RED ALERT! HIDE THE CHILDREN! THE TERROR THREAT LEVEL HAS JUST BEEN RAISED TO BEIGE! DEFCON 5! SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
If you don’t have one Went, you may want to hire a bodyguard.
It gives me great pleasure (you have no idea how much) to announce that on March 9, 2007, I, WFW, will finally see Wentworth Miller in the flesh.
Went, I’ll be the girl with the afro in the Wet For Went t-shirt with her hand up during the question and answer period just to ask you what you’re doing later. I’m gonna lock you up and throw away the key.
And while you’re all locked up and looking hot (oh so very lickably hot), I’m gonna do things to you that there are no names for yet.
When I wake up from that luscious dream and realize that I’m in lockup in L.A. for lunging onto the stage, knocking you to the ground and hanging on for dear life as you scream “SECURITY!” in that sexy sexy voice and I recall the handcuffing, baton beating and my (really good under the circumstances) rendition of “I Will Always Love You” that I sang to you with feeling as I got dragged away, I’ll remember our meeting fondly and smile. The time I spend being mentally evaluated will be used to mail you letters in which I plan our future and name our children and they will be littered with phrases like “WFW Miller” and “Went & WFW 4EVER.” I’ll spend my days recalling our first date (that never happened) and telling my “roommates” how one day you WILL come for me and that once I had a Wentworth Miller Blog…and then I will think of all of you, my readers and sisters (with some lurking brothers) in Wentlust. I’ll think of you during my frequent sedative shots and restraint bruise treatments. It was a good run but now I must leave you. It was nice knowing you all…Maybe I’ll post my mugshot!
What does all of this mean? Wet For Went (as well as The Church) will be representing at Paley Fest 07 where Wentworth Miller will be in attendance. It just so happens that I will be out there for vacation *coughyeahrightcough* and no this not my very first trip to California all in the name of seeing Went in person *coughbullshitcough*. If I luck up and meet him and get a fan pic, I just hope I don’t look like shit. I am so excited I feel like I’m gonna throw up. Oh yeah, Nic and Sammie, my partners in crime, now would be the time to squee…
Wet For Went 
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!
SPIKED STARBUCKS, CHECK!
SEEDY HOTEL, CHECK!
BAIL MONEY, CHECK!
Look for me on the news!!!
Went, I’m comin for you, baby!
*sigh*
Lucky bitch
*sigh*
You may only get arrested AFTER you have provided the play-by-play of the event. So, um, bring your Blackberry, post live and then attempt to make contact. Please.
*sigh*
Lucky bitch. 😉
You totally deserve this WFW! After all, you have created the best Went site on the web. But that doesn’t mean I’m not jealous! Because I freakin’ am!!!! Uhh, some people are just so lucky. DAMN IT!!!
PS: I need FULL report on March 10, with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL!!! OK, make it 10th of April, I assume it will take you SOME time to recover;)
ohh u lucky lucky girl… i’m sooo jealous…. me want went!
Me and Mama Bear will start the Bail Money Hedge Fund just in case. I am positively GREEEEEEEEEN ith envy WFW!! Congratulations! Needless to say we will be expecting a FULLY DETAILED account of the entire event (what does he smell like, how did he treat others, attire, etc…)
I am so excited WFT! We got our tix too and you know what? I’m not even gonna TRY to hold you back from Went! I’ll be cheering you on! *Off to print my “Free Wet For Went” T-shirt!*
Now where’s Jailbird? She needs to join the party!
In my excitement I spelled your abbreviation wrong! lol. Sorry!
I have every confidence in you, WFW! I know you will get that fanpic. Went won’t be able to resisit you!! I am so excited for you, even though you have just skyrocketed to the top of my “People I Hate” list (with love of course).
Incidentally, before you rip his clothes off, could you find out what his favorite coffee drink is. I’m oddly curious.
O.M.G.!!!!!!!
LOVER!!!!!
Now I can’t scream BAL – TI -MORE!!! anymore but LOS ANGE -LUS!!!!!!
So condoms, whips, hancuffs, a feather and maybe some hot wax was all promised to Went if he ever visited Baltimore, so what will he be getting in L.A. should you make it past security?
Actually that shouldn’t be “should” it should be WHEN you make it past security because I know you will lover!!! (was that a tongue twister? sorry overuse of “should”)
I have FAITH IN YOU!!!! DO NOT LET US DOWN!!! GET A LICK OR TWO IN THERE FOR ME PLEASE!!! AND THE LOCATION OF THE LICK IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHIP!!! PLANK!!! POLE!!!
SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
Oh BTW linds, those are some polite questions – I’m so surprised! I though the gal of “baby factory” fame would be a little less reserved!
Of course I wanna know about “smell” but I’m thinking the other four senses need more attention…say TOUCH AND TASTE in particular lover!!
ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TOUCH AND TASTE!!!
Excitement over now!!! Hate (with love of course) and envy are taking it’s place! Sure you do run the coolest blog ever and yes you totally deserve it and you are my Mistress and I WORSHIP but I still wish I could be there *pout* (however you never know, it’s still a possibility). I would hold him down for you and wait my turn coughyeahrightcough* You know I would TAKE OVER! Be glad I’m not in America! LOL
Seriously though babe, I wish you all the best, all the luck in the world! I’m not even a bit jealous…okay maybe a little bit…maybe a lot…maybe I’m so FUCKING JEALOUS I WANNA SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT WHILE YOU SLEEP! *takes several deep breathes, eyes rolling in back of head*
but I won’t because I do want you to meet him and tell us all about the GLORIOUS, HOLY EXPERIENCE!!!!!
LOVE YOU LOTS LOVER!!!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!! I’LL BE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT IF NOT IN FLESH!!!
*Mmmmmmm…flesh…..*
MWAH!!!!! LOVE!!!! AND C YA!!!!
I have nothing clever to say because I am in shock. Extreme shock. WFW, you ROCK! Go forth and make us proud.
*Turning to Linds* We better get working on that bail cash…hehe. 🙂
OMFG!!!!!!
I am so excited for you that I’m not even jealous!!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (Am I even allowed to squee over here?)
And I am sending you a plastic cup ASAP! Don’t let me down, there’s only one thing I’m asking of you!
cograts girl now get him !!!!!!!!!!
The Beverly Hills Police are all wimps… you can take ’em.
WTW—you lucky girl you!!! soooooo jealous right now. I’m sure everyone will know you after that interview (including America’s Most Wanted). Please grab his ass for me and enjoy the ride. You go girl!
Went only comes to those who seek him. Go get him girl!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Note to Went:
Oh sweet- Went, my Grecian god, at last 3/9— be afraid, Precious… be VERY AFRAID!
~xoxo, samantha~
p.s. luuuuuuv you!
Wetly, no worries! I shall make an iron-on transfer pic of the Precious for your straight jacket, I promise!
Love you, girl! And baby? Grab that ass and make us proud!!
😉 Fevah!
Holy shit! Holy shit! Can you sayyyy envy? Cuz I’m really envious of you now, WFW. I’ve got one thing to say: “Represent, WFW, REPRESENT!”
Oh yea, and work that sexy fro you lucky bitch, you!
I’m SO happy for my girls!! WFW, Nic, Sammie..i KNOW you’ll make us proud! I’m so excited for you!
p.s. i promise i’m only weeping with crippling love filled envy.
mwahs mwahs! xxx
not fair….I am so jealous!
You go girl!!! Well done!
XXX Jean Jeanie
I leave you for one day, ONE, and this is what I have to read when I get back?
*envy building, rage accumulating, jealousy searing*
You bitch, you gloriously lucky, hilariously funny bitch.
*back to the lovin’ now*
I sure hope you get to talk to him. But, hey, leave him whole for us, so we can keep staring a little while longer. At least until our eyes finally give in.
*COMATOSE*
*batting eyelashes speaking code*
I’m so HAPPY for you girl, it put me in a coma! BUT that’s ok, it’s so worth it!
Hurry up and come back so we acn all celebrate!
I LOVE YOU!
SU baby, I first read this at work so I felt the need to be PG-13!! WFW – you can totally use the baby factory offer on Went when you throw him down on the floor to make sweet sweet love to him! Do it for your girls!!
Mama Bear – I’m thinking car wash / bake sale…
Well, I have to say no one deserves this more than you… for writing the best blog ever.
I so wish I were right now… If I was anywhere near you I swear I could think up an evil plan to eliminate you and then become you, like in Gatacca or The Mysterious Mr Ripley (evil laughter).
Why is it that Went makes me want to do all these mad illegal things, like kidnapping (him) and eliminating people and stalking and etc?! He’s too fine and too smart and altogether just too much for me to be able to handle myself!!!!
Well, WFW, go on and makes a proud! Do something reaaaaaally dirty to (with?) Him and then please come back and give to us with as much detail as you can.
tris_lx
So…do I send my financial blessing aka bail money via Pay Pal or….???
Lucky beotch! Figure out a way to get close to him. Trip, fall, fake labor pain…something!
May the force be with you luv, on this mission of meeting the sexgod !
So glad you’re going to be there to see Went in person, WFW!
Hold it down for all the sistas, ok? ‘Cause we black girls got much love for him too!
Hey WFW its Twinkie I am SOOOO Happy for you!! That is so awesome your biggest dream is finally gonna come true!! I’m sure you’ll get a great fan pic with him can’t wait to see it!! Don’t forget to tell him all about your blog 🙂
Congrats! Can’t wait to hear about your encounter!
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