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Prison Break Recap 12/18 (Fake) Episode

Michael is wondering what to do. They’ve called far too much attention to themselves and they have to get out of there but there’s no way he’s letting Kellerman get away with what he did to his Sara. He picks up a champagne bottle and cracks Kellerman over the head with it. POW! LOL He and Linc drag him out of the strip club and put him into the trunk. Sara follows. Then they speed away without having any clue where it is they’re going.

Isabel brings Sucre some soup in bed and helps him sit up to eat it. Now she notices which picture fell from the nightstand…It is a picture of her husband Jose who recently passed away. She tries not to but she starts to cry as she picks up the broken glass. Sucre asks what is wrong and she tells him that her husband was killed only weeks ago. Sucre notices for the first time that she is pregnant, though she can’t be more than a couple of months. He reaches out and touches her belly before he realizes what he is doing and he takes her in his arms while she cries and tells her it will be alright. He thinks of Maricruz raising their baby all alone. He has to find her.

T-bag is all smiles at the dinner table while Susan and her children look terrified. “Looks good.” He says and then he tries the meatloaf. “Could someone please pass the salt,” He asks with a smile. Susan passes it. T-bag puts some salt on his food while everyone looks on in silence and asks “So how was everyone’s day…”

The test results are in and it’s Mahone’s blood but there is no body. Mr. Kim gets this information from one of the many super secret govt moles pervading every branch of law enforcement. He is worried now. He calls Kellerman. Too bad Kellerman is passed out in the trunk and doesn’t answer.

Bellick is swinging wildly into the crowd but can still feel the repeated jabs in his stomach but this time they all seem to be quicker and closer together, not at all random. They’re all coming from the same person..He falls to the ground and looks up and sees Manche, Sucre’s cousin. “Who’s the wolf now?” Manche asks then he stabs him some more and runs off while the guards work their way through the chaos. By the time the guards get to Bellick, he’s dead.

Kellerman is coming to in the trunk and trying to whisper as he explains to Mr. Kim that he has the brothers and Sara but he needs help. Mr. Kim doesn’t tell him that Mahone is alive and that he is already on his way to the only place Mahone would go now, his ex-wife’s house. Meanwhile in the car, Linc still wants to hunt down Terrence Steadman but they don’t know where he is. Sara has an idea. She calls her friend Roxy who was the one dancing for Kellerman to ask her if he mentioned anything about where he was going. Roxy says that he mentioned something about Montana. They turn around and head in that direction.

C-Note has to open the front door to the cop car so he can unlock the back one and get his wife out. He opens the door, and gets the back door unlocked but she still isn’t moving. He reaches for the keys to the car to ensure they can’t be followed and to unlock her handcuffs but just then, one of the cops wakes up! The cop reaches for his gun and C-Note tries to prevent him from getting it out. They struggle with the gun, it’s pointing at C-Note, no the cop, no the wife, someone is going to get hurt! and then it goes off…In the RV closeby, Dee Dee screams.

Dinner is over and T-bag, confident that Susan won’t endanger her children by doing something stupid, heads to the bathroom. Susan tells the children to go and hide and then she picks up the phone preparing to call the police when T-bag walks back into the room…”Now you wouldn’t want to break up our happy family would you?” He slams down the phone, grabs her by her hair while she screams and pushes her into a chair. He grabs a butcher knife and holds it on her neck. “You wouldn’t happen to have any duct tape would you darlin’?” She doesn’t answer. He finds it in a kitchen drawer, tapes her up and searches for the children wielding his knife.

Mahone finally arrives at the house but no one is home. The windows are broken and the door is ajar. He walks in and finds Mr. Kim standing there. Mahone lunges at him but out of the shadows one of the govt cronies grabs him from behind and sits him in a chair. Mr. Kim explains that he has one last chance to get Michael and Lincoln and this time instead of threatening, they will be physically holding his family to ensure he gets it right. One false move and they’re dead.

Haywire hears something. A loud sound is interrupting his Cast Away bliss…It sounds like fireworks! Fireworks? Far in the distance on the other side of the island he sees them. There must be people on that island! Turns out, the other side is a resort…He’s on the undeveloped side! He decides he’s had enough alone time and journeys to the other side with his best friend at his heels. As fate would have it, when he reaches the other side he sees a Holland America cruise ship, PERFECT! He sees that the service entrance is open…now’s his chance. The dog whines and gives him the what about me puppy dog eyes. Haywire walks over to the crates being loaded onto the ship and hides until the coast is clear. He brings one back, empties it out and tells the dog to get in and he does. He puts the top on the crate, carries the crate over to the entrance and brings it in as the ship signals its impending departure. Haywire is free, and his little dog too. THE END.

