Wentworth Miller called me y’all! Yup, He said he’s sick of this shit.
WFW: So Went, I understand PH is at it again. How does that make you feel?
Went: I’m mad as fuck! He better hope I never run into his ass or I’m gonna karate chop him into oblivion.
WFW: Fuck? Wow, Went you’re hot when you’re mad.
Went: You’re hot all the time. What are you doing later?
WFW: You, sexy…
Went: *chuckles* But back to PH, Wentkorea, to use your phrasing, was a one time deal. I was there for BPJ only and I didn’t shoot a commercial for that. They snapped endless pictures of me while I was there, was this Luke person in any of them? Who the hell is he anyway? The French Cafe ads were shot in L.A and why the hell would I be nervous about reporters asking if I’m gay? I already answered the question!
WFW: *shakes head knowingly* I know Went, I know. It’s tiring isn’t it? I mean, here you already said you weren’t gay and yet people just won’t let it go.
Went: People need lives.
WFW: I know your time is limited; You have a Starbucks to get to, but before you go, is there anything you want your fans to know? Is there anything more we can do to support you?
Went: I want pussy and lots of it. If FOX advised me about anything, it was to NOT say that. Apparently, stating my sexual needs makes me appear less…nice.
WFW: Oh but it’s hot Went. You should do more of it. I can help you out you know.
Went: Anytime you want it baby.
Will Went REALLY karate chop PH? Will Went start demanding pussy from passersby? Do people believe anything they read on the internet? Do you really give a shit?