, my Head Ho, my Mistress!

*crying* I love you too!


notthedoctor said…
*most respectul bow*

*crying some more*

Mink said…
*clutching sides*

Now this is some funny shit! Yep, enough already with the ‘being understanding’ and ‘adult’ and ‘accepting’. Bring on the hell fires of suitable WFW ire!

And Mama Bear, I am so with you. If this (or any other) girl can be scared away from a chance at a relationship with the hottest man on the planet by a bit of fangirl wrath and a spot of cyberstalking, she doesn’t deserve him. If it were me, they could bring it all they liked; I’d have to be pried off of him by the forceful uncurling of my cold, dead hands.

Yes, my cold. dead. hands.


AJ said…
Big fat…..FUCKING….WORD to what Mink said. If I was his girlfriend, you couldn’t tell me SHIT! Bring it the fuck on! In fact, I’d welcome the hating. I’d sit there and take it with a big fat friggin’ smile on my face, if it meant I was tappin’ THAT everynight. Ungrateful wench.



Wentasy_baybi said…
Thanks WFW!!! And yeah… she will have to suck it up if she wants the man… I know I would “suck it up!”LOL!

*ahem* Ohhhhhhhh, I would do anything for love…but I won’t do that. *whispering with feeling* No I won’t dooooo that.


Anonymous said…
Ok, I hate myself for having looked closely enough to have noticed this, but the photo of them with his arm around her is clearly a photoshop job, and a bad one at that. The sidewalk and backgrounds on either half of the photo are clearly different, which explains why the video only showed it for a milisecond.

That said, I am horrified at the vitriol that has been spewed in this poor girl’s direction ever since this story broke, and am really sad for both her and Went. Can you imagine what it must be like for both of them right now? I wouldn’t blame him for disappearing into seclusion until the start of S3 filming, and my heart just goes out to Amie. I hope she’s a stronger person than I am, because I would be absolutely devastated to read most of the things that have been written in the last few days.

I am choosing to leave this comment here, as this site seems to be mostly populated by kinder, funnier folks (with better grammer) than over at JJ. WFW I think you are hilarious. Thanks for trying to keep the dialogue free of personal attacks while letting all of the broken hearts out there vent a bit (me included, obviously).

*ducking out of the way of those tomatoes*

4/14/07 5:25 AM

Awwww sanity and thanks for the compliment.

nicbeast said…
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother

1-‘Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You’d hold me until you died
Till you died, but you’re still alive

2-And I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you f… her?
(rpt 1,2)

Ohh… aah… ahh… ahh…

‘Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I’m not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else’s back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know

Ah the perfect “you broke my heart and I’m fucking pissed off” song.


niknak said…
Look what you’ve done – Jet:

Because what good it all the anger if you can’t inspire guilt
Oh, look what you’ve done
You’ve made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you’ve done
You’ve made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

I forgot all about this one before you posted it; Good choice! I added it to the Jukebox.


Mink said…
I’m kinda bored, which means I’m likely to be even more of a bitch than usual. Hence I bring you this, from “I Say Nothing” by Voice of the Beehive:

I met this girl one day,
She had these long tight legs.
She said, “I get it every night,
And he calls me every day.”
He’ll leave you black and blue,
And rip your heart in two,
Then wake up in the morning,
And say, “Who the hell are you?”

Honey, he’s just not that into you.



notyourtypicalfangirl said…
you abandoned me
love don’t live here anymore
just a vacancy
love don’t live here anymore

love don’t live here anymore
just emptyiness and memories
of what we had before

you went away found another place to stay
another home

rose royce – love dont live anymore

*Through the windows of my eyes, everyone can see, the loneliness inside of me* damn you Wentworth Miller for taking my ability to love *shaking fist*


notthedoctor said…
I wasn’t sure we could write self made songs, so I’m posting the lyrics anyway… It’s a balad with lots of electric guitar… yeah, IT IS a balad!!!