Alright now guess who’s going on hiatus this time? ME! Next week is Christmas so you should all be with your families opening presents that put them into debt and celebrating a Christianized Pagan Holiday. Fake Prison Break episodes will be back sometime next year and look, while we were all having fun the clock has been counting down and Prison Break will be back in just one more month, 2 weeks of which you won’t even miss b/c you have Christmas and New Years to distract you. Doesn’t that make you happy?!

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Prison Break Recap 12/11 (Fake) Episode

Sara was so happy to see Michael and seated on his lap she could feel how hard he was. She thought about this moment so many times…Especially the way he had kissed her that day in the Infirmary. She knew how much he cared for her by the way he always touched her and the way he looked at her and now here they were, alone together, locked in a passionate embrace. He kissed her as though he would die if their lips were not touching and she melted into him. She pulled away so she could look him in the eye; then she slid her hand down between his legs to touch it and she rubbed him through his pants. He groaned, closed his eyes and rolled his head back. Then he let it fall forward into her neck and kissed it while taking small bites…Not enough to bruise, but enough to sting. It felt so good. She rotated her neck so he could get to more of it. She didn’t want it to stop. She moaned softly and then stood up and took off her outfit…Not that there was much to remove. He watched her intently while he undid his pants. She walked toward him naked and exposed and he reached out for her. He grabbed her waist and pulled her to him and nuzzled his head into her stomach. He kissed it softly and she fell to her knees and finished undoing his pants. When she had it completely free she was surprised at how much bigger it was than she expected but she went for it anyway. She licked the head slowly right at the opening and as she did he let out a whimper and she could feel him shaking. She licked and kissed the ridge, teasing him and suddenly he was no longer breathing. She put it in her mouth and started to suck and he moaned like nothing she had ever heard before. They continued that way until he grabbed her by her head and pulled her face up to his and started to kiss her. He picked her up and placed her onto the couch on her back and started licking her nipples, very slowly. First the left, then the right, then back again. She squirmed in delight and then…He ran his tongue down her belly, down, down and before she knew it she could feel his face between her thighs and his tongue on her clit. He licked and suckled and teased her endlessly. He was fantastic and soon she was cumming harder than she ever had and calling out his name “Oh Michael..Michael…” He took off his clothes and climbed on top of her. She could feel him hard and throbbing on her leg and then he was inside of her. They both moaned on contact. They fit together perfectly and she was so wet he could feel her dripping on to him. It took no time to find the rhythm; It was like they had done this a million times before. Everytime he slid out she grabbed his ass and pushed him in deeper. She locked her legs around him and their eyes were locked as he stroked her hair…and then she came again. She closed her eyes and screamed this time “Oh Michael! Oh God…” and then his head fell into her neck and she could feel him drawing breath and then letting it out in force. He half whispered, half-breathed the word “Saaaraaaaa…” and wrapped his arms around her tight as he came too. They laid there for a few seconds, hardly breathing and clinging to each other and then Linc walked in and said “What the hell?” Michael yelled for him to leave so Linc just turned right around and walked back out. While they put their clothes on it occurred to Michael that eventhough he had found Sara again, there was still more to be done before they could actually be together, but she had to come with him. She couldn’t stay on her own anymore and he could no longer be without her. He didn’t even have to ask. Sara was ready to go with him wherever he went. He told her “I’ll be right back,” and went out to talk to Linc.

Mahone is determined. He has to get to his family before everyone figures out that he’s still alive. He has been driving for what seems like days, breaking every speed barrier known to man. He even got stopped a couple of times for speeding and he had to flash his badge and pretend to be on urgent FBI business. He could only hope that the cops who stopped him wouldn’t investigate his claims. He tries calling Pam but no one picks up.

