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Wentworth Miller: Here’s to your colon

You must be wondering, WFW, What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I’ll tell you.

Contrary to popular belief, I still love Wentworth and I was thinking of him today when I got a colon cleansing, just not the kind I thought…

In the spirit of being as wet as ever for my favorite man, despite being away from my computer, I decided to have a Wentworth Miller day. I woke up late (which I’m sure he does when he’s not working), I went to Starbucks and got a Mint Mocha Frap (and yes, it was magically delicious) and then I headed to Chipotle to get a Steak Fajita Burrito.

I went straight from lunch, to my apartment, to my toilet. Went’s colon must be as sparkling clean as the tub in a Scrubbing Bubbles commercial. So Wentworth, Here’s to your colon: May it continue to serve you well for years to come. As for me, I’m thinking today’s combo might be better used as a laxative, but damn was it ever good.

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Wentworth Miller gets a New T-Shirt

And vows to never take it off

NEVER. TAKE. IT. OFF.

pic by Evelyn (I miss you)

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Wentworth Miller Moves to Korea

To be closer to his shrine

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The Color Beige is No More

Everyone, I have some very sad news: The color beige was outlawed today in a unanimous ruling by the Fashion Police of America. We will now go to the color beige’s biggest supporter for a reaction…

*holding up a lighter*

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Frappuccinos Cause Gorgeousness

“They may add a few pounds to your mid section but Frappuccinos also cause gorgeousness,” Sugar Colonic reports. “Just look at Wentworth Miller! I mean, before Fraps, he was just that guy from that video and now he’s a GOD!”

Without Frap:

With Frap:

You decide.

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