*clearing voice*
*plugging guitar*
1… 2… 1… 2… 3… 4…

*guitar screaming*


You broke my heart when you DIDN’T SHOW UP!
Now you break my heart walking on the street with some BLONDIE BITCH!
What the hell is going on?
You know better than break my little fragil girly heart into pieces.
Now you had it coming,
My warth is exploding!


*waving lighter from side to side* That was beautiful, just beautiful. I especially loved the guitar solo.


cocot13 said…


*yelling with Kelis*

Beigette said…

I assume this was to Scarfy beigie, and yeah, you beat the pants off her in the poll, be proud! You did not however beat die alone so I wouldn’t celebrate just yet. Everyone still hates you too, just not as much.


niknak said…
If those two are the choices, I am voting he die alone. Its like trying to choose between stale bread or stale crackers… neither are appetizing. Both are dry, need something to help choke them down, and would be better thrown out and replaced.

I feel the love.


Mama Bear said…
I guess I’m easy-on-the-eyes, I read novels, I can even write a decent haiku or two, but I don’t think Went would really go for me since I was raised by circus carnies and I have webbed feet. Dammit all to Hell!

I’ll tell you what you should do, wrap a scarf AND a pink bow around your feet! You can’t lose!


“The Pretty” said…
Now, now ladies…there’s no need to bring out the claws. I happen to like mind fucking, coochie fucking, eye fucking, and everything else in between. Call 1-800-MAN-MILK to schedule your Blue Steel special

Hold the man milk and we have a deal cuz I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love, yes I would to anything for love, but I won’t do that. No I wooooooon’t do that.


soiled undies said…
I have missed some good shit!

You know how to fix that right? STOP DISAPPEARING!

emily said…
dear Wentworth Miller’s ass,
you are so fine. and I think we should get married. the end.

I’m afraid the ass is already spoken for. Get your own!


tia said…
so are the people running BeanPole 12 year old girls?

Yes, yes they are. Note the Unicorn.


Dani said…
I take that back – I really want to taste his back, crack & sack – so all y’all ladies line up behind ME

How bout I just let you have those 3 things and I take the rest of him? Good deal?

britbird said…
oh guys he is saying ‘Amie honey you need to get some breath mints because your breath smells like ass’ went is caring that way.


brit bird said…

The ass is armed and dangerous. It will, I repeat, it WILL take you out with it’s luscious, round, magnificence. Please return to WFW at once if found and she will return it to its rightful owner after she caresses and fondles it into oblivion.


Dani said…
Looks like T-BAG had his way and screwed his ass off…

Poor pretty…

Please tell me someone recorded it.

Geisha said…
My vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did your vagina implode too? *clutching vagina* Don’t worry Went, I’m sure a path will be cleared just for you when you finally decide to make your entrance.


linds said…
Oh, a sex rubik’s cube! How fun!

Isn’t it? Let’s see that again.


Belgian said…
The black shirt and the naughty half smile…
Oh, yes, you look smug! Now, come over here and whip me. See these shackles baby, I’m your slave…
Sheesh, I wish I were a guy and had somethin’ to put into you! ‘Cause you are asking for it baby!I want to fuck you into the floor!

*screams on the inside*
*is SO going to cum with that image in mind tonight*


BRAVO! *whistling*


evelyn said…



Go for it!


nicbeast said…
So with the discovery of this new planet, I have decided this must be where Went is from. Because, clearly, he is not human. So with that in mind, I say we petition to have the name of the planet changed to Wentwearth. Who’s with me?

LOL Wentwearth…


cocot13 said…
God, he makes my vagina weep cause it knows they will never meet

If he’d only stick it in, I’m sure it wouldn’t make a peep
Actually that’s not true, it would gush and throb and leap
And then once he was through with it, it would have a lovely sleep

emily said…
One of the most beautiful people? For real? what a shocker! good job, people magazine. your editors obviously have eyes.