When Sucre awoke he didn’t know where he was. He was in a strange bed and his muscles ached. The sun was shining into the room through the window and he could hear birds singing. He smelled something cooking. He tried to get up but he moved too fast and he had to grab onto the nearby night table to balance himself. As he did the table wobbled and a picture frame fell and crashed onto the floor. The young woman who rescued him walked hurriedly into the room. She looked concerned and found Sucre barely standing. “You’re not strong enough to be up and about yet,” she said. “Lay back down and I’ll get you some soup.” She headed for the door.
“Where am I?” He asked. “I’m Isabel,” she replied, “you’re in my home and you’re safe…Whoa, here.” She walked back over to the bed and helped him back in.

C-Note is almost on top of the police car now but they see him and speed up. He runs into the back of the car but it only jerks them forward and they speed up again. He pulls up along side them and rams the side of the RV into the car and they swerve off of the road and then back on again. He can’t seem to get them to stop! Dede is screaming. “It’s OK baby girl,” he says. “Just be brave so we can see Mommy… Can you do that for me?” She says yes. “Hold on!” he says and then one last push sends the police car into a telephone pole. He tells his daughter “wait here,” while he gets out and goes over to the car. The airbags deployed and the cops are out cold but so is Kacee in the back seat having hit her head on the barrier in front of her.

It’s Bellick’s first day in the yard and his ass is so sore he couldn’t sit down if he wanted to. Avacado may be missing his equipment but he still took great pleasure in violating him with a strap on. How he got one into the prison Bellick will never know. He is thinking of sneaking back into his cell early so that he can dispose of it but Avacado won’t let him out of his sight. His attempts to meet with the Warden have been denied and eventhough he told his old guard buddies he fears for his life, there is only so much they can do to help. They try to keep an eye on him but all of a sudden there is a commotion and he gets lost in a crowd. He’s surrounded. He calls out for help but the guards can’t get to him. He feels more than one blade pierce his belly but he can’t tell where they are coming from so he just starts swinging blindly into the crowd and starts a brawl.

T-bag is hugging Susan back now and she is still stunned at this reaction from him. While she would never dream of actually being with him, her kids are at home and she can’t possibly put them in jeopardy. She plays along and asks if he’s hungry. He says he is and that he would “really like it if they could all have a family dinner, like they used to.” She doesn’t want to, but she calls the kids down for dinner. She tells the kids to go wash their hands for dinner and then asks T-bag to go help them. She’s trying to get him out of the room so she can call the cops, but he’s not going for it. He tells her the kids can find their own way to the washroom and that he reckons he’ll just wash up in the kitchen. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen you; I don’t want you out of my sight for one second,” He says. She forces a smile.

Haywire is liking his time on the island and his solitude. He’s liking it so much that he has named himself Lord of the Flies and made a bracelet out of dead flies and tree sap. He’s a crazy dude. He still longs to get to Holland to see that infamous windmill. He’s torn about whether to try and get help or not and decides against it for now. Afterall he has Wilson, his dog, some coconuts and a dead fly bracelet. What else does a man need?

CSI has just arrived to analyze the blood found at the scene of Mahone’s shooting. Since transport is required to travel with the medical records of their prisoners, they have already concluded that the blood does not belong to either one of the prisoners. Now they will have to take it back to the lab and run it through the system to figure out who it belongs to.

Michael walks out to a smirking Linc who’s all “way to go bro” and asking for details. Michael smiles but says he’s not telling. Linc doesn’t know that it was Sara in there until Michael tells him. He didn’t get a good look. Linc smiles but underneath it all he is sad about Veronica and worried about LJ. There’s still no word on LJ’s whereabouts and no way to find out where he is. Michael thinks Sara might be ready by now and goes in to get her and brings her out. They leave the back and walk out into the main entertainment area back to Kellerman who has his back to them and is leaning over the stage trying to coax the dancer down. They call Kellerman over and when he turns around Sara stops dead in her tracks. Kellerman looks very surprised. Michael asks her what’s wrong and gently takes her arm but she pulls away and starts yelling at him. Michael has no idea what’s going on here but Linc is at the ready as he noticed the way Sara is looking at Kellerman. Sara tells Michael that Kellerman tortured her and tried to kill her and that she will not go anywhere near him. Michael turns to Kellerman looking horrified and runs toward him. Kellerman tries to pull out his gun but Linc catches his hand before he can get it completely out and struggles with him to get it free. He gets the gun away and then holds Kellerman in a choke-hold. Michael is right in his face staring him down but the whole place is staring at them now. What are they going to do? THE END

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Prison Break Recap 12/4 (Fake) Episode

Kellerman, Lincoln and Michael are running out in the daylight now and Mike can’t believe what he just saw! Kellerman actually KILLED Mahone and while he is now free of him, he can’t believe how cold-blooded Kellerman is. He’s not sure they can trust him but they don’t have a choice. They all climb into the car and speed away. Kellerman tells them that they are going to “expose that bitch” and go find Terrence Streadman and that he just so happens to know exactly where he is.