A blind man could see he was beautiful; It’s the white light. Think Matrix Revoultions. He has a Neo-like glow that transcends the senses so I actually think you should take your congratulations back, they don’t deserve it…unless of course they put him on the cover, then we could talk.


Mink said…
LOL I see you used the same, less ‘shopped’ version of this pic, like the one I posted at Church, babe. Extremely good call. Fucking ‘People’ mag should be seriously taken to task for the bleaching they did to that pic on their site. It had better not be the same in the print mag! Grrrrr!!!!

I was just following your shining example and yeah, the bleaching is just tacky. I think Mama Bear may have said it best:

Mama Bear said…
Mink, Bel, I agree with you 100%. Went’s image should remain untouched since it’s already absolute perfection.

You know, brightening a person’s eye color is one thing, but changing a person’s skin tone is clearly another. What century is this again?

Happy 300th, WFW!!! You are a posting machine!

*nodding in agreement* and yes! My 300th post! Whoa!


notthedoctor said…
So PEOPLE magazine has named Wentworth one of the most beautiful people in the world. Big WOOP!
Well, ALIEN magazine, the most read mag in the galaxy has named him THE Most Beautiful Multicelluar Organism in the Universe. THAT my friends is a serious thing!

I agree but see, even they couldn’t leave his picture alone.


As always, thank you for your comments!


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OK so it’s been over a month this time, That’s a record! So I’m lazy, sue me. Here it is and man is it ever long.

jeanjeanie said…

WFW is the best, better than all the rest!

*singing into fake microphone* Better than anyone! said…

Haha, I don’t know about y’all, but I like to see Went all bloody. It gives me something to “nurse” besides his…..

DICK? Oh wait, you were trying not to say that. My bad!


emily said…

ahhhhh how will sara EVER tap that if he gets captured and beaten?! damn prison break writers!!!

Ummm, she won’t. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What can I say? I was on the MiSa ship for like a week. I’m over it now.

shortstuff said…

i hear ya wfw..even as a devout MiSa fan, i was not feeling the hand holding. if u havent seen one of the preview clips for ‘sweet caroline’, looks like we’ll get even less emotion from the ice princess in tommorows ep.

Ice Princess…*snicker*

linds said…

Ewwwww. I did not see that one coming. Gross! I love how Michael was all calm, whispery, and bossy – I would’ve been screaming “You crazy bitch! You fuck your brother!!!”



redlightmind said…

His bossy orders to the Prez were re-translated by my brain, so all I heard was “Al.Bed.Naked.Now!!!”

great episode!

Oddly enough, I heard that too.

Mama Bear said…

Like I said in Hotel California, the three of them put together are weapons of mas-turbation.

Mmmm, yes indeed.


Anonymous said…

uh….any links to fic where went is riding some pussy?

3/9/07 7:14 PM

Tell you what, you find any that’s any good and you send it to me. Until then, Slash it is.

Anonymous said…

You are the luckiest bitch ever! HAVE FUN, GIRL!!!

3/7/07 3:11 PM

I would have been even luckier if Went had shown up! OK I’m gonna say it like 5 more times in life and then I will stop…probably.


Krissie said…

WFW, Nic, Sammie…
We’ve heard that The Pretty didn’t come.
There are no words to say at this sad moment.
Oh wait! There are!

*sigh* It was The Cry Heard Round the World. I even told the him goodbye. And now I have to re-live my pain through the comments. *cries*

Belgian said…

He sent you a letter expressing his admiration for your eloquent blog and thanking you for an excellent PR-job. He’s offered you Pam’s position. He told you the job would be partly paid in kind. He has described that very thoroughly. Something with naked, oil, slithering, tongue, down, hard, deep, wet, voice, dirty, open, up, for, me.
Am I right?


If only…*sigh*

AND said…

A big fat fucking apology letter. That rat bastard should be ashamed of himself for standing everyone up at Paley!

*tearing up* This is why I love you.

maichan said…

Wait, Wentworth was a NO-SHOW?!!!!
I don’t think you mentioned that enough πŸ˜‰

You don’t say?


emily said…

ummm…..i feel bad for went. he had to make out with someone who’d been puking all morning, which is gross. and someone who was someone else’s pregnant wife, which makes it weird. poor went. if they ever need me to be a stand in for those scenes, i’m available. I didn’t really like Amaury at the beginning of prison break. but i feel like he keeps getting hotter and hotter. and put him in a suit? DAMN.

Em, if anyone is going to stand in, it’s going to be me. Went owes me dinner, a trip to Starbucks, a strip tease, a set visit, a phone call, an email, SOMETHING! Oh and Amaury, Call me baby. Went has my number.


savmed said…

O.k., I have to say this (as if it isn’t obvious):
You, ladies, are smokin’ hot (yeah, yeah I know you know)!!! But does Wentworth know?

I bet he is reading your posts, Wet For Went, biting his nails and saying:”Goddammit, why wasn’t I there!”

Empire State Building Wentworth. Meet me there.


nicbeast said…


And you’ll get yours…

Krissie said…

It’s the bruise. Who could possibly be mad at bruised Went?
All I wanna do is be his love-puppy and lick his wounds

You know you’re a ho right?

nicbeast said…

You freaking kill me. How do you come up with this shit. Hysterical! Classic!! “Hit it from the back Wentworth” I will be laughing at that for hours.

I’m an equal opportunity exploiter. Hit it from the back could be him hitting you or you hitting him. Yes, I spend too much time thinking of these things.


Mama Bear said…

And “Hark, who goes there Wentworth”?! – you slay me, WFW!

You know, I never noticed this, but Went’s shoulders are broader than Dom’s…mmmm…broad shoulders, the better to place legs upon. πŸ˜‰

*biting lip* I’m going to need a minute alone now…


niknak said…

Is it bad that I just cannot get enough of this particular pic spam?

It would actually be bad if you could.

Belgian said…

Still, id love to taste the difference between that tattooed skin and his virgin skin…



*holding head in hands* Wouldn’t we all Belladonna, wouldn’t we all…*weeping softly*


Mama Bear said…

“Rumbling” brothers…mmmm…ok, back to the topic at hand.

Yes, I agree…WTF is going with the barely-there forearm tat shot?! I mean, c’mon, that was just silly.

Also, I just figured out why Mahone really needs to be drugged up all the time. It’s not all about dulling his guilty conscious; it’s about being whacked enough to find and read the clues that would make even Sherlock Holmes scratch his head.

But I ask you this, Mahone. If you can find the brothers so easily, where’s Waldo?

Waldo is riiiiiight there! *pointing* Oh no, fuck, that’s a candy cane. Screw this.


emily said…

by the way. WFW, i’ve decided that you’re probably a genius so i’m going to be referring to you from here on out as Dr. WFW


Geisha said…

How does he do it? How does he stay so damn gorgeous ALL THE TIME?
He probably looks like that when he wakes up.
Mmmmmmm…..Morning-Wood Went *drool*

*is dead*

Mama Bear said…

Mmmm…pole…I’m convinced he’s trying to send us a subliminal message, ladies. When I read his shirt, I see something along the lines of “Bean Poled?” you know, like the “Got Milk?” campaign…*snickering*

To which I replied:

Bean Poled? Why no Went; Go right ahead.


Rhea said…

I…uh…well…*slurp* I seem to have lost all brain and body function. Hee-hee Jo, indeed how big IS his pole? I like how the word ‘pole’ on the shirt is placed inline and directly above the real thing. My uterus is quavering.

Is the word Pole really in line with his pole?

*swallowing hard* I believe you are correct.