Sucre is walking through the Mexico desert, sweating and looking sexy…I mean tired, well OK sexy AND tired. He needs water and help but there is still nothing in sight so he walks on.

T-bag walks toward the woman who turned him in. He looks like he’s about to fly into a murderous rage…and then…he falls to the floor at her feet and cries. He tells her how she hurt him and how he really is a bad man but he never would have hurt her nor the kids. He tells her he loves her. Surprised, she takes his head in her hands and hugs his face to her waist.

Meanwhile, back in “The Killing Box,” we see Mahone’s lifeless body…and then…it MOVES! He’s NOT dead! He groans and rolls over onto his side holding his chest. He gets to his feet and opens his shirt revealing a bulletproof vest! The bullet pierced the vest, but not completely and he’s bleeding. He slowly climbs the stairs looking crazy. Now, not only is he going to kill the brothers, he’s gonna fuck Kellerman up.

Sara, now without any credit cards nor ID, has to find a way to continue to support her life on the run. She sees a strip joint and has no choice but to check it out…After all, how many jobs are there that don’t require you to fill out a W-4 and that pay you in cash?

Sucre has collapsed in the desert and things are looking bleak for him…just then, a car pulls up with a beautiful woman inside. She approaches Sucre and tries to revive him but he isn’t moving. Oh no! Sucre! She goes and gets her bottled water out of the car, sits down and puts his head in her lap and pours some water into his mouth. He chokes a little at first but then starts to drink. He squints up at her…”Mari-Cruz?” But it’s not her. “Don’t worry, I’ll help you,” she says. She helps him to the car and they pull off.

Haywire’s raft doesn’t exactly have GPS and he ends up on Cast Away island and finds a volleyball with a face painted on it. He builds a fire and dances around it in his underwear while chanting “Wilson, Wilson, Wilson.” The dog is not impressed.

Kellerman, Michael and Linc stop for a rest b/c it’s hard being on the run. Linc wants a drink and maybe a lap dance. I mean when was the last time these boys got laid? Kellerman agrees and Michael is just along for the ride. They walk into a strip joint and Linc says he’s going to head to the bathroom but tells Mike he’s going to get him a nice lap dance in the Champagne Room. Kellerman is already worshipping at the feet of the woman performing and has ordered a drink. Linc heads to the bathroom while the manager walks Mike to the back.

The officers that were escorting Mike and Linc back to jail have flooded “The Killing Box,” looking for them but they find nothing but some blood near the stairs. They call in CSI. Meanwhile, Mahone ends up back in a now empty tunnel. He heads over to one of the SUVs, starts it up and speeds off.

It’s Bellick’s first night inside and Avacado has decided to make this his first night inside HIM. Bellick is getting the ramming of his life but at least he used lube…

C-Note has followed the police car carrying his wife. He buckles in his little girl and tells her to close her eyes and not to be afraid. He speeds up the RV preparing to run the car off of the road in hopes that he can get her back. Oh the suspense!

Mike is seated on a couch waiting for his lapdance but deep in thought. In walks his stripper and IT’S SARA, but his back is to her. She says she has one rule and that is, that he has to close his eyes. He does. She walks over without looking at him and starts her performance. She doesn’t want to see his face. She can’t believe she’s doing this. He keeps his eyes closed and tries not to feel what he knows he’s feeling…aroused. He can’t see her, but he can feel her grinding on him and he can feel it…growing. He opens his eyes but she is not facing him…he reaches out to touch her and as he does, she turns around and smacks him! Now he can see her face…”Sara,” He says in that sexy, sexy voice. “Michael!” she exclaims with tears in her eyes. She hugs him and says “I was so afraid when I thought you were gone. I’ve been through so much. There are so many things I want to tell you…” She trails off as he pulls back and looks into her eyes. He pulls her down onto his lap and kisses her. THE END.

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