Anonymous said…

Purrrrrfect πŸ™‚ How is it that every other country can score so big and the US is denied him soooooo much!
Thank God for the Aussies and now the Koreans….or we could have never ever been on Crotch Watch. I also must say only because it washes over me everysingletime…I mean really!
Went is so friggin’ HOT…I mean people come on now…give it up for The Hotness that is Mr Wentworth Miller…
(backing away…tearing up…moaning softly)

3/23/07 2:37 AM

Beautifully stated. *clapping*


Anonymous said…

I can’t take this anymore.I’m done,I can’t take him anymore,he is just too too much for me.It is way too painful knowing that I will never have him ever.It was much easier when I thought maybe he didn’t like vagina but since he says he does,well not in those words exactly,I’m through with him…

3/23/07 6:43 AM

Anon, I think I love you.


emily said…

i’m ummmm…..I have nothing witty to say at all. the fact that I’m not sleeping with him would be a little easier to stomach if he was maybe just a little bit of a dick. But no. Instead, he HAS a perfect dick and cries for Koreans. Does he HAVE an imperfection? I’m seriously asking….
(thanks yet again, dr. WFW. I won’t be leaving my bedroom for days. wink wink)

LOL An imperfection? Not from where I’m sitting.


tia said…

he keeps saying he likes a woman with style, so I can guess that Beigette is definitely not his girl

To Went, it’s probably style for your shirt to match your shoes. Last I checked, The bows on Beigette’s shoes matched her shirt beautifully. What?


Anonymous said…

The reason GAP won’t do something like that is because he’s not the only celebrity featured in the campaign…and in Korea they’ve got loads of money to pay this new kid on the block actor to appear like a pop star. Here in the states I think all this sort of boy toy campaign might not be something a “serious actor” wants to associated with unless it’s about promoting a film….not for a pair of jeans.

3/23/07 10:30 PM

Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Side note: You sound as if you know what you’re talking about. Maybe you’re in the industry? Can you tell Went to call me? Thanks.

emily said…

so, i don’t know why I didn’t think of this before but to find went, we just need to do a one week stake out. station people at a bunch of starbucks around LA and a couple of gap stores. he’s bound to either go looking for coffee or boxers. then when he shows up, who ever is staked out at that spot just has to radio the rest of us and delay him until we get there. The plan is so clear to me now. It’s flawless. I should work for the government. But not the EVIL PB government. The awesome kind of government. like the one in wentiville millertown.

What can I say to this emily? I’ve already proposed to you. What more can I do?


Cosine said…

Deadbeatnymph, thanks for the secret spectacular Slash. Say that three times fast.

Secret spectacular slash – secret spectacular slash – secret spectacular slash!

You’re welcome!

So, should Our Boy commit another classic blunder?

Oh yes! Yes please! *begging for more Went Slash on hands and knees*


tee tee said…

maybe he got some Korean pussy while he was there I mean he did have a hard on in some of those pics

THANK YOU! So I’m not the only one that thought that. I feel better now.


Anonymous said…

okaaaayyy..I don’t get why we can’t have a little Went Love here….what about his American fans, huh huh…the ones who keep tuning in every Monday night..why isn’t he sharing the love with US!!!???

3/25/07 1:36 AM



linds said…

godDAMMIT!!! Why can’t I be Korean???? I saw the teary eye picture and my heart and cheeks just exploded – heart from being so full, cheeks from smiling.

*whispering* I cried with him.

cocot13 said…

I like it but I don’t like what its doing to his ass it looks kinda flat, but I’d still hit that LOL, well if he’d let me

To which notthedoctor replied

Oh Korea, I liked you very much until now. Don’t you know better than photoshop the BUTT??
tsk tsk tsk *shaking head*
Some Empires have fallen for less than that.

If you’re going to fuck with Wentworth Miller’s ass, you main as well just blow up the Sistine Chapel or a god damn pyramid. Same thing. You have been schooled. Don’t EVER do that again.

AJ said…

Well, the good news is, at least we now have a definitive way to differentiate Wentworth from Wentcrazy.

As is evident in the BPJ ads, Wentcrazy has no ass.

So, uh…now we know.



Anonymous said…

Face it, some guys just really like the whole exotic Asian thing. I’d put my money on Went ending up with an Asian girl. And I know Thailand isn’t Korea but remember, “One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.”

3/27/07 9:35 AM

To which mama bear replied

Mmmmmm…I’m an exotic Asian thing and I sure know how to “Bang Kok,” so Went/Wentcrazy: CALL ME!

AHA *deep breath* AHA *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *stomach cramp*

tia said…

I laughed my ass off when T-bag threatened to rape Michael that I didn’t hear what Michael said after that,can someone tell me what his response was?

I’m still laughing as I type this!!

Aside from the Wentspanol and the bottle breaking and getting all stabby and just the absolutely SPECTACULAR chemistry that Wentworth Miller and Robert Knepper have, this was the hottest fucking thing…Good GOD. How. The. Fuck. does Robert Knepper do it? How? Yes I am “Kneeling for Knepper” at the moment. I am a FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL! That is all.

cocot13 said…

OMG those poses those poses!!!!!!!
I keep hearing Prince’a song “You Sexy Motherfucka” WFW you should put that on your jukebox


Belgian said…

First! Yay!

Gay bar and lapdances… the only way to get through the night after Went not showing up. WFW, you got a girl and a boy lapdance? And still you’re upset about Went not showing? You love the man more than I do, that’s for sure πŸ˜€


Oh yes Bel. I love Wentworth Miller more than words can say…*crying in a corner*


Krissie said…

*tearing up*
WFW and Nic were there but Went wasn’t…
Still bloody sad.
And I wish we had bars with cute gay men giving us lap-dances. *sigh*

No, Went wasn’t there, but we found him! Coming soon in Part 3…


nicbeast said…

That was hysterical! It was like I was there! Oh wait, I was!!

Tee Hee.

Yes. And then there were 2: Heinous and Lipgloss in all their glory.

Geisha said…

I am in mourning for my Kellerman. *sniff*

He was so brave.
*Crying uncontrollably*


*crying with you, again*


emily said…
okay, I’m going to give sara one episode next season to bring the chemistry back. if she can do, I blame this seasons complete lack of sexual tension on her hormones. if not, then they can kill her and find someone else for Michael to fuck. excuse me, I meant make love to. Actually, I meant fuck. just do it already. And I won’t even complain. seriously, I won’t. ONE episode, do you hear me SWC???????? ONE!!!!!


WENTWORTH MILLER came back to the comments section! That hasn’t happened since December!


10. Happy Birthday…..deaaarrr


ahhh….I need more clue’s

4/4/07 1:20 PM

To which I replied

Went, if I tell you the next letter that will totally give it away so no can do baby.


Well you can’t blame me for asking! I will sing what ever you want and when ever you want.

What a man…


Belgian called him a lurker to which he replied

Mmmmhhh….I never LURK, I observe.

Oh Went, call it whatever you want. You’re welcome here anytime. Oh and when his presence was known

AJ said…

Dear Wentworth,

I’d like to go down on you.

Love, AJ

You speak for us all…


Dani said…



There is no release from La Douleur Exquise and in the words of Carrie Bradshaw *ahem* “Or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of wanting someone so unattainable.” *shedding a tear*

Christine said…

WFW, I’m pretty much in love with your site, this post is absolutely wentgasmic.. thank you so much!

Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE Christine and thanks for reading!


jans said…

Holy shit! I am hot!

that’s so hilarious!!
although, yes, he’s hot!

love you!!

Love you too!


cocot13 said…

Oh my GOD look at his package in those white jeans,dayum!!,I know they say white makes you look bigger but dayum look at it!!



Dani said…

Why WHY?? Can’t I position that man over my mouth so that I can taste that belly fluff #$!?!!

I’ll show him angles – DAMN HIM

Oh Dani…I love you.

As always, thank you for your comments. I read each and every one of them…Even when it keeps me up til 3 am picking my favorites. Yes, yes…